Honesty or Mystery?

Playing DCUO.

Best of luck, bro.

I would taken the test... But the lady never scheduled me in it.

I just beat MK1 for the first time. It was easier then I thought, nothing like MK2's ridiculous difficulty.

i just peed in a cup. yay drug tests.

I'm probably going to regret writing this, but you guys have it much easier peeing in a cup than girls.

At least that's how I see it.

Well, it varies actually. Guys can just, well, let it hang and let it rip, but...
the splatter is a bit worse. Easier to aim, harder to contain. Really it depends on the force of the leak.
Man, it's so akward talking about this!

MK1 is pretty easy but alittle cheap
MK2 is just frustrating and cheap >_<
MK3/UMK3 is in between but Shao Kahn is a bitch .__.

Meh, I'm pretty open about things, so I don't feel too awkward. Basically, You're right. Aiming is easier. I didn't find controlling the splash to be difficult. You just kind of have to control the current, lol.

Anyway, I should be fine. I'm slightly paranoid, because those drug tests are famous for giving false positives, but since I haven't smoked since March I am willing to retake it. I need a jerb, hope it works out.

When I see a woman talk about pissing, all I can think about is the fetish tab on a porn site.

Who's into that weird shit? I'd be close to punching a girl in the uterus if she pissed in my face while I'm down there.

Some people give off that vibe and I literally think people can look like a rapist/child molester.

Most times, it's the person you least expect though.

I thought you were going into a Fresh Prince thing after this...

Also, this reminds me of something you mentioned a few years back though, about people snapping your bra strap or whatever, then someone said to channel your pain into a slap across the guys face... I can't remember who suggested this though, I think it was J-R, but I'm not sure.

That's awesome. That means you didn't fail!!

I don't remember anything about bra snapping... Thong wedgies, however, is something I can clearly remember about. Maybe that was what was talked about.

But after reading the sentence you quoted me, I actually started singing that in the tune of the Fresh Prince song.

So fucking happy.

It's been a great day. After my dr appointment my dad took me to a comic shop and to my surprise there was all 5 issues of Before Watchmen. He got me all of them.

I was bored so I made one of these.

Just.........damn.

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It's a fetish, dude. You don't get it unless you're into it. And maybe you still won't get it then.




Happens to me on a regular basis, except it's until 5:30 AM. I'll fix my sleeping pattern in 2 to 4 days by staying awake. Then after a week, I screw it up again. This cycle has been going on for years. I try to fix it again in a time period of minimum 2 weeks, maximum 2 months.

Well, I seem to give off the vibe of a bad person, but I just enjoy being to myself. My interests, what I do, and the things I say make people think I'm wierd. but I'm really an okay person, I just keep to myself because I think a lot.

It's good to know that some people think of me that way. I should change a little.

Well, if people think you're a good person, you're a good person to them and not a bad one.

I mean, I hope that there isn't people thinking that you have the intention of doing something really horrible to another human being.

Remember that time I...

oh wow spoilers much? You ruined Doom for me!

won the world cup?

feltched a horse?