if just one word was removed

Last time I checked, you have to be undead in order to be considered a zombie.

If you're still alive and you eat a human, wouldn't you be considered as a cannibal?

"I wish my mom would die"?

Man, you're dark.

Let's get naked and cuddle. Our skin will be exposed, and we'll be toasty.

Virtual Naked Hug <3

He meant "mom", not "facebook"

Fak u gooby

yea you facebook whore

you basically just said facebook is better than his mom

Yes, that was the joke.

And it was good.

I have come to a conclusion on who god really is...





The Iron Sheik

Welcome to heaven, my son. May your roads be golden and your goblet never run dry.

Haha I just saw this on tumblr and it reminded me of MKO.

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i hope someday there’s an opposite of my little pony

like a super-serious dark show that’s meant to appeal primarily to an adult, mostly male audience

but then somehow 6-year-old girls start watching it and love it and they form a huge girly childish fandom around it

that would be awesome

I don't understand the whole Brony thing. As far as I'm concerned, the best things on the HUB are Batman and ALF.

More details, please. What was this "confrontation" regarding? Why did you think it'd come to blows instead of an apology?

Then it would make sense in only a handful of ways! Seriously!
-wish my mom's facebook would die.
-I my mom's facebook would die.
-I wish mom's facebook would die.
-I wish my facebook would die.
-I wish my mom's would die.
-I wish my mom's facebook die.
-I wish my mom's facebook would.
You see? Only 3/7 variations make sense.
Yes, I have a lot of free time at the start of my shift.

Ummm Transformers and GI Joe.

your all band ok

BAND ON THE RUN

THESE CHICKS DON'T EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF MY BAND!

More new Soundgarden. This one sounds like it doesn't suck, so I'm pretty excited.

Whenever I feel like I'm running out of ideas for music, I think of this:

For You (1978)
Prince (1979)
Dirty Mind (1980)
Controversy (1981)
1999 (1982)
Purple Rain (1984)
Around the World in a Day (1985)
Parade (1986)
Sign "O" the Times (1987)
Lovesexy (1988)
Batman (1989)
Graffiti Bridge (1990)
Diamonds and Pearls (1991)
Love Symbol Album (1992)
Come (1994)
The Black Album (1994)
The Gold Experience (1995)
Chaos and Disorder (1996)
Emancipation (1996)
Crystal Ball (1998)
The Vault: Old Friends 4 Sale (1999)
Rave Un2 the Joy Fantastic (1999)
Rave In2 the Joy Fantastic (2001)
The Rainbow Children (2001)
One Nite Alone... (2002)
Xpectation (2003)
C-Note (2003)
N.E.W.S (2003)
The Chocolate Invasion (2004)
The Slaughterhouse (2004)
Musicology (2004)
3121 (2006)
Planet Earth (2007)
Lotusflow3r / MPLSound (2009)
20Ten (2010)

If Prince can create over 30 albums and still be full of creativity, I know I can still keep going.

Seriously Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones?

I will forever love pot!

Speaking of, there is no better feeling than getting high as fuck and eating. Just be careful. Buffets are dangerous when on pot.

ugh pot should be illegal and you should go to jail


the government lacks any responsibilities

When you catch on fire, what are you supposed to do?

Hoping that people actually read this and answer this, I would like to know what your responses are... Just because I heard some of the DUMBEST answers as of lately with that question, I want to see what you're supposed to do.

stop drop and roll

What you are supposed to do is completely irrelevant, because once you catch fire, you first response will be freaking the fuck out.

You will then be too consumed in shock and fear to take the time to think or listen. Most likely, if there is another present, they will be putting the fire out for you.

Unless it becomes a second nature to act on impulse when on fire, the precautions are useless.