Hey people I haven't been on in a couple of weeks what's new?

Same shit, different day.

Funfact, Corey, Cory, Cori, Corry, (however you wanna spell it) is actually old word for raven. As the Romans taught the Celts latin, the Celts would bastardise the language and create their own similar words. The latin word for raven is Corvidae (a name I sometimes joke is my real name) and the Celts changed the word into Cori.

Corvidae is actually now the scientiffic name for a large group of birds.

Well, if you want a recap as to what happened while you were gone, I might as well be nice enough to tell you...
1. Jonathan gained his memory back and realised that he knows a secret formula that will create the mythical "Fountain of Youth".
2. Natasha found this out and has been trying to seduce Jonathan for the information and sell it to potential terrorists.
3. Leslie Nielsen is going to making a fourth "Naked Gun" movie in the afterlife, except OJ Simpson will be replaced by Michael Jackson.
4. Keith Richards joined MKO under the name "OldStone1".
5. We all found out the meaning of life via a magic goat, who told us that if we ever revealed it to anyone who was off the site during the week, we'd be castrated by rabbits.
6. I learned the true meaning of Christmas.
7. Jack Frost Vs. Jack Skeleton will take place on PPV in two weeks; bring candy corn and candy canes!
!cixelsyd ton m'I tuo snrut tI .8
9. Luke is Jonathan's father, but he hasn't told him yet, because he's sleeping with Natasha, who doesn't know that she's actually Luke's mother.
10. I have too much time on my hands.
Hopefully this made you chuckle a bit. Welcome back!
lol, been waiting to use that one again for years!

haha thanks for that lol.

You had a win!

Oh shit, Moral Orel's on.

So I finally took an interest in the IRK tournament, and I glanced over the boards.

Apparently, I am 8-21-0.

Maybe I'm reading this wrong, but from my knowledge of MMA that means I have 8 wins, 21 losses, 0 draws.

I only remember challenging one person ever.

WHO'S TROLLIN!? I DONT REMEMBER FIGHTING. DAMN SLEEPWALKING/DRUNKEN NIGHTS!

*Looks at m0sH*

CATS
That is all.

I approve of this post.

Nope. Dogs.

Made this cause I'm bored

Autumn... where art thou?

I want Winter to be here.

Just hit it and split it until you find something worth settling down for.

Don't worry, child... Winter is coming.
*Game of Thrones theme music*

Great advice lol.
/sarcasm

You a Winter fan too?

Of course! :D
I love snow...

It really is the most beautiful time of year.

Now I want Game of Thrones to be here. Season 3 should start the week after Newsroom season 1 ends. Season 2 of Newsroom should start the week after GoT Season 3 ends.

Also, all of the candy on this Earth planet should be mine.

Orly?

Winter time, I'm always indifferent about it because it's one of those times where you can enjoy it and in the same time, hate it. I love when it snows around my birthday, despite it being weeks before the winter season begins. I love it when it snows during the holidays. I can only tolerate snow pretty much up to the week after New Years. Then, I don't want it to snow anymore.

I mean, by the time February comes, the weather gets all goofy around where I'm at, and it drives me nuts when the first day of warm weather strikes. Spring fever hits me faster than a 99 mph fast ball. And of course, that warm weather soon turns right back to cold.

Tis why winter drives me crazy at times.

I don't have it in me to do that, it's not how I was raised and I don't understand how people do it. I'm not condemning it or judging them for it, I simply don't get it.



Yep, totally my fault. You don't remember that night when we were drunk, and I jokingly said I love La Roux? You vowed to fight me until you killed me, hence your 21 losses.

So to answer the question, I guess I'm trollin.

In my honest opinion,

Boobs > Booty

I think I lean more towards boobs. I always look at the how good their face is, then hair since I love long hair on a fine woman then tits.