boomboom Wrote:
No he doesn't, he just doesn't like unfunny jokes.
UlcaTron Wrote:
You take things WAY To Seriously
G_Ninja Wrote:
No, he isn't. He is just some user with an avatar and signature with Death in them.
UlcaTron Wrote:
he is death.
boomboom Wrote:
You've never even met met me.
You've never even met met me.
he is death.
No, he isn't. He is just some user with an avatar and signature with Death in them.
You take things WAY To Seriously
No he doesn't, he just doesn't like unfunny jokes.
True Dat.
mKomBATouttahell Wrote:
UlcaTron is right. I am death. When a user gets banned, I escort them to the big tin can in the shy. So shut the fuck up, or I'll kill you.
UlcaTron is right. I am death. When a user gets banned, I escort them to the big tin can in the shy. So shut the fuck up, or I'll kill you.
Yet, I'm not banned. Looks like you have no power now...
But seriously, Wtf?
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You are wrong. I have complete power. I have more power than you ever will, so go fuck a tree gimpy.


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Billy Bob Bojangles......
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dibula Wrote:
i <3 flame wars
i <3 flame wars
I <3 Mass Murders. Your mom.
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mKomBATouttahell Wrote:
You are wrong. I have complete power. I have more power than you ever will, so go fuck a tree gimpy.
You are wrong. I have complete power. I have more power than you ever will, so go fuck a tree gimpy.
I went to check for a definition of dendrophiliac and found the following paragraphs. I wonder if people like that really exist:
1. Dendrophiliac (n.) one who is aroused by trees; one who humps trees
"Mark is such a dendrophiliac, I saw him fucking a tree in the park today."
other definitions for dendrophiliac are also listed under dentrophiliac for those dumbasses who can't spell. you should also look up "dendrophilia"
2. Dendrophiliac
A person who fucks plants.
"Man, oh, man. I got thorns all over my dick from that rose bush I had yesterday." Adam the dendrophiliac said.
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I like pot.


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m0s3pH Wrote:


I can't stand that fat ass, not because he's fat, but because he can't speak properly, and subtitles are needed when he speaks.
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m0s3pH Wrote:
*looks for profound post*
Toxik Wrote:
I think I just saw MKS online.
I think I just saw MKS online.
*looks for profound post*
Gimme a topic (preferably some fight between 2 members -regardless of their ranks-) and I'll give it a shot.


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EmmKayEss Wrote:
Gimme a topic (preferably some fight between 2 members -regardless of their ranks-) and I'll give it a shot.
m0s3pH Wrote:
*looks for profound post*
Toxik Wrote:
I think I just saw MKS online.
I think I just saw MKS online.
*looks for profound post*
Gimme a topic (preferably some fight between 2 members -regardless of their ranks-) and I'll give it a shot.
I'll give you coltess leaving the site as a topic.
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xtactics Wrote:
Don't ask hot girls who they lost their virginity to cause the answer is always EmmKayEss.
How's that?
Don't ask hot girls who they lost their virginity to cause the answer is always EmmKayEss.
How's that?
Well that's not entirely true. The girl's don't have to necessarily be hot, and it doesn't always have to be a girl. Let it be known that MKS doesn't play favorites (except in the case of wtflegend, whom will always be the person I most enjoy making a fool of).
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prodigy004 Wrote:
It was just a one nighter... it didn't mean anything!
Just kidding (duh), but yeah... plz pick up that gun and shoot yourself with it. Thx! :)
kingjolly Wrote:
(ya) ibn el sharmoota
(ya) ibn el sharmoota
Majnoon...


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Hotsex.


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KARATE Wrote:
Beck does kick ass!!!!!!!!!
Loser>All.
Beck does kick ass!!!!!!!!!
Loser>All.
Wrong.
Cellphone's Dead > Every other Beck song besides Loser > Loser > All.
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