1000

1001

who gives a crap about 1001? 1000 is where it's all at.

Which reminds me. Wtf is up with the 101 dalmation's parents? Can a mother actually have 101 babies and live? To think that I give up a crap after 10 minutes.

1003

1. I know, I just wanted to put 1001 cuz I didn't know what else........
2. That's what happens when you don't spay or nueter your pets.

.........1005
Oh yeah, I went there

Contacts hurt really bad..

My eye is red and puffy from poking it so damn much. But I managed to get both in less than 30 minutes!


*ow*

I just woke up... feel like zombie... 00:00 exactly in Montreal at the moment... uuuugh.

Bob Barker warned them. He really did. They didn't listen.

Sleep rules! \/\/007!

Hell yeah!

Fuckin hell.....

Being sick sucks....

Anyway...I'm going to post two of my sigs that I made when I was bored....

First one...



Second one, No brushes...I'm proud of it...even though its nothing..lol

blah blah blah....wheres my cofee? no cofee? I hate you all I'm off to the store.....oh yeah good morning.

Damn! The n00bs take over MKO, we are in need of cool intelligent people! I can't do it all by myself!

Can't wait to go back to school. Mom's been a real pain in the ass lately. I told her I would move out and she got all serious. Meh, and I'm gonna be 21. She told me I can't move out until I get married. She must be joking.

So your saying you and Crow ain't married yet?

Look Crow...shes dropping hints!

Do I count as cool and/or intelligent?

No way dummy!




I'm playin brah...

Well, that sucks, fricken A!! Sorry that's happening, Oriana. SO glad to be here on MKO, tehehe.

-RyanRaiden.

Heh, my parents want me to live with them in the same house when I am married. I don't think so...

I left my mothers place when I was sixteen that was nearly 2 years ago. She hasn't heard from me since.

Count the number of insults I throw at you and you can choose which you fall with depending on the ratio.

My fave contestant, Jess, did not win Aussie Idol. Sure runner up is good, but I am still totally devoed! Life's not fair!

*slits wrists*

You know how sometimes you get upset that the people policing your neighborhood are a bunch of fat donut critics who spend most of their time trying to trick you into speeding tickets? It could be worse. They could be Aquaman. Imagine being in a burning building, and the person sent to rescue you shows up in his underwear on a giant seahorse. Or worse, standing on two flying fish with leashes (above right). But don't worry, while you're burning alive, your rescuer has the fantastic ability to TALK with those fish he's using as shoes. You might as well cover yourself in gasoline and try to get it over with quick.

Telling you that you can't move out until you're married and you are 21? Tell her "seeya!" after you've gathered your things and have made sure you have a place to stay and money to stay there. But make sure it's a stable setup as if it's not, you're going back will likely be not happening if trouble stirs up.