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Shyriu
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I am awesome.

 •11/26/2006 02:20 PM (UTC) •
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It's nice to see how I can't post porn, but I can describe it on MKO.

Then she opened her lips to accept his delicious life juice. His hand resting in her lap going up and up, closer to her... I'll auto censur myself, we don't want strykerandbarakarule to cover his screen full of white or any other 12 year old.
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JediTommy8
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 •11/26/2006 02:50 PM (UTC) •
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Im feeling so sick today...sad
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strykerandbarakarule
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I regret StrykerAndBarakaRule but I don't think I can change it. Oh well.

 •11/26/2006 03:13 PM (UTC) •
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Shyriu Wrote:
It's nice to see how I can't post porn, but I can describe it on MKO.

Then she opened her lips to accept his delicious life juice. His hand resting in her lap going up and up, closer to her... I'll auto censur myself, we don't want G-Ninja to cover his screen full of white or any other 12 year old.
HEY!i wouldnt censor it lolgrin
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I regret StrykerAndBarakaRule but I don't think I can change it. Oh well.

 •11/26/2006 03:41 PM (UTC) •
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takermk Wrote:
ALL HAIL STRYKER
damn strait
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BUTTSECKS
YOURE FUCKING CRAZY!
tgrant Wrote:
She stripped on stage.she did some sex type stuff. She was writhing and doing all sorts of stuff whilst suspended in mid air. she dressed a stuffed teddy in a thong. She was swearing and laughing and joking with us. she was popping fake breasts. She was on a motorcycle and dressed in punk gear and all sorts of other outfits. One of the highlights was where she was in a thong, doign the splits, suspended in mid air and resting on top of another woman doing the same thing only upside down. They were joined by the crotch. It was amazing to see done.

Best night ever! grin
me:wowwow
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My Awsomeness holds no bounds....
me:...*cough cough*
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I don't see the relation, btw, my last post wasn't an insult to Randy, the user, it was a funny quote from Least I Could Do that made me laugh.


Oh, lol, I thought you were insulting him. And the hypocrite thing was obviously about your mentally retarded comment.

Anywho, I am off to watch Aussie Idol.

And tgrant, enjoy the concert!

Anyway, how would you know if I talk to him or not? Even though I do...


On a more important matter: Bukkake.
*screams like a little girl*manhunt doesnt have enough violence!
anyway,i got back from my brothers house(i couldnt sleep so i played hunter the reckoning,wayward,DOA2 hardcore,and manhunt)i beat him 1/2 of the time in MK:A.he beat my created girl with satan,his guy...sad
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 •11/26/2006 05:05 PM (UTC) •
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antifragalisticexpialidosous

What the hell does that mean? It's not even a word is it? Marry Poppins you sick son of a bitch. Teaching kids words they don't know.
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 •11/26/2006 05:16 PM (UTC) •
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What in the blue hell, this goes from taker to sex stories. I don't like porn because Im in love with a woman and before anybody says anything yes I love her. Im bored, the new dungeon siege game sucks.
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 •11/26/2006 05:19 PM (UTC) •
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HellrazerHD Wrote:
What in the blue hell, this goes from taker to sex stories. I don't like porn because Im in love with a woman and before anybody says anything yes I love her. Im bored, the new dungeon siege game sucks.


Your the only guy i know who dosent like pornwow
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 •11/26/2006 06:47 PM (UTC) •
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 •11/26/2006 07:10 PM (UTC) •
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Shyriu Wrote:
It's nice to see how I can't post porn, but I can describe it on MKO.

Then she opened her lips to accept his delicious life juice. His hand resting in her lap going up and up, closer to her... I'll auto censur myself, we don't want G-Ninja to cover his screen full of white or any other 12 year old.



STFU! furious Who said I'm 12? confused
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 •11/26/2006 07:16 PM (UTC) •
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kingjolly
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 •11/26/2006 07:23 PM (UTC) •
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Whoa....I totally wrote a bunch of bullsh*t on my english paper and I ended up with an A.confused
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 •11/26/2006 07:28 PM (UTC) •
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kingjolly Wrote:
Whoa....I totally wrote a bunch of bullsh*t on my english paper and I ended up with an A.confused


If only everything was that easy tongue
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 •11/26/2006 07:30 PM (UTC) •
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G_Ninja Wrote:
kingjolly Wrote:
Whoa....I totally wrote a bunch of bullsh*t on my english paper and I ended up with an A.confused


If only everything was that easy tongue


lol
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 •11/26/2006 07:36 PM (UTC) •
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kingjolly Wrote:
Whoa....I totally wrote a bunch of bullsh*t on my english paper and I ended up with an A.confused



Same thing happened to me. Test on a book I just looked over the test and related everything in the questions back to one another. English is easy but that didn't stop me from dropping out. Got my g e dizzle instead.
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 •11/26/2006 08:30 PM (UTC) •
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G_Ninja Wrote:
Shyriu Wrote:
It's nice to see how I can't post porn, but I can describe it on MKO.

Then she opened her lips to accept his delicious life juice. His hand resting in her lap going up and up, closer to her... I'll auto censur myself, we don't want G-Ninja to cover his screen full of white or any other 12 year old.



STFU! furious Who said I'm 12? confused


Oh yeah... you're TEN!! Roflmfao man, I'm not trying to be mean, just saying, LOL!! How is everyone?

-RyanRaiden.
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 •11/26/2006 08:33 PM (UTC) •
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RyanRaiden Wrote:
G_Ninja Wrote:
Shyriu Wrote:
It's nice to see how I can't post porn, but I can describe it on MKO.

Then she opened her lips to accept his delicious life juice. His hand resting in her lap going up and up, closer to her... I'll auto censur myself, we don't want G-Ninja to cover his screen full of white or any other 12 year old.



STFU! furious Who said I'm 12? confused


Oh yeah... you're TEN!! Roflmfao man, I'm not trying to be mean, just saying, LOL!! How is everyone?

-RyanRaiden.


bad. The Jags are losing to the Bills!
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"A man with no sense of history is like a man with no eyes or ears"
•11/26/2006 09:36 PM (UTC) •
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What do you do when you think a lass that your best mate is trying to get, is hot.
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Shyriu
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I am awesome.

 •11/26/2006 09:45 PM (UTC) •
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Randy, you watch and don't touch unless he doesn't get her, if he doesn't, then you make your move.
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 •11/26/2006 09:55 PM (UTC) •
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kingjolly Wrote:
Whoa....I totally wrote a bunch of bullsh*t on my english paper and I ended up with an A.confused


I still do that even in college and get an A.
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 •11/26/2006 09:57 PM (UTC) •
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MegaBabe Wrote:
kingjolly Wrote:
Whoa....I totally wrote a bunch of bullsh*t on my english paper and I ended up with an A.confused


I still do that even in college and get an A.


Lol, hai again!! Hope everything's going as uber-awesome as it can be.

-RyanRaiden.
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khanswarrior15
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 •11/26/2006 10:01 PM (UTC) •
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chihuahuas are scary.
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Shyriu
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I am awesome.

 •11/26/2006 10:08 PM (UTC) •
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Chihuahuas are the second dumbest being in the world, second only to 12 year old kids playing FPS on internet.
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 •11/26/2006 10:21 PM (UTC) •
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Shyriu Wrote:
Chihuahuas are the second dumbest being in the world, second only to 12 year old kids playing FPS on internet.


No, they are fucking NOT!! Chihuahuas are fricken awesome!! Lol!!

-RyanRaiden.
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 •11/26/2006 10:24 PM (UTC) •
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I have a chihuahua,but she's REALLY creepy.
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Kombosus
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 •11/26/2006 10:44 PM (UTC) •
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I have 2 dogs a wolf named nuk and a chihuahua name chili bean and the chihuahua is FUCKING MEAN.
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