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Darrius4664
10/26/2006 12:00 AM (UTC)
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tgrant Wrote:
Kamionero Wrote:
porn stars bleach their anuses.... no kiddin!


Wtf?! Why would they do that?

Toxik Wrote:
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No hay igual!

"Tú eres una bestia, una víbora, carnívora como dinosaurio..."
I like that song.


I'm glad you know the song!

I have no idea what the stuff you just said is or meant lol.


Its obvious...but reason is to unappropriate to be posted
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10/26/2006 12:01 AM (UTC)
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Quoted from http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1996710.html?menu=

Belgrade, Serbia

MAN needed surgery after SEX with HEDGEHOG

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."


............Only in Serbia!!!
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10/26/2006 12:25 AM (UTC)
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Randy Wrote:
Quoted from http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1996710.html?menu=

Belgrade, Serbia

Man needed surgery after SEX with HEDGEHOG

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."


............Only in Serbia!!!


The poor hedgehogsad
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10/26/2006 12:32 AM (UTC)
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so its only legal in "small" quantities?

Kinda...
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10/26/2006 02:58 AM (UTC)
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Sweet, let's all go to California.
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As I was going up the stairs, I met a man who wasnt there. He wasnt there again today, I wish I wish he'd go away

10/26/2006 05:39 AM (UTC)
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Shyriu Wrote:
jubjub Wrote:
so its only legal in "small" quantities?

Kinda...



Just carry LOTSA small quantitieswink
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Delerium
10/26/2006 06:16 AM (UTC)
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Yay, finally changed my name.
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10/26/2006 07:32 AM (UTC)
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Joanie Marie Laurer
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10/26/2006 08:29 AM (UTC)
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Shyriu Wrote:
Joanie Marie Laurer


Chyna? eh?

I can't sleep... Had a bad dream.
There should be a sig battle forum here...theres not enough about sigs here....

HEY TGRANT I HAVE A COUPLE WORDS TO SAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!
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nice sig...

grin

The Cronicles of Narnia is such a great movie...I've seen it 20 times the last 3 days...lol

Breaking Benjamin is such a great band, They have a new CD out called Phobia, and its pretty sick.
I love there song Until The End along with Diary of Jane, Here We Are, You Fight Me, Had Enough, Evil Angel, and...well pretty much every other song.

Disturbed needs to bring out a new CD, I've been waiting for something new by them, but I can wait and listen to there other cds until then....

Komodo Dragons are cool too, there my favorite animal....

Everyone is ordered to call me Komodo from here on out....ok
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Currently working on: MKD & MKA - The One Ring Theory
10/26/2006 09:48 AM (UTC)
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Delerium Wrote:
Yay, finally changed my name.


I never thought you'd do it! Lol!

DragoNEn3rgY Wrote:
There should be a sig battle forum here...theres not enough about sigs here....
HEY TGRANT I HAVE A COUPLE WORDS TO SAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!
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nice sig...
grin
The Cronicles of Narnia is such a great movie...I've seen it 20 times the last 3 days...lol


Thanks.

And that movie could've been much better, imo. It was alright though.
tgrant Wrote:
Delerium Wrote:
Yay, finally changed my name.


I never thought you'd do it! Lol!

DragoNEn3rgY Wrote:
There should be a sig battle forum here...theres not enough about sigs here....
HEY TGRANT I HAVE A COUPLE WORDS TO SAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!
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nice sig...
grin
The Cronicles of Narnia is such a great movie...I've seen it 20 times the last 3 days...lol


Thanks.

And that movie could've been much better, imo. It was alright though.


Yeah, they kinda left out alot of parts between scenes, but what they made was pretty kick-ass to me...they did a great job with the graphics.
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10/26/2006 12:32 PM (UTC)
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Delerium Wrote:
Yay, finally changed my name.



Who are you?




:P
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10/26/2006 12:47 PM (UTC)
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Toxik Wrote:
Delerium Wrote:
Yay, finally changed my name.



Who are you?




:P


Seriously... who is it?
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10/26/2006 12:59 PM (UTC)
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matthewhaddad Wrote:
Toxik Wrote:
Delerium Wrote:
Yay, finally changed my name.



Who are you?




:P


Seriously... who is it?


lol.

STOP CHANGING YOUR NAMES PEOPLE!!!! GOD!
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10/26/2006 01:03 PM (UTC)
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m0s3pH Wrote:
lol.

STOP CHANGING YOUR NAMES PEOPLE!!!! GOD!


Like I said before, seriously... who is it? Is it Toxik?
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10/26/2006 01:09 PM (UTC)
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Like I said before, seriously... who is it? Is it Toxik?




He is 17wpermacwp17.
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10/26/2006 01:11 PM (UTC)
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Toxik Wrote:
matthewhaddad Wrote:

Like I said before, seriously... who is it? Is it Toxik?




He is 17wpermacwp17.


I knew that... tongue
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10/26/2006 04:04 PM (UTC)
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Your ass, sir, is one quite inviting.
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10/26/2006 04:49 PM (UTC)
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m0s3pH Wrote:
Shyriu Wrote:
Joanie Marie Laurer


Chyna? eh?

I can't sleep... Had a bad dream.



My dream involved a vagina, a turkish marching band, a complicated locking system involving bungee chords, yale dials, and one angry ferret.

Also, you didn't want to know that.
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10/26/2006 05:43 PM (UTC)
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Statistic Wrote:
m0s3pH Wrote:
Shyriu Wrote:
Joanie Marie Laurer


Chyna? eh?

I can't sleep... Had a bad dream.



My dream involved a vagina, a turkish marching band, a complicated locking system involving bungee chords, yale dials, and one angry ferret.

Also, you didn't want to know that.



I didn't want to know about your dreams............regardless what they are.......


Then again all of you guys don't want to know about my dreams.......naughty they are
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10/26/2006 06:29 PM (UTC)
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Deathscepter, in that case, your dreams are just flashbacks of me with you mom.
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10/26/2006 07:26 PM (UTC)
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Either my gf and I are on break, or we broke up. Seems we don't understand each other and don't know what we want... Annoying development indeed.
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10/26/2006 07:28 PM (UTC)
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Third day in a row now it has been dark and raining. Wish the rain would stop, but the dark would stay. The Sun hurts.

Time to go outside now.



Damn rain.
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"A man with no sense of history is like a man with no eyes or ears"
10/26/2006 08:03 PM (UTC)
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LordDost Wrote:
Third day in a row now it has been dark and raining. Wish the rain would stop, but the dark would stay. The Sun hurts.

Time to go outside now.



Damn rain.


Sounds like England!
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