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LordDost
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 •10/26/2006 08:11 PM (UTC) •
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Third day in a row now it has been dark and raining. Wish the rain would stop, but the dark would stay. The Sun hurts.

Time to go outside now.



Damn rain.


Sounds like England!


At least i know i'm not alone. I have a whole country that knows what i am talking about.smile
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Toxik
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 •10/26/2006 08:21 PM (UTC) •
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I haven't touch MKA in a while.
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Randy
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"A man with no sense of history is like a man with no eyes or ears"
•10/26/2006 08:26 PM (UTC) •
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Toxik Wrote:
I haven't touch MKA in a while.


I aint even got it yet because of this bad aurora.
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LordDost
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 •10/26/2006 08:26 PM (UTC) •
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Toxik Wrote:
I haven't touch MKA in a while.


You and me both.
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Statistic
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 •10/26/2006 08:46 PM (UTC) •
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Asking a cat if she wants toast is a lot like asking a cat if she wants butter.
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Randy
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"A man with no sense of history is like a man with no eyes or ears"
•10/26/2006 09:53 PM (UTC) •
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Quoted from http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html?menu=

Deckchair trapped testicles

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

.....Only in Croatia
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kingjolly
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 •10/26/2006 09:54 PM (UTC) •
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I hate mankind.
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-A-nubis
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 •10/26/2006 09:55 PM (UTC) •
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Randy Wrote:
Quoted from http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html?menu=

Deckchair trapped testicles

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

.....Only in Croatia


Post an article about Bosnia, and I'll fucking kill you.
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Randy
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"A man with no sense of history is like a man with no eyes or ears"
•10/26/2006 09:59 PM (UTC) •
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-A-nubis Wrote:
Randy Wrote:
Quoted from http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html?menu=

Deckchair trapped testicles

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

.....Only in Croatia


Post an article about Bosnia, and I'll fucking kill you.


Lmao!

Ill go and see if i can find one wink
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tgrant
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Project MKK: Coming soon...

Currently working on: MKD & MKA - The One Ring Theory
•10/26/2006 10:15 PM (UTC) •
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That poor man... wow That's so cold but funny lol!

I'm a Skilled Champion again. MKA is out here so I got my rank back. The game is ok. It's nothing special. It is fun though. Although with the rank down, people seem to think I'm leaving given the thread that's been made lol.
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jubjub
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-------------------------------From the shadows I strike--------------------------------- (Quote Pkm Silver) Old Man: "This is a Pokemart, they sell BALLS."

 •10/26/2006 10:21 PM (UTC) •
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Randy Wrote:
Quoted from http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html?menu=

Deckchair trapped testicles

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

.....Only in Croatia


omg, rofl, thats the funniest thing i've heard in a while
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Randy
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"A man with no sense of history is like a man with no eyes or ears"
•10/26/2006 10:21 PM (UTC) •
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jubjub Wrote:
Randy Wrote:
Quoted from http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html?menu=

Deckchair trapped testicles

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half.

.....Only in Croatia


omg, rofl, thats the funniest thing i've heard in a while


Haha its great, i nearly pissed my self when i read it! grin

You read the article on the page before about the hedgehog?
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GhostDragon
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Ghostdragon - Fan Submission Director ghostdragon@mortalkombatonline.com
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"Tis true my form is something odd, But blaming me is blaming God. Could I create myself anew, I would not fail in pleasing you. If I could reach from pole to pole, Or grasp the ocean with a span, I would be measured by the soul, The mind's the standard of the man."
-Isaac Watts
 •10/26/2006 11:47 PM (UTC) •
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March needs to hurry the fuck up!

300





... Now you know why. wink


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-A-nubis
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 •10/26/2006 11:50 PM (UTC) •
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March needs to hurry the fuck up!

300





... Now you know why. wink


Ghostdragon


Godbless you AND that movie.
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Shyriu
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I am awesome.

 •10/27/2006 12:00 AM (UTC) •
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Fuck winter!!!!! FUCK WINTER!!!! FUCK WINTER!!!
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strykerandbarakarule
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I regret StrykerAndBarakaRule but I don't think I can change it. Oh well.

 •10/27/2006 12:04 AM (UTC) •
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Quoted from http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1996710.html?menu=

Belgrade, Serbia

MAN needed surgery after SEX with HEDGEHOG

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."


............Only in Serbia!!!
there goes sonic the hedghog...WHO WANTS PIE WITH PEANUT BUTTER MILK!!!!!????
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kingjolly
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 •10/27/2006 12:08 AM (UTC) •
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GhostDragon Wrote:
March needs to hurry the fuck up!

300





... Now you know why. wink


Ghostdragon


looks like crap.
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strykerandbarakarule
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I regret StrykerAndBarakaRule but I don't think I can change it. Oh well.

 •10/27/2006 12:08 AM (UTC) •
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Statistic Wrote:
m0s3pH Wrote:
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Joanie Marie Laurer


Chyna? eh?

I can't sleep... Had a bad dream.



My dream involved a vagina, a turkish marching band, a complicated locking system involving bungee chords, yale dials, and one angry ferret.

Also, you didn't want to know that.
nobody here's crazier than me!time to die....
(let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor)
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DeathScepter
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Save a life; Kill a necromorph

 •10/27/2006 02:20 AM (UTC) •
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Deathscepter, in that case, your dreams are just flashbacks of me with you mom.



Well Shyriu, My mother is no one's type............... Also she is old enough to be your grandmother...........
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Shyriu
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I am awesome.

 •10/27/2006 02:30 AM (UTC) •
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That is why I will never drink again.
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Torchia
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 •10/27/2006 03:45 AM (UTC) •
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Leave so I can have that sig tgrant.


Best post ever?

I like, peed myself laughing.
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 •10/27/2006 07:36 AM (UTC) •
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Fuck winter!!!!! FUCK WINTER!!!! FUCK WINTER!!!


Don't you just love the nice, warm, sunny Australian summer. wink
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=Jonin01=

My DeviantArt Site - Check out my Artwork here

 •10/27/2006 07:49 AM (UTC) •
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strykerandbarakarule Wrote:
there goes sonic the hedghog...WHO WANTS IT IN THE EYE WITH PENIS BUTTER MILK!!!!!????


Ewww omg man, how could you write something like that??? wow

[edit] I see you corrected your original post too...sneaky! [/edit]
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atticus
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 •10/27/2006 08:12 AM (UTC) •
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I just saw a squirrell fall out of a tree, it sounded like a heavy magazine hiting a tiled floor. Whats weird is it didnt even flinch, no stumble animation. it immediately carried on cleaning itself.
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