Or a senator, but then you need to have at least one hooker in the car for it to be acceptable.

whaaaaow

The more, the merrier ofcourse.

Did we lower your I.Q. just then

stop gettong enjoyment from my missery

No

Sure.....

×_× ^_^

Anyone here think they can beat Reggie Bush's 4.3 second record on a 40 yard dash? You're one amazing guy if you can. I would make a sig in your honor. LOL ... yeah right.

Click here to see what I'm talking about.

I bought a new Ozzy CD today 2 disks of awesomeness.

I just had to do it.

Just adding on to a long quote.

Good for you ___________________________________________________________ Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know

Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanized slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying "how about this heat?"

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped faces

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe theyre right when they tell me Im wrong...
Nah

Im an asshole (hes an asshole,what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what Im gonna do
Im gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (yeah)
And Im gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin' 1 mile per gallon,
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when Im done sucking down those greeseball burgers
Im gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then Im gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there aint a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why, because weve got the bombs, thats why
2 words, nuclear fucking weapons, OK?
Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cakewalk
Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
and it wont make a lick of difference
Because weve got the bombs, OK?
John Wayne's not dead, hes frozen, and as soon as we find a cure for cancer
Were gonna thaw out the duke and hes gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why,
Have you ever taken a cold shower, well multiply that by 15 million times
Thats how pissed off the dukes gonna be!
I'm gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes,
and Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey,
and drive down to Texas and say.....

(Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
Why don't you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
Im an asshole (hes an asshole.what an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes the worlds biggest asshole)

A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

Im an asshole and Im proud of it

Frankly, I was proud of myself for dropping a 4.9 in high school. (pretty fast for a whitey ) On topic though......He's not just fast, he's also strong, nimble, has great hands and great balance too. As soon as he learns to make one cut and then run head on he is going to be a Hall of Famer. He reminds me of Barry Sanders a bit, but Barry never was a major receiveing threat.

What else am i supposed to do?

lol.Read the man's sig Gnrlies1992

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i don't get it

Im so pissed right now!!!

Ok....I was watching on a movie on HBO. I dont have a t.v in my room so it was a once in a while thing to get to do,Anyways The screen went to white with the Emergency system on there. It said "Tornado Warning in effect till 6:30 pm". At this time it was supposed to arrive at my house in 5 to 10 minutes. The problem was the sirens were not going off and the sky wasnt green or black at all. I was very confused and since i have never seen a Tornado before,I was outside looking for it.

I was so pissed off when i went outside and all that happened was a huge bolt of lightning and then heavy rain for about 10 minutes. I went to see what the Weather Channel was saying and to my amazement,The whole storm system died right as it got near my area. The warning was cancelled....And the Severe Threat was over.....The next thing i seen outside was the sun was shining and it was 81 degrees.

Now dont get me wrong its better this way,its just this is the first time i actually wanted to see one rather than just go in the Basement. I hate how unpredictable the weather is.....

On a side note: I just ate Dinner.

BBQ Chicken,Baked Beans,and Potatoes.

So today was very weird for me so far....

How is everyone?



Well this quote was for "G-Ninja" so that way he wouldnt quote the post again,Because it was already to long as it was. So why did you quote just those words? If you were trying to be a smartass,You should of quoted the whole thing.

Maybe next time.

Well, i had arbys. and now i'm as full as a keg before it's at a party

I envy you.

i got you a jamoca shake. I'll put it in your sig

You couldn't afford an XL Pepsi?????

Jamoca shakes are better, so shut up

.......bored...............