No, I'm not 12. Age is nothing anyway.








And look at you, you can't act all mean and bad with a name like parody.

I'm broke and I owe the bank money


Time to shake my money maker a.k.a my dad.

It's cool bro, just try to learn about the people on the sight before you come in here and turn on the turbos. Most of us are not very serious, particularly when we are on this thread.

Also to m0s3pH: I am honored sir

Ask your dad to mail me a few thousand in U.S. money, while you at it. Just tell him "Silver" told ya.

I fucking hate fish.

-Ryan C.

Which kind? The Put-in-a-tank-kind or the eat-them-up-kind?

Eating fish.

I never liked it, I always fucking hated eating fish >=(!!

-Ryan C.

I dont like fish either.

Its 11:26 pm.

Do you know where your parents are?

Hi man =D!!

-Ryan C.

Who told PARODY he "won" the battle with me?


Dude Parody, if you see this, get this absolutely straight, you got some dps out of mercy....lol Nothing more, nothing less. You lost lyriclly, and then you lost by the votes regaurdless of the little "vote huslter" shit you started. I'm not stupid dude, quit frontin'.


I knew it, I knew the message would not register with you. Yet I still let you live. Good thing I'm one who learns from his mistakes though.....I'm a make you beg for mercy. haha


Can you beleive this kid..?..

You should mess with him again. Push the bracket aside and just kill him . If you don't ... LPF will hah!

Lol same with me.

I still have a few tricks up my sleve...I hope he don't think it's alright to get comfortable with simply being given those dps.

The brag-ging ain't gon do nothin' but make the whipping worse.

Damn same with me too. I never knew so many people hated fish. I prefer chicken, turkey, stuff in that category.

Fish is nasty.


On a side note, i am in DEEP SHIT now.


i was at a friends house today (we were getting hammered) so i knew i couldn't drive. I asked my buddy Troy (who was less drunk than me) to give me a ride home. Well, he did, and we got pulled over LESS THAN A BLOCK AWAY FROM MY HOUSE! i am pissed, and the cop pulls us over for breaking curfew (because aparently, 28 is the new 16), or at least thats what he told us.

So, he asks for lisence and all that shit, and he smells alcohaul on out breaths. Take the test, and we both fail. So not only does he get a ticket, i get one too, even though i wasn't behind the wheel. WTF!?!?!

So, 1992 doesn't mean that you're 15 years old? Or am I missing something here? If you are 15, why the hell are you drinking? Cut those years off of your life after you turn 21.

Side note: I performed the Mew glitch in Pokemon Yellow perfectly just now, but didn't have anything to catch it with, and now I can't ever do it again because the trainer I need to use for it is now defeated >.<

Oh well, I'll just do it again in Red/Blue and trade it in.

Other side note: New round in the Pokemon B/I, if anyone's interested.

His profile says he's 28.

No, "1992" symbolizes something, its not when i was born. i am 28, been out of school for about 6 years (counting collage), ahve a masters in musical production.

he said he pulled us over for curfew, but he was full of shit. it might have even been because we were driving on the sidewalk for a little bit. The cop (who i have litterally known ALL my life, his name was Justin, who is one of my moms friends, which would make him in his late 50's) was just being a real asshole to us. i just know we were called in. I'm fucking pissed!

$250 for a fucking DUI that wasn't even mine! it's rediculous.

Ah, sorry for the mistake. That cop is a dick for what he did, especially slapping you with 250 when you're the passenger. Then again, you probably should have found a sober person to drive you home, if there were any.

it's cool, i get that question a lot. And, trust me, if there WERE any sober people where i was, i would have had THEM drive me.

Good to see your head's on straight at least.

Side note: Thank God for save states, I had an extra one right after my previous Elite 4 run, and I used that to Mew glitch and catch it. I'll probably never use it much, but it was worth it (and my 80th Pokemon, still 71 more to go!).

I need to trade in Weedle, Ekans, Growlithe, Raichu, etc.

I dont recall the Mew glitch,But in Red and Blue i knew a glitch where you get MAX Rare Candy and MAX Master Balls.

Also in Pokemon:Yellow,I rememebr getting Surfing Pikachu.

Just to let you know,You dont need to trade in Raichu. All you have to do is give Pikachu a thunderstone.

Ugh....pokemon......HOW DUMB (imo)

Guess what, my head hurts. i'm going to bed soon

Old people fucking suck...well, no. Not all old people, I know some old people who are fucking cool, but I mean the old people who MAKE the bad stereotype for old people, because they suck. Like my grandparents. My fucking Grandma Marilyn would NOT stop asking me in the car up to The Russian River this morning (it's not in Russia, they just call it that) about the writing on my arm that my friend Zack Weiss wrote. It read "Zack Weiss pwns you good", and "Pwn't by Zack Weiss", and every 2 minutes: "What does that writing mean on your arm? Would I understand it?". Me: "No, you wouldn't understand it, and you never will, haha". (At first I could say it in a joking way, until she started asking it every two minutes.) Then we stopped for lunch, and she said "I am gonna keep looking at your arm and try to understand what it means". And then I am like "Jesus Grandma, you're gonna keep bringing this up every two minutes during this WHOLE TRIP." Her smile turns to a frown. "No, this is the last time I am gonna bring it up" she said. Then later, on this laptop I am using now, she saw me talking to my friends online. (She peers over.) "What are you saying to your friends". (I frowned.) "...Nothing, Grandma." She's all like, "What's the matter, Ryan?" I was all like "Grandma, no offense, but I think you can be REALLY nosy sometimes." Like, you did the same thing with my cousin John one time a few years ago when he came to sleep at your house on a vacation. He logged in to his A.I.M. since he had the password saved, and you started TALKING to his friends, and you PRETENDED to be him. I consider that VERY wrong, because people want privacy. That was highly disrespectful, and now you're trying to read my conversations with my friends. You are being really nosy, Grandma, and I don't like it." (Her.) "Well, it's not being nosy, it's concern. I want to know what's going on, and what your friends are talking about. Sometimes parents and grandparents have to be doing things that are considered nosy. I am just concerned." (Me.) "Well I am completely responsible for myself, and I don't need people being nosy about my life. I never told you this until now, and I would really appreciate it if you would stop." She was all like "All right the, I am sorry". I really don't care if I hurt my grandmother's feelings, I had to say it to her, cause I was sick of it. This isn't the only thing, my grandparents are annoying on so many other things, but meh. Whatever, I'll put up with it. Grandparents can just be so fucking annoying.

-Ryan C.