Yo crazy.

zomg!

ahh i feel better... now im hungry

I've GOT to stop smoking.
My throat's killing me.

WTF?

I dont want to go back to school tomorrow.

I got nine Mosquito bites from my parent's labor day party on saturday, and all nine itch like crazy!
*itches the bites*

Woke up late.
Eh, shit happens. How's everyone else doing?

I just peed.

lol i go to 8th grade in 3 days

I have discovered something.
Bioshock+Rammstein's "Sehnsuched"+ MONSTER energy>>>>>>>>>>>>x10000 chuck norris honestly it is that bad ass, i wouldn't be suprised if it could cure cancer.

I just saw Steven gerrard, Captain of liverpool football team in the gym I go too.
I was not realy botherd he was there though, im not a liverpool fan...but he does play for ENGLAND. meh

Somebody shag me.

Just watched Austin Powers..
I feel old.. lol.

Very heavy, baby.

I found this chain letter on newgrounds and I thought it was soo stupid that I had to show it to you.
_______________________________________________________
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
you?
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
to send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
for life.
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
said
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune!
___________________________________________________________
"I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face."
How the hell can he injure or kill me if he can't see me.
"I am dead."
Not really, he living undead.
"I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed."
Good Luck trying to get under my bed. Under my bed is full of stuff
"When you're asleep, I'll kill you."
What happend if person suffer from insomnia? How can he kill people if that person doesn't go to sleep?
"Patty Buckles"
Stupid Name
"George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people."
He only need to send it to one person. Idoit
"Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up."
and we don't care
"Valarie Tyler
Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror."
What happend to Teddy and why is bloody Mary part this chain letter?
"It was the BIGGEST fright of her life."
No, the biggest fright you can get is seeing your mum and dad naked.
"Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person."
He can't be that smart if he believe in chain letters.
___________________________________________________________
What was point of this post? I have no idea
my two pennies

Aaah... I feel so superior now that everyone's going back to school all over the world and I just get to stay home and kick it ^________^ *points and laughs*

-_- I...hate...you!

What if Chad wardenn became a member of MKO?

I hate you all.

I start college on thursday....ive had an entire year of no school or anything...now i have a job and college ...i dont know how im gonna last...I guess this is how alcaholics are made.

Oh, don't worry, we return the favour.

LoL! You're scurring me. It's like hearing into the future.

MadDogTurner, aka SilentFalcon, said that Jerry Lewis made a homosexual slur about a cameraman's son live on his telethon. I don't remember his exact words.