Yeah actually the X-Box worked fine, Nino just didn't have it hooked up right. So my Christmas was awesome!

We should come up with some more stupid awards for next year
lol, these are half the fun of being on mko.
Ideas?
Some ideas for next year:
1. Least likely to pass 4th grade grammar and spelling.
2. Most random. (Maggo has my vote)
3. Horniest (Me!!! hands down! lol)
4. Which banned user should come back
5. Biggest whinner (boomboom)
6. Which user is most likely to have sex with George W. Bush (lmfao)
7. Most knowlegeable about sex (aka the user with the most time on their hands: Me!)
8. Dirtest user (sorry to say again but this is most likely me)
9. Most annoying
10. Most homicidal

Tommorow, i'm (hopefully) getting XBox live. I got a 12 month subscription card and tommorow i'm getting one of those XBox 360 routers so I don't have to hook my 360 to the computer, which would be impossible since the 360 is on the second floor. Can anybody tell me if there is anything else I have to get before getting XBox Live?

You heard the news that you're dead... I never really had that much to say, I never really liked you anyway, you're dead!

Woah! I haven't seen that much suckage since boomboom gave KW13 head!
Yeah, i know it's in bad taste, but i couldn't resist....
(Prepares for skulls....)

Best place to check would be here at the official xbox live site.

Tag: kingjolly87
add me on your friend list for the 360 or die.
That is all for now.

I'm bored. I will not talk in the IRC, so PM me.

My heart hurts.

I can make it feel better...

... In the literal sense it hurts, not the emo sense.

I was meaning in the literal sense. I was just gonna rip it out and eat it =\
Gah.

Youtube is so damn messed up.

That might be helpful at this point.

=o....Well you know where to find me. =/
Damn, why is no one ever on? I need secksing and no one is evar on to help my Dilema.

Next year is gonna be a very sexual time for me
............at least i managed to avoid choking the chicken today. That's an acomplishment. I beat my daily masturbation record this week (averaged about 7 a day this week).
I'm not gonna tell you my record cause i'm ashamed

7 times a day?You don't think you do it a little too much? I don't think I could go a day without beatin' my meat though. I'd consider it a little more of an obsesion.

Less than 24 hours until the start of Kontender.

Oh please, Show and Tell....or just tell to avoid getting banned.

M0,are you going to make a new thread for it,or use the older one?

Am I too sexy/horny for my own good? Right now I'm chatting up a guy and girl my age, a milf, and at least three other girls xD
.......yes that post left me feeling dirty (but in a good way )
*Runs to the shower*

Hmm you sound vaguely familiar.....Have we met before?

I'm not sure, you seem vaguely familiar too.
................Oh, and my record is 13 (I still find it hard to believe)

Never feel guilty of commiting the crime.It's never bad to have a little fun. I'd do it alot more if my load didn't leave me feeling so stunned.

That's the Prolactin