Mr. Potato head.

Lyk, s00p3rf@nt@$t!c!

I'm disgusted you discussed Ed. You should discus Ted.
Ka-Tra

Care to give a massage to a rat?

Massage your own pet.

A close friend of mine... I put my feelings for her out there on Friday night but she told me that she had recently been emotionally hurt by a guy that she wasn't even in a relationship with and wasn't ready to become involved with anyone yet.
There are positives in this, however. First, she isn't letting it affect what we have as friends and has already said to me last night that I'm really the only guy she can trust, and that she's really happy with that. Next, I had no idea that she had been hurt recently, so I wouldn't want her to just jump into something with me and she expressed the same with my situation even though I'm beyond over it now. Finally, and this kind of goes with the last thing, is that while I'm confident that I wouldn't hurt her or let anything happen to her for that matter, I'm scared to death of what would happen to her if I do.
I don't know, I guess being with someone like her was wishful thinking from the start anyway.

She's a woman, you know what I mean,
You better listen, now listen to me!
She's gonna set you free, oh-oh-yeah!
dina da dina da dina da dun, dina da dina da dina da DUN!

It starts with an S and ends with a T,
It comes out of you and it comes out of me,
I know what you're thinking, but don't call it that,
Let's be scientific and call it scat.
It was a piece of scat.
Piece of scat!

Snoopie

B-Double E-Double R-U-N
Beer Run
B-Double E-Double R-U-N
Beer Run.
Coor Light, Miller Light, Bud...What should I get?

Coors Light is possibly the worst beer ever. Go with Bud/Bud Light/Heineken.

LMAO After Jiggly's Final Smash
emily: Tony....what the fuck is she doing...
Tony: *struggles to get on arena* *eyes wide open in terror*
Emily: Tony......
Tony: DAAAHHHH!!!! FATASS BITCH!!!
We both died. Lmao, funny ass moment.
We see purple Dedede
Tony: Emily, why does Dedede look like a pimp?
Emily: Because in this costume he's Daddy Dedede
**We crack up for a little while**
Tony: I need to Dedecide if I wanna use him
Emily: You'll have to Dedetermine a whole new characters moves
Tony: Well I'll still use Zelda cuz she's a total Dedediva, but I can dedeteriorate the computer with Dedede
Emily...............uh.......This apple is dedelicious
**We crack up some more.**
yoshi kept on doing his ground pound to use constantly, the one where he says "Hopprity HOP!" and it got to the point where I got so pissed off. I was literally fuming with anger, and one time when he did it, I moved over to the side a little bit and hit him with Dedede's Fwd smash, his mega hammer and knocked him off.
Tony: WHAT HUH?! WHO'S HOPPRITY HOP HOP HOPPING NOW YOU FUCKING COW!!!
**We crack up again**
Using Princess Peach Emily constantly threw the same turnip at our opponent Samus which was on difficult, until she got knocked off, it was a huge comeback. then she stands up like hulk hogan:
Emily: YEAH!!! EAT TURNIP BITCH!!
**Crack up**
Zelda had knocked me up high with a high percentage, but I managed to life, and then I said my famous "Princess" quote, but was inturrupted when Zelda the bitch drop kicked me off to the side... it sounded a little something like this.
Tony: ahh, a princess always land o... DAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
(that was prolly my loudest scream all day, I go from litle quote to mom coming downstairs and shushing me)
I start beating the shit out of bowser and then he starts to walk away towards my cousin cuz he had a really high percentage.
Tony: YEAH YOU BETTER RUN YOU LITTLE PUSSY!!
What happens? He gets a final smash, and goes immediately after me.
Tony: DAAAAHHHHH!!!!! UNCLE UNCLEEE!!!!!!!
I manage to escape him, and he returns to normal state, and I immediately knock him off,
Tony: YEEAAAHHH! WHOSE YO DADDY??!? DADDY DEDEDE!!!!
*die of laughter*
Ahhhhh, whata spectacular day.

I got to go to court tomorrow morning. Oh I'm not getting sued, it's a disabity issue. I have Aspberger's. Kill the Muffin Man and all his followers!!!!!!!!

I took my little cousin to Monster Jam today! It was really cool! I never expected it to be like that.

Well i usually drink Miller Light, and was in the mood for something different. But i ended up settling with Bub.
Coors isnt the worst, not the best, but certainly not the worst. Have you ever had Milwaukee's Best, oh my god its terrible.

Have not had that, but I can imagine as it sells for like $6 per 12 pack here.

My Dad's having 2 kidney stones blown up tomarrow.. so i'm scared ='(

I hope everything works out well.

thx u man i appreciate it

I've never been so sick my entire life.
I accidentally took too much medicine, too. I had a wicked fever, and was hilucinating something feirce.
Also, LOL.
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching some punk teen sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The pointy haired fellow would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man , never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Edited.

I've always wanted to go there, especially since the commercials say kid's seats are ten bucks. I'll have to do that someday, just like going riding in the desert.

OH, NOW I GET IT.
torchia, I wish I had your dad.