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 •03/10/2008 07:32 AM (UTC) •
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torchia Wrote:
I've never been so sick my entire life.
I accidentally took too much medicine, too. I had a wicked fever, and was hilucinating something feirce.
Also, LOL.
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching some punk teen sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The pointy haired fellow would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man , never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

Lmao, man your dad rocks. I would of done the same thing in his situation.
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 •03/10/2008 08:51 AM (UTC) •
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torchia Wrote:
I've never been so sick my entire life.
I accidentally took too much medicine, too. I had a wicked fever, and was hilucinating something feirce.
Also, LOL.
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching some punk teen sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The pointy haired fellow would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man , never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! thats too funny
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 •03/10/2008 09:36 AM (UTC) •
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"Tis better to be the son of the peacock, then the man who fucked the peacock himself". I think Bodhi Dharma said that although I could be mistaken tongue
But in all seriousness your dad is awesome, i wish my dad was that quick witted, my dad just prolly would have criedsad
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 •03/10/2008 01:39 PM (UTC) •
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My dad went with me to a punk bar and we had fun... he was flirting with the best friend of the girl I was flirting.
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 •03/10/2008 02:37 PM (UTC) •
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I've been feeling like shit these last days...
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Shyriu
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I am awesome.

 •03/10/2008 05:09 PM (UTC) •
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Nightcrow Wrote:
I've been feeling like shit these last days...

Give it time to settle in.
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 •03/10/2008 08:15 PM (UTC) •
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Hmm, I should probably study for my midterm.
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Bushin
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 •03/10/2008 09:33 PM (UTC) •
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Why does no one help me when i post a help topic?
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Made by MINION.
 •03/10/2008 09:59 PM (UTC) •
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Desolate_One Wrote:
"Tis better to be the son of the peacock, then the man who fucked the peacock himself". I think Bodhi Dharma said that although I could be mistaken tongue
But in all seriousness your dad is awesome, i wish my dad was that quick witted, my dad just prolly would have criedsad

I bet he wishes his dad was that quick witted also, since its just a joke he found in a book or internet.
Good joke though.
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 •03/10/2008 10:10 PM (UTC) •
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Bushin Wrote:
Why does no one help me when i post a help topic?

Why isnt anyone posting in the thread I made?
sad
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 •03/10/2008 10:40 PM (UTC) •
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prodigy004 Wrote:
Bushin Wrote:
Why does no one help me when i post a help topic?

Why isnt anyone posting in the thread I made?
sad

Give us a link,
make us a link,
break me off a piece of that link kat bar....
Roflmao? tongue
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Maggo
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 •03/10/2008 11:28 PM (UTC) •
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BREAKING NEWS
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That is all.
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 •03/11/2008 12:01 AM (UTC) •
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WOOHOO
Red Faction 3 is coming out! I'm one happy camper now. Can't for the new Geo-mod destructable enviroments.
In terms of single player and use of geo-mod
Red Faction 1>Red Faction 2
For multiplayer
Red Faction 2>Red Faction 1
Am i allowed to post scans?
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 •03/11/2008 12:50 AM (UTC) •
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prodigy004 Wrote:
Bushin Wrote:
Why does no one help me when i post a help topic?

Why isnt anyone posting in the thread I made?
sad

Give it time, people will post in it. Try doing something else while you wait: cook, listen to music, go out with friends, the list goes on.
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 •03/11/2008 02:08 AM (UTC) •
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Bushin Wrote:
Why does no one help me when i post a help topic?

Don't worry, I always help you in the part of your life that matters that most. wink
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 •03/11/2008 02:37 AM (UTC) •
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Maggo Wrote:
BREAKING NEWS
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That is all.

SERIOUS?!! Omg... Man... That's so tragic.
In other news, my dad's fine but his Chest is a little sore.
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 •03/11/2008 03:28 AM (UTC) •
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Together..Me and my Best Friend, Spencer, have conquered the hardest thing in the universe!
Changing twin baby's diapers...WITHOUT a womans help...We were lucky to make it out alive!
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 •03/11/2008 03:43 AM (UTC) •
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I'm going out with Alyssa (the girl I poured my heart out to) on Wednesday. Pretty excited.
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 •03/11/2008 03:47 AM (UTC) •
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Good Luck.
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onaga_dk
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 •03/11/2008 05:11 AM (UTC) •
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m0s3pH Wrote:
I'm going out with Alyssa (the girl I poured my heart out to) on Wednesday. Pretty excited.

Nice. Just don't turn into a wuss and you'll be fine.wink
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 •03/11/2008 06:10 AM (UTC) •
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skinsley Wrote:
Desolate_One Wrote:
"Tis better to be the son of the peacock, then the man who fucked the peacock himself". I think Bodhi Dharma said that although I could be mistaken tongue
But in all seriousness your dad is awesome, i wish my dad was that quick witted, my dad just prolly would have criedsad

I bet he wishes his dad was that quick witted also, since its just a joke he found in a book or internet.
Good joke though.

Thanks, mate.
Yeah. My dad surely isn't that quick.
The old man would surely have thought of that one on the ride home instead.
EDIT:
Surely I'm an idiot. "Surely."
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 •03/11/2008 06:47 AM (UTC) •
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Harrryyyy POttttaaaaaa in daa hooooood.
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By the way.....
you're hawt.
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 •03/11/2008 09:42 AM (UTC) •
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onaga_dk Wrote:
m0s3pH Wrote:
I'm going out with Alyssa (the girl I poured my heart out to) on Wednesday. Pretty excited.

Nice. Just don't turn into a wuss and you'll be fine.wink

I'm pretty sure after everything I said to her on Friday that I won't be regressing into a wuss, lol.
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 •03/11/2008 12:53 PM (UTC) •
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Can someone at least tell me if i NEED to buy a a wireless laptop card or can i buy a USB adaptor insted?
EDIT: Also what would be the best one to get? And where exactly do i insert it? It kinda looks like this but it's not the same, do i insert it in that slot left of the two blue squares?
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•03/11/2008 01:39 PM (UTC) •
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