That made me fuckin' LITERALLY LOL

What the hell is wrong with you?
I'm watching The Shield right now.
Vic talking to Kavanagh: "Your ex wife's pussy taste like sweet butter"

*turns on FX* And now we play the waiting game.

Sweet man. You're gonna see Lem die in this episode.

Shane talking to the snitch: "Your retarted rat baby"

HAhahahaha
That clip is hilarious

Haha yeah. As he says in there, I've never, ever spoke to the guy. I guess he is pretty dedicated to Sareena and gets very insulted when I boot her second rate ass - who knows.

Fact is though, that guy takes the game way too seriously.

ANYONE POSTING AFTER THIS WILL BE SKULLED.

^ Ha that part really cracked me up. Blatant power abuse right thurr, demote this strange lad, for the sake of humanity and everything natural.

I wouldn't be surprised if he landed me with a couple more right here too, just because he can. I hope he does really, point proven.

I got a 116% on my chemistRy test.

99% raw score.
106% with the 7 point curve(due to other people not doing so well)
116%(because I got 10 extra points by freely earning it on my next test due to my awesome grades)

If only I spent more time in other forums. That way I would've been the first to have posted right after that.

The funniest part was when some retard posted a really stupid message right after that. And didn't get skulled.

I hate Russian Literature, and I hope that I don't have to take another literature course again for a good, long while.

I don't believe this...

One of my newest favorite songs on Music Choice Channel 415 (Electronica) is a song by...Kelly Osbourne Yeah, I added the confused and surprised smileys because 1) She sings a techno/dance song, and 2) I actually like it! WTF is wrong with me?!?

(If you say "You're gay" as a reply to that question, I will track you down and pull your spleen out through your throat )

I mean, the song is kinda retro-techno - very heavy on the synth and keyboards, and definitely pop-flavored. But it's so fucking catchy! I'm not gonna buy the CD or anything. It's just kinda cool to listen to when its on.

I'd rather listen to the Freestylers or the Plump DJs, though

EDIT: Scratch that, I'll pull your heart out through your throat. I think people can live without their spleens.

You're gay

I think next time I'll just stab myself instead of handing the knife to someone else...

I gotta ease up on the coffee in the morning - all that caffeine is affecting my judgment...

Whats the song called?

"Suburbia"

Everybody gotta die sometime,
Hope your funeral, never get shot up,
Bullets tear thru the innocent,
Nothing is fair,
Nigga's roll up, shootin from wheel chairs,
My heart is racin, tastin revenge in the air,
I let this shit slide for too many years, too many times,
Now I'm strapped with a couple of macks,
Too many nines,
If ya'll niggas really with me, get busy, load up the semi's,
Do more then just hold it, explode the clip until you empty,
There's nothing in our way,
They bust, we bust,
They rust, we rust,
Lead flyin, feel it?,
I feel it in my gut,
That we take these bitches to war,
Lie em down,
Cause we stronger my nigga,
The time is now

What GED posted reminded me of when I realized a song I loved hearing at my favorite bar was a Kelly Osbourne song


Anyways, it's too bad my "Douche of the Week" thread wasn't a hit, 'cause if it had been, this idiot would've been a winner. Ladies and gentlemen, one of Paris' younger brothers:

I just saw the trailer for the Silent Hill movie

How douche!
Indeed... he has some Paris in him.

transposing music sucks

I hope I get what I want. If not, I am going to be sad.

So I found this in my email inbox last week:
Not sure what to think or how to feel about it

Some advice if you want to dye your hair:

Don't use the gloppy dye. Especially if it has glitter in it.

After I was through with that stuff, there was dye all over the sink, even the frickin' wall. I spent 8 minutes showering my head of all that glitter.

I looked like a runway model with that stuff on my head.