Anyway... time for my ten questions that nobody will answer... Today the theme is mail delivery...

1: If you found an old boot outside your doorstep with a note attached to the bottom, reading; "Meet me by the sea, and ere the man ye see." what would your response be?

2: If you found a grenade had been dumped through your letterbox, your reaction would be...?

3: If you received a letter claiming that "Your dog is disturbing local wildlife", would you be confused?

4: A tattered letter from the Royal Mail Office, apologising that the letter had been eaten by snails, would elicit what kind of reaction from you?

5: Would you enjoy receiving a letter that reads "I'm a hot babe. I wanna' f*ck you so hard... "?

6: A message in a bottle reading "Help, SOS!” Would you call the police?

7: A sex toy from a renowned Dutch manufacturer. Would you cry?

8: An M15 Document. Would you use it for nefarious purposes?

9: Do you frequently receive mail from secret admirers?

10: Do you ignore "You've won ...." prize offer letters?

Wow I just found out I'm finally going to have a younger sibling.









(And no nobody from this site is the father)

Hey Alpha, congrats man.... That's cool

Congrats, but you just set up yourself for total flame-fest. Starting with MKS.

No way it's mine 'cause:
1)I always use protection with a whore like her.
B)Even if it was mine, you think I'd lay claim to it?? No way I got that kinda dough

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fine i'll spare u pawn.

I think we can all assume we'll be seeing Option's new "Cowbell" picture more often, much like the old man from Kill Bill picture.

::sigh::

*sigh* my parents are fighting right now...

Lolz TJ

Rofl.

What that picture needs is more Will Ferrell since he was the guy playing the cowbell.

As far as I know anyway.

Kick ass! I just got a plasma screen 37 inch HDTV! Life is good

Man, I love it when my tire goes flat.

I especially love it when I don’t notice it at first and the air gradually leaves when I have my car parked. Then I love wasting some of my afternoon trying to fix the damn thing. And I love taking chunks of money out of my wallet when this shouldn’t have happened in the first place.

Fuck you!

Nobody offers to fuck me

(unzips his pants and goes to a corner)

Hey Blade I caught the last end of that Howard.Is that guy with the glass eye actually gonna do it?

Can you beleive I was going to write the funniest thing in the world... and then I forgot it? Man... Fucking rule... but sometimes I screw up...


I shall make you laugh though:















Poop

1: If you found an old boot outside your doorstep with a note attached to the bottom, reading; "Meet me by the sea, and ere the man ye see." what would your response be?No seas anywhere in the country, so... steals the boot
2: If you found a grenade had been dumped through your letterbox, your reaction would be...?Pick it up, find a neighbour I dispise, pull the pin, throw the grenade, and run very fast.
3: If you received a letter claiming that "Your dog is disturbing local wildlife", would you be confused?Considering I don't have a dog, I'd be very confused.
4: A tattered letter from the Royal Mail Office, apologising that the letter had been eaten by snails, would elicit what kind of reaction from you?I'd remember my own sweet, cute, adorable pet snails, and weep silently... Then laugh at the idea that snails ate my letter.
5: Would you enjoy receiving a letter that reads "I'm a hot babe. I wanna' f*ck you so hard... "?Only if there's a return address.
6: A message in a bottle reading "Help, SOS!” Would you call the police?If that's all it says, the only Police that'll cross my mind is the group that sang "Message in a Bottle".
7: A sex toy from a renowned Dutch manufacturer. Would you cry?I'd wonder why.
8: An M15 Document. Would you use it for nefarious purposes?Nah, I'd keep it for storage later.
9: Do you frequently receive mail from secret admirers?Last time I did, I was twelve.
10: Do you ignore "You've won ...." prize offer letters?I've yet to receive any, since I still live at home.

I spoke today with a friend of how it would be if we got married and we found out we would be perfect, so from here in ten years if we ain't married, we will marry each other.

If he/she has any hair on his/her head we know for sure it's not yours

Yes Pai-Mei, I will do as you ask.

thats the funniest SNL sketch ever and how much does will ferrell show hairy gut in it

Anyone think I should use this sig? It took me like 20 mins to make in PS and basically I just fucked with some new brushes and what not.

I don't like it because it seems like it was too fast, but at the same time I like the patterns and the colors. So, should I use this sig?




M_C - I missed the ending of that Howard btw, am praying it's on the replay this afternoon.

If you want my opinion this sig is okay. It's not your best but for once I think pink & white looks awesome together ! Not to mention this Québecoise is hot as hell *drools for the girl next door*. So I'd say Yeah! Use it.