I just wanted to post the 3574th post.


I heard it was a picture of a STD infected looking penis penetrating this girl and there was blood all over.
And I am quoting word-by-word what the person told me.

*sigh* I was going to delete some CAWs on SDvR 06, went to the bathroom, and found my cousin deleting all of them.

All right chumps, line up! Your tactical database and configured efficiency under stress test begins now! In other words, I don't know what I'm talking about, so here are today's...

TEN QUESTIONS!

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Ten Questions:
1: Can a cat outrun a Yorkshire Terrier?
2: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
3: On the eve of nuclear war, what would you do?
4: Steven Seagal versus Dolph Lungdren?
5: Piranha is the worst J Cameron film?
6: Do you think Shao Kahn ever forced Shang Tsung to morph into hot babes for his personal entertainment?
7: Could someone explain that Revel advert with the Vietnam Revel eating contest? I don't get it.
8: The most literally gay song ever is?
9: If you went back in time and wrapped a twinki... I mean, what did you have for breakfast?
10: Do the goverment put cameras in our houses to secretly spy on us?

1. Yes
2. Right above Carmen Sanfrancisco.
3. I'd like to ride a Nuke with a cowboy hat, like that guy in that movie.
4. No question, Ivan Drago pwns Segal.
5. I've never seen it, nor heard of it, so I say yes.
6. If he has a penis he did.
7. Don't know.
8. I don't know the title but you can listen to it here.
9. I don't eat breakfast.
10. As 'dumb' as it sounds, and not to be a conspiracy theorist, though I am, I am going to have to say it's highly plausible.

I could take a look at what that picture actually was... But after I was given that description, I decided against it.

I failed my math final exam. Guess i have to retake it in the fall semester. At least i pass all of my other classes.

i ended up dropping my ear training class...on top of that my mom said no when i wanted to take it in the summer..guess i'll have to take it again in the fall

"I failed my math final exam. Guess i have to retake it in the fall semester. At least i pass all of my other classes."

"i ended up dropping my ear training class...on top of that my mom said no when i wanted to take it in the summer..guess i'll have to take it again in the fall"


It seems quite a few people are having trouble in education. Hopefully, things will turn out right in the end. I'm having similar troubles.

That means you're sane Jerry.

How did I ever manage to pull off a 106% average in one of my classes...

MORE TEN QUESTIONS!

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Ten Questions:
1: How do you beat George Bush?
2: We all have our reasons for thinking the Matrix sequels sucked, but what exactly are your reasons?
3: What is the most scary moment of your life?
4: Ever been mauled by an animal
5: Ever been mauled by a person.
6: What is the funniest thing that ever happened to you in school?
7: The first thing that comes to your head right now is?
8: My favourite flavour of ice-cream is mint?
9: What's the worst nightmare you've ever had?
10: What's the best dream you've ever had? (keep it clean)

01. Kick him in the balls
02. I actually like the Matrix sequels *i better hide before i get killed*
03. I thought my car was going to blow up on me one time.
04. Nope
05. Many times from the Sexagon
06. Someone drew a huge penis on the school wall with paint.
07. I sure hope theres work tonight...
08. Your point is?
09. I was in a church and surrounded by living dolls...
10. Dont remember

That was fun .

Anyway, i dont know why but MKO is being weird on me. Each time i try to open up a thread or MKO itself, it talks show me "Page cannot be displayed" or something like that. I have to hit refresh from time to time just to make it work. Hope im not the only one...

1. Banging his bald head on the (spiked) floor.
2. Hem... I didn't watch the Matrix. I found it nerdy.
3. When I heard quick and heavy footsteps running in my house... very close to me. But I was alone. Every time I think of it I've got goosebumps and my eyes cry.
4. I was almost kicked in the face by a peacock once...
5. Nobody ever attempted to maul me yet.
6. Funniest ? I remember when that guy was kicked in the balls in phys ed.... hilarious.
7. Tits.
8. Mint ? That's good, altho I don't think I have a fav flavour.
9. The dream I had that troubled me the most is somewhere on this page... where I posted: http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/content/forum/showmessage.cds?id=74218&page;=2
10. When I can fly with total control.

Now let me try:

1. Which of these actors do you prefer: Vince Vaughn, Adam Sandler, Owen Wilson or Ben Stiller ?
2. What body part do you prefer on the opposite sex ?
3. What nerdy thing have you done at some point in your life ?
4. You still a virgin?
5. Who is sexier ? Shakira, Jessica Alba or Alpha's mom ?
6. Which one of these superheroes would kick the ass of the other two: Spiderman, Superman or Batman ?
7. If a great grandmaster (........*almost rolls eyes*) would offer to teach you any martial art and/or weapon, what would you like to learn ?
8. What game would you like to see as a movie ?
9. What is your opinion of the turkey (bird) ?
10. Weird thing that ever happened to you ?

Ear Training class? Is that like music-related or are you deaf?

1.Ben Siller I guess.
2.Bewbs
3.I took chemestry...and got an A...
4.Alpha's mom offered, but I turned it down. jk bro.
5.Shakira
6.Spidey'd watch the other 2 kill each other.
7.Sais
8.God of War
9.It tastes like shit.
10.I put my hand in an oven and felt no pain.

1.Adam Sandler
2.I like a nice ass
3.Actually got A 2.0 gpa
4.No
5.Jessica Alba
6.Spiderman
7.Nunchaku
8.Metal Gear Solid 1,2, and 3
9.Its tasty
10.Same as #3

Am I the only one that keeps getting "The Page Cannot be display" page on MKO.

I haven't seen it this week, but I have in April. I mostly get "Server's Timed Out" or something like that.

Its getting annoying. I have to click 'Refresh' in order for it to work. =/

Its a Music class

More emo music is consuming the world every minute.

No kidding man,I feel surrounded

On a side note,where was I when Mk_FrEaK got demoted.

Woah. Anybody know why that happened?

P.S. Does anybody know what post(s) Crow deleted in the "Thank You" thread?

I wrote "Thank you Admin for not letting Bloodline or SicilyBabe become mods" I guess I spoke too damn soon

How come half days in school are not actually half of the school day?