I really wanna make a movie abiout a secret agent called mike hunt and first a perverted gentically modified danish mastermind named vanholster milchin
isoing to nulke the world with nukes and raise the value of his moon rocks by nukeding the moon, coz america has the most. He sends a video threeat to MIwhatever and in teh video the agents notice a water retainer suppliexdc by a famous french company called derrrrr! and they decide to question them at theirt baxse in rfrance. Mike hunt get teh gadgets like a radiocative encyclopedia brittanica, an expolding apple core, a grapplling hook disguised as an umbrella, and a homing beacon.
he goes to derrrr! in francais and he thhey send baddies to get him and a french ladie who seduces him and makes him marry sher but on the wedding night she tries to kill him withe the wedding cake so he shoves his hand under her ribcage and rips her heart out. as shes dying he tells her; "that's what it feels like to have your heart broken"
and then he has to escape coz baddie assssassssinnns attack and theres a gun fight and a car chase and he says lots of catchphrases whil killin and then use his grappling umbrella to get away
next day he does attack derrrrr! headquarters and holds the boss hostage revealing the location of vanholster milchins hidden baddie base.
it turns out to be a super fortress in the alps and he goes there and fights with the baddies and gets e captyured bu e escapoes and then he fights again and he kills lota suntil the final boss fight with vanholster and he beats him up and says; "he was a man of few words, now he's a man of non." then he bombs teh base and has some sex.
it's the best movie ever and its totally orgianlly.

Ok, I fixed the Sig Size... Can a mod please unshadow ban me??
PS: Where has Ghostdragon gone to?? I haven't seen him around lately... I usually would go to him for this type stuff.

I'm only noticing, that coltess' signature, is spelt wrong.
ERIN go braugh.

While I'm on this subject, I'm sorry if this offends anyone, but CHRIST, I HATE it when Americans go and say they are Irish, just because they're great great great great great grandparents moved there. So they automatically assume that they are all oh I'm irish, i know this and that, top of the mornin' to ye, wheres my 'kiss me im irish' tshirt?!

For fuck sake.

They go about automatically liking anything fucking Irish, and when they are talking to an irish, they just HAVE to say they are irish too, so I ask have they ever been to Ireland/their culture/roots etc, they all are just soo faded, and dont know jack shit.

Now there could be some people out there who are american with a strong irish background, and visit ireland and have strong cultural knowledge about it, yeah ok good for you.

And this is coming from me, who is Northern Irish, which is in the UK, and not apart of Republic of Ireland, so it shouldn't bothere me, but it does. Very much.
EDIT: Btw Erin go Braugh, means Ireland Forever.. ugh.

you know i feel the same way, not just people with Americans pretending like there Irish but with anyone pretending to be a diffrent culture

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Really? Awesome. Let's find out who else has received it (pretty sure DMitch has, I know Afghan"motherfucker"Blade did, wouldn't be surprised if Niko got one, too, etc.) so we can form a club.



Shouldn't a grudge involve both parties actually caring?



Yeah, we sure wouldn't want the conversation to stray too far off-topic.

Haha, that rules. You rule. Chicken rules. End of discussion. And about the coltess thing. You can't convince me that him writing five sentences with at least one word misspelled in every one isn't entertainment. Your welcome.

Thread closed bitches!

LMAOLOL has 4 threads on page 1 of the general discussion forum.

And none of 'em have gotten DPs??? Blasphemy!

LMAO we have to do something abot it. LOL! Maybe if he ask Cro he can get some. Lmfao!!

Lol, no it's not good.

Man, I can’t fucking stand green traffic lights. Does it think it’s the boss of me? From now on, I’m only going when “I” feel like it. I’m not going to listen to any candy ass machinery thinking it’s controlling my life, It isn’t! I’m in charge! I’m a changed man! It’s about time the people take back control!

5 bucks you are gonna continue to listen the the traffic lights

I know someone who loves red lights

I wonder who that is? Actually red lights are a good way to meet new people, that are next to you while waiting for the green light. :D

Bye MKO.

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You better be lying!

?!?!

Don't grow up too fast.

Same here.

Wow page 175 was funny. Oh yah btw MKS I did get a warning a little while back...it's cute how they send them through the IM system...and the message itself is awsome too. Anyway, I got mine for calling ... um I don't even know her nick anyway I called the new SP girl shitchick and got skulled. Afterwards I wrote "blow me" in the little dp skull comment box.

AN OFICIAL STATEMENT: I Surrender
I came here lokking for friendship or maybe a little respect from other people who like M.K. but ever since I have been treeted poorly. There was only one person I consideded a friend and that was M.K.F.legend. SO I now sadly say goodbye. Maybe some day I will be backIF any of you need to speak with me talk to goroliath he knows how to reach me

Funny. I always thought noobs would ruin the site; turns out it's regulars.