I got Tony Hawk's American Wasteland for the 360 in the mail today. Umm, woot.

Lucky bastard...

My birthday is in 3 days, and in a few hours it's going to be 2 days. You guys better make me a birthday thread or I'll get my gifts and smack all of you in the head with them. Then I'll use them.

Um, okay, I guess I can.

I figured out how to make $$$$ fast and easy.

1.Start a word processor.
2.Hold shift.
3.Press 4 four times.

Congratulations you made $$$$ fast and easy.

Why dont they make bullet-proof pants?

Why M&M, Why not W&Ws?

How do they make Green Jello?

Is LINK gay? Hes saved 7 maidens and Princess Zelda.

After saving a princess 100times why is Mario still a plumber?

1.They can't find anything to cover balls.
2.Mrs.W didn't pay the West Side Skittles.
3.Food coloring and lime juice.
4.No, he's just a player.
4.Do you ever see him working? He pretends to work, all that cash wasn't from Nintendo, it was from his jobs, he gets his other payment from Peach.

*Peter Griffin laugh*

I have lab tomorrow. =X

Haha. I had no school today. My mom got me up too late, and if I'm late they said I'll get detention and no lunch. WTF kind of BS is that? Well, anyway, I stayed home.

But you know how you feel guilty afterwards though? I hate that. Tends to go away after a few hours though. If I was to take one more hour-long math lesson and another half-hour church service my head was going to friggin' EXPLODE.

Everybody failed the Bio exam in my class. =X

Every feel like going RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for no reason? I do so I listen to slipknot.

Whats the funniestT-shirt youve ever seen? Mine has mario running away with toadstool it says "I scored with the princess".

Three way fight : Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damn, and Jackie Chan. Who Wins?

Asians>White chicks>Black Chicks>latin Chicks, but the all rule.

Will the Huskers ever be good again(football)?

When will Will Shields Retire (NFL)?

Do girls really care about size or do we just think they do?

Ever play the same song from two diferent sources?

Mute your TV put it on cartoons, and play Heavy metal music. whatch em sing its hilaraious.

1.No
2.I dunno.
3.If I HAD to pick,I would say Jean
4.Black Chicks
5.Don't know squat about football
6.Same as 5
7.I'd say yes. If girls tell dudes,they will go,"She don't have 'big ones' ".lol
8.Yes. I usually use-
http://mvstream.com/
and
http://launch.yahoo.com/
(not my sites,mods)
9.I'll have to try that

I'm bored

So am I, and that's why I'm going to share with everyone my "Party CD", which I'm playing for my Saturday party....

You can't really call it a party CD if it has "Sickman" on it though.

1. Stupid Intro (Myself)
2. Mombius Hibachi (Melvins)
3. In The Freaktose The Bugs Are Dying (Melvins)
4. Floyd The Barber (Nirvana)
5. Swap Meet (Nirvana)
6. Territorial Pissings (Nirvana)
7. Sickman (Alice in Chains)
8. Dam That River (Alice in Chains)
9. Oh The Guilt (Nirvana)
10. Copache (Melvins)
11. Raise A Paw (Melvins)
12. My Name Is Mud (Primus)
13. To Defy (yes, the 38 second interlude) (Primus)
14. Stone Free (Jimi Hendrix)
15. Manic Depression (Jimi Hendrix)
16. If 6 Was 9 (Jimi Hendrix)
17. Kashmir (Led Zeppelin)
18. Pen Cap Chew (Nirvana)
19. Crosstown Traffic (Jimi Hendrix)
20. Honey Bucket (Melvins)
21. BARK BARK ARROOOO (My dog...it's only 10 seconds)
22. Heaven Beside You (Alice in Chains)
23. Gluey Porch Treatments (Melvins)
24. The Wind Doesn't Blow (one of my jams with a band)
25. Shrug (me and my friend Tony)

The whole CD lasts about an hour and 14 minutes, so yeah.

WHERE DO YOU LIVE!! ME WANT PARTY!!! Sorry.

Here's a conversation I heard today at Gamestop, but had to say something.

Kid1:(picks up Super Mario 64) OMG a new Mario game!!
Kid2:O RLY?
Kid1:YEA RLY.
Kid2:Cool, mama, I want the new Mario game!
Mom:Okay, for Christmas.
Kid2:Yay! I can play a new game on my Gamecube!
Me:That's not for Gamecube.
Kid2:It's not?
Me:No...it's for Playstation 2.
Kid2:Okay, thanks.
Me:No I'm kidding it's for Nintendo 64.
Kid2:SURE! Mama, can I get a Playstation 2?
Me:But It's not.....okay, your loss'a cash.
Kid1:(buys game)COOL! A new Mario game!
Kid2:(starts to cry)

That was the highlight of my day.

I'm pissed I didn't get to post in the Jahirocornboy/BroomSword thread.

That was the highlight of my day.

I was on the news this morning, Fox news was at my best buy for the 360 launch. They talked to 4 people people that worked there and they talked to a few of the people in line.

You better tape it Alpha! Otherwise, no convincing for jimmy son!

Good Day LA, if anyone here has the Los Angeles stations then they saw me.

Its gonna snow this week. YAY!

Im in SPANISH class. We got this new chick in SPANISH class. The Teacher spoke SPANISH. THe girl raises her hand, gets called on and says "was that GERMAN". Seriously can we illegalise stupidity?

I like bunnies.

Tommorrow's my birthday. Woooo!

You're all invited to the Saturday party!

Some guys at my school have made a terrorist site called "Soldiers of Allah" and put tons of pictures of guys in masks murdering white people on the site. And then pictures of them selves in masks (idiots, because of those pics the police caught them out).

They also put on pictures of our (white) headteacher saying how their gonna kill him in the name of "Allah". And put loads of edited pictures of him naked.

Then they put that one day they're gonna take all the black people out off my college and bomb all the white people.

The police have shut the site down and are all around my school. They found out 2 people running it, one was some on in the year below me called Roandeep, and one was in my year called Mohammed. And I found out today that the Mohammed is the dude I have known for about 5 years :O!

But they have been permantly expelled from school, which I'm sure wont stop them from any attacks. Ickle bit worried about going school now...