ha ha ha ha ha ha ha looky looky the responcibal portal guard got drunk ive lost respect in you i realy have oh and hows the hang over friend hahahahahahaha oh jerry what is the drinking age in canada here it is 21 your not ileagaly consuming alchohal are you what is the age

1. I don't care if you respect me or not because I don't like you. You're just a random user who I have no positive connection to what-so-ever, so your opinion about me does not matter to me, and neither does your respect. A good number of the users mean something to me, but you sure-as-heck aren't one of them.

2. Show me any post I've ever made where I said I was responsible. I've never bragged about it, and I've never said it, but I think others consider me responsible enough to be able to mod, otherwise I wouldn't be one.

3. I didn't get hung-over because I didn't drink until I was smashed. I drank very little on New Year's Eve, and I made sure that I didn't have enough to hinder my judgement or cause me to commit harm to myself or others.

4. For the love of every user on this forum, learn how to read, write, and spell. Honestly, if you read more books and spend less time on the Internet, you'll have less users telling you to buy a dictionary/thesaurus (and in case you were wondering, a thesaurus is NOT a dionsaur).

After all my time here, I'm still sometimes surprised by the amount of morons who post on these boards.

I wonder whatever happened to LittleFox?
Edit: What do you know? She's online. Freaky...

do not insult my skills i cant type i know what a thesaurus is im a high honor roll student i do well in english because i can write not type

What he should have said:

Do not insult my skills. I can type, I know what a dictionary is. I'm an honor roll student and I do well in English. Since I know how to write, I know how to type.


Fuckin idiot, if you knew what a thesaurus is then you would know that writing and typing are synonyms.

You don't exactly prove that with your lack of punctuation and spelling. The legal age here's 18, by the way.
Alpha, please don't flame him.

no! I DONT know how to type well i have finger problems that im sensetive about

The first post you made on this page had the following spelling mistakes:
responcibal
i
realy
canada
your
ileagaly
alchohal

Unless you have only one hand, it's not hard to hold down the Shift key or press Caps Lock to add capital letters("I" and "Canada").

Also, a typing handicap doesn't excuse spelling "responsible", "really", "you're", "illegally", and "alcohol" wrong.

hahahahahah



G-baby
FBarok
Boonnoob
coltess

...

Chill everyone, these children haven't hit puberty yet.

Ah, nothing like drinking an icy cold coffee in a very cold cold morning (im sooooo cold, its not even funny).

Ha, really? Does that mean I'm illegal? Cool.

I feel like a felon now. Crap.

Nothing like waking up to an ice-cold cup of iced tea in the morning. (Jesus, what a coincidence.) This is all I drink now. In a few weeks I'm going to turn into Tweek.

"Oh Christ, they're out to get me!"

HAMMER TIME!!! Also, I think he meant the legal age to drink alcohol in Canada. So we're safe.

Dude you're such a liar, it says in your profile that you're 12, think before say anything stupid. I'm 10 and I can type and spell better than you. So...you accuse Jerrod of bragging when you are yourself? Sad.....very, very, sad.

You're the type of person I don't like to share my music tastes with, because then they go googling it, then the next day they go bragging on how they like these bands.

Plus your only 12, so I can call you son all I like, son.

I watched a flash animation a few years ago and just watched it again. It's called "Resident Beavis" and it might be the most f*cked up flash animation ever.

Stuck at the fourth level of World 7 in Super Mario Brothers 3,stupid warp pipe world

worst day ever.

I hate the dentist.

Is raining right now. =/

I think i saw my friend on TV.......


(i doubt it but it does look like her)

I'm so fucking frusterated!!!!!!! The AI in DOA 4 is worse than fucking SC3!!!!!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Sorry.

That was the single most funniest post I have ever read from Jerrod. The fact that it's true makes it all the more funny.

Isn't anything funny when it's true?