Yep bro..... (24hour clock).... Minus 12hrs to the number given...

Yes it is!

You know,I wondered why people were scared of clowns............

I thought I should post this story here:

"I was very happy. My girlfriend and I had been together for over a year and we decided to get married.

My parents were helping us out in every way possible. Our friends supported us too. My girlfriend was beautiful in every sense of the word.

There was only one thing that bothered me...and that was my girlfriend's best friend. This girl was smart, sexy, and she would flirt with me some times, which left me quite confused.

One day, this girl called me up and asked me to go to her house to help out with the wedding guest list. So I went over, and found that she was home alone. She leaned over and whispered into my ear "You know, you're about to marry my best friend, but the thing is, I've always had a thing for you. I can't take it anymore. Before you get married, I wanna have sex with you."

What was I supposed to do?? What could I say?? I was in total shock, literally speechless. She then said to me "I'm going to my room. If you want me, come in and you can have your way with me."

I watched her amazing ass walk up the stairs. I got up from the sofa, and just stood there for a few seconds. I turned around and walked towards the door, and when I opened the door, headed towards my car, only to find my girlfriend standing right there! With tears in her eyes, she hugged me and told me "I'm sooooooo happy and proud of you! You passed my little test! I simply could not ask for a better man to be my hubsand."


The moral of the story?

Sucks for me then,always keep a spare in the wallet.

lol,is it a true story dude?

My fiancee and I are no longer together... I hope that this is a short-term thing, because I miss her so much... We're still friends some how, but I don't want to be just her friend, I want to be more with her, and she knows that. I realise that she was too young to be engaged (she was 17 when I proposed), but with the way things were, I thought she was ready... I was and am willing to keep a commitment to her, and I hope that she realises like I did those months ago that we are supposed to be together... I miss you sweety...

Finally got series 2 of the tribe.

MKF's sculpture of Reptile scares me.

I was getting a "Planet of the Apes" jibe from it; ironic, considering that Reptile's UMK3 Animality was a Gibbon Morph.

I had my friend Tony listening to the Tool song "Swamp Song" and now he can't stop singing over the phone:

The bog is thick and easy to get lost in, when you're a dumbass, belligerent f*cker! I hope it sucks you down, f*cker!

Yeah.

Someday you oughta bring back that "Zoot" avatar you had. That rocked.

Bored. yeah

Word of advice (based on my own personal experience, btw): The moment a relationships enters that on again/off again phase, I honestly think it's best to just end things while things are still civil. And yes, I AM aware that there might be plenty of love/time invested in the relationship, but love isn't nor has it ever been enough.


On a completely different subject, I get the feeling that BT's "D'oh" post (in the Perfect Dark/Goldeneye thread) used to say something else. Even if it is via PM, would somebody mind sharing what it was?

This isn't true is it?? LOL....
I am mentally exhausted from my promotion testing... Should hear something back by June/July... Studied till like 0400hr last night. (I know you shouldn't cram, but hey I couldn't sleep because I was nervous) I could pass out right now....

Let's see 100 pages!!!

I like saying "what" like "hwat".

I'd like to know as well.

I didn't feel like making a thread about it - probably been done a hundred times before. Anyhow, if you know me then you probably know that I think most commercials suck. But there are some that don't. These are my favorite commercials:

1) The Mountain Dew MDX commercial where all the nocturnal animals are jumping around and singing "All Night Long". I love it.

2) The FedEx commercial where the caveman kicks the small dinosaur then gets stomped on by a larger one. Probably the only Super Bowl commercial I liked.

3) Any of the Careerbuilder.com commercials with the monkeys. Er...excuse me, chimps. Hilarious.

4) The PSP commercial with the two squirrels. I'll try to act it out, but it's porbably not accurate. I'll paraphrase it:

Squirrel #1: Hey! Come on out!
Squirrel #2 (inside tree): I can't! I'm playing with nuts!
Squirrel #1 (holds up PSP): Look at this! It's like nuts you can play with outside!
Squirrel #2: WHAAAAAAAAAT??

I've only seen that commercial once or twice but I bust up laughing every time.

Where the hell is the NI Flag already??

Go here and click on "SEE THE VIDEO" for my current fave.

P.S. If ANYBODY were to find a way to make that vid a sig for moi, I would be eternally grateful.

P.P.S. Ask anyone who's had the "honor" and you'll find out there's nothing quite like me "paying somebody back"

Yippy!! My car is all done!!! I will be loading a few photos up for all my homies here.... It doesn't even look like the same car!! I am very pleased, because this guy below owed me a ten second car... Well, at least it looks 10 seconds lol..








Expect photos soon.... Too dark for now....

Damn.... I hate Thursdays.

Tasty vid, MKS - but the "honor" will have to go to someone with more computer savvy than me.

*Waits for pics of Raging's pimped-mobile*

EDIT: "But there's Portable Nut!!"

Ha ha

Being in the military, this one really does give me a lump in the throat....

Thank you