"I voted for the republican"

Flaming, let's not make this political

When I was in high school, this girl told me that if I ever go on a date with a guy and he takes me to a nice restaurant, I should just order a side salad. I told her, "If a guy takes me to a nice restaurant, I'm not going to order a $4 salad. I assume he actually wants to me to eat something more than rabbit food. And if he has a problem with a girl who can actually eat a meal, he sure isn't the guy for me."

I also convinced this same girl that the other side of the moon was purple.

Also, someone once told me that I "didn't look like an American."

Agreed. Everyone, regardless of political affiliation, is retarded.

The older members will recognise:
"I'm like a cockroach, I never die."

Anyway.

"Hey Dibs, I'm in a town called Katana, just like the Girl from HALO!"

Oh My God I knew this girl in high school who was a well of stupid sayings for example

"Who won the civil war?"
And
"Do they celebrate Christmas outside the United States?"

Or my personal favortie happened in my government class. We had to choose who we thought were the five greatest presidents in US history when it was her turn she said this.

Girl "George W. Bush..."

Teacher "Ok who else?"

Girl "No others just him. He was our best President."

(I know we said no politics but come on, W. as the hands down greatest president in history? come on)

Anyway what really bugged me about her wasn't that she was stupid but that she thought she was better than everyone else. Any way just wanted to share that with you.

I only see truth

Cockroaches die, bro. They can survive a nuke, but not a shoe.

Just taking a jab at myself Dib

Classmate1: "Hey do you have a anus?"

Classmate2:"Yes"

Classmate1:"Haha! You have a anus. Hey he has a anus!"

Seriously, that's how he exactly said it. That guy has poor grades in school but he was still able to graduate high. All his subjects are failing

Proof that you aren't that much of an old member.

I had a friend say


"Hitch is the Blazing Saddles of this generation"

Your a no-life. One of the dumbest things I've ever heard, in my life at least.

Proof that the internet fails at sarcasm. I know what you're talking about. I just missed Coltess's sarcasm. Proof? Podiums. Moving on. Edit: Why am I even defending myself? That cockroach line wasn't even that old by MKO standards. Somewhere around MKA timeframe? Troll harder. While we're on that timeframe... Boonoob pretty much sums up this thread. So does anything in the MK2011 forum now actually.

I believe you mean MKOA for Mortal Kombat Online Armageddon

No joke man. That time was full of...interesting people. Part of me misses it, part of me doesn't. The general forum was more active than I ever remember, but it was mostly trolls. Still, there were a lot of good members that I wish we had back. Well, I'm done highjacking this thread. Have fun all!

I remember that, George Carlin rules.
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As for my own things I've heard.
Personally, I think the sayings "Haters gonna hate." and "It is what it is." are so pointless.
People who say these and others like it may as well not be saying anything at all, because that's about the same impact it has. Don't initially give up on things for how they are, fix it.

In one of my classes we were looking at a map of the United States, and this woman says, "I can't find Colorado!"

What's really sad about this is the fact she LIVES IN COLORADO!

.....I hope you smacked him across the head for that....

Hey, you can be Jamaican and be from France. So it wasn't so stupid on your part.