Lrrr: I thought the Human horn WAS the wing dang doodle....

General: War were declared.


Fry: This Ham gum is all bone! *spits*


Brain Ball: We cannot condone Bouncing of the seventh variety.


Brain Balls: We demand Rolling, followed by Bouncing, followed by Rolling of the 3rd kind!


Brain Balls: The Elders tell of a young Ball much like you. He Bounced 3 meters in the air. Then he bounced 1.8 meters in the air. Then... he Bounced four meters in the air. Do I make myself clear?!
Henry Kissenger: Mr. Ambassador, our people tell the same story. Oy.


Leela: Space bandidos have been operating in this quadrant, so you'll each have to take 8-hour shifts guarding the safe. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
Fry: Wait, hold on. I don't like the sound of that. Let's just go alphabetically.
Leela: OK. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
Fry: Wait, let's go by rank.
Leela: OK. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
Fry: Flexo outranks me?
Flexo: That's "Flexo outranks me, sir"! *pokes Fry's shoulder*


Flexo: Hey buddy, you wouldn't mind rubbing my back, would ya?
Fry: Like this?
Flexo: Yeah, that's it. A little lower
Fry: How bout now?
Flexo: Lower
Fry: Ok
Flexo: A little lower.
Fry: I can't get any lower.
Flexo: I'll say, you're rubbing my ass!


Fry: How's that robot I ran over?
Professor: We did all we could... *looks down*
Fry: You mean, he's...?
Professor: Good as new? Yes!


Leela: MY GOD! Did you hear maraccas? *Fry shakes No* Then it wasn't Space Banditos...


Leela: I don't know who to shoot!
Fry: Flexo! Shoot Flexo!
Leela: -_-*


Fry: But why were you wearing that scarf, and the turtleneck... and this fruity number? *waves Bender's scarf*
Bender: It's a little thing called STYLE, look it up sometime! *strikes pose*


Zapp Brannigan: And the Winner of the Miss Universe pageant is, Miss Vega 4. *Genderless purple Space Amoeba steps forth*
Zapp: There it is, Miss Universe. There it is, looking weird.


"This Week in the Universe" Announcer: Dateline: Paramecium homeworld. Newly crowned Miss Universe, Gladys Lennox, returns home to entertain troops fighting to wipe out the Human race. Goooo get 'em boys!



Ka-Tra

I know this is for Futurama quotes but tonight is the final episode of Futurama. It'll have some quote worthy dialogue I'm sure. So I'll update after I see it.

But I just hope it gives absolute closure. The last few seasons were written in a way that could end the series, but leave room for more episodes if they got the go ahead. But I don't want that this time, I want it to truly be the last episode. I'm very sad it's ending but I can't wait to see it.

everyone's had one of these moments, i'm sure:



Like when i found out that Nicki minaj did a duet with Bieber. or when Americans tweeted about America's 2013th birthday...

Who said that!?

Who!?

It's really over :'(

Honestly, it ended kind of how I thought it would.

Anyway, my favorite quote was when Bender and Fry try to investigate what's going in the Forbidden Valley while Leela get's married to a shape shifter.

"There's probably some cool stuff you can steal"

"I don't know Fry, for the first time, I think I've stolen enough"

"Bender! Snap out of it" *smacks*

"You're right Fry, I don't know what came over me! Oh I love stealing, I love taking things."

Leela, to Amy: I'm sorry I got your boyfriend pregnant.


FYI, On Buzzfeed.com, they did a top 10 list of the moments on Futurama that made people cry. "Jurassic Bark" is the episode that always gets me. When Seymour is waiting for Fry to return, and he never does.... well, it's both incredibly beautiful and tragic at the same time.

"What do you say, wanna go around again?" -Fry

check failbook around 4th July. There are a lot of dumbasses in your country. There are too many in mine too, so i can empathise.

Bender: Interesting... No, wait. The other thing... tedious.



Oh, did we at least get a final ep/closure? I mean, it wasn't just another random/normal episode, was it?

Any show that gets cancelled should at least be allowed to make a final episode for closure or whatever. The 1st time Futurama went off the air was confusing/frustrating.

<3 Thanks for the movies & season 7 <3



Ka-Tra

Yeah. It was the last episode and it did give closure, while leaving room for more episodes if they were ever picked up. I got what I wanted out of it. And I think you will too. Time for quotes.

Bender: I think you misunderstood the concept of "Bendering Time"...

Zoidberg: It's not slick, it's Zoidberg. JOHN *%#@ING ZOIDBERG!

Kif: It's an emergency sir!
Zapp: Come back when it's a catastrophe.

Fry: Sir! Yes M'am!

Professor: I don't know how to teach. I'm a professor!

Fry: Turanga??
Amy: That's her name, Phillip.
Bender: PHILLIP??

Hermes: My Manwich!!