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Funniest thread/post on MKO
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posted03/15/2006 03:30 AM (UTC)by
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6volt
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In this thread we post the funniest thread or post on MKO.What do you think
is the funniest.Mine is that guy that said that Kintaro is half tiger half Chuck
Norris.
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Master_Chief
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 •03/07/2006 04:34 AM (UTC) •
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Funniest thread ever
Funniest post ever:
Blade-Tsung Wrote:
Um, nobody is attacking you for not getting the position, people are laughing at your post about not getting the position. You type posts that come off like a pretentious bitch, people will treat you like one, hence the 'LOL' and 'HAHAHAAH' directed at you.
If you woulda got the SP good for you. But you didn't. So who in the bloody fuck are you to sit there and say 'If he deserves it more then me...'. Granted me and Garlador aren't the best of friends, but he's been here helping people and such for a long time now. And you come here in May of last year and act like Garlador better live up to your fucking standards?
Oh, say it to your face? How about you get Bloodline to read it to you over the phone, I think that is as close as you are gonna get. If you guys ever meet up, perhaps he can print the page and present it to you in a clever box, perhaps to give the illusion of a shirt or a hat.
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Afghanblade
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 •03/07/2006 04:40 AM (UTC) •
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Funniest post ever (next to Blade's recent post):
Chuckles_the_Clown Wrote:
Garlador Wrote:
I've had so many fights, but I've never lost a fight. That doesn't mean I haven't been beat up; I still have a bunch of injuries from my fights.
My jaw was dislocated in one big fight and it never healed properly, so my smile is slightly crooked and my jaw pops whenever I chew bubblegum or yawn or open it real wide.
My right shoulder was popped out of socket (I think) in another fight and it also didn't heal right and it hurts every now and then and also pops if I move it too far.
I have a scar on my forehead from when a guy threw me down some brick stairs. It cut me between the eyes at an angle, giving me a nice "Squall Leonhart" look.
I got stabbed in the arm by a punk with a knife. It left a nice slash mark there.
I have several scars on my hands from my fights. In movies, you never see a guy cut up his hand as his fist scrapes against the other guys teeth and bones. I have nice discolored scars on my fingers and the back of my hand from the torn flesh and bitemarks.
One fight knocked the cartilidge out of my ribcage (that hurt) after I got kicked in the sternum.
I can't see out of my left eye as well as my right after I got punched there.
That's it. Believe it or not, no broken bones. Fun times. I miss them already.

I could eat corn on the cob for every meal for the next five years and my shit still wouldn't even be remotely as corny as you. Ten bucks says the only "fight" you've ever been in was when you spoke out of turn at your friends hentai club and the leader was forced to distribute spankings.
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6volt
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 •03/07/2006 04:52 AM (UTC) •
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I have another one.At some point on the future MK games forum this one
guy kept quoting Shao Khan and insulted people with them until he got
banned.He typed in all caps to.
A thread i made a year ago about kobe bryant trade rumours titled, 'where should kobe bryant traded too?" had a post by shoe, he posted a pic of a jail cell, it was possibly the funniest thing i have ever seen on this site, even SST said it was so funny, i wanted to post it up in this thread but the pic is removed which was gay.sad
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 •03/07/2006 11:14 AM (UTC) •
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DrCube posted a message a while ago in the MKD forum I think. I can't remember what it said exactly, but gist of the post was that he was annoyed that the characters in MKD couldn't dash or run, because that's what Tekken has, and everybody knows Tekken is "gay," so to prove that DrCube likes to have sex with woman his character has to walk across the screen really slowly. Or something like that, I can't really remember it but I found it hilarious at the time. I wish I could find that post but there's no bloody way i'm going to search for it.
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BlackErmac
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 •03/07/2006 11:30 AM (UTC) •
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SOLIDUS Wrote:
sonyas-bro Wrote:
this pis ia fantastic
liu diein cant get enough of that lol
plus i love sonya
cool dude

You type like you got a dick in your mouth.
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kill2this
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The fake sound of progress...

 •03/07/2006 12:18 PM (UTC) •
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The "gangbanging" thread priceless...
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•03/07/2006 02:22 PM (UTC) •
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Afghanblade Wrote:
Funniest post ever (next to Blade's recent post):
Chuckles_the_Clown Wrote:
Garlador Wrote:
I've had so many fights, but I've never lost a fight. That doesn't mean I haven't been beat up; I still have a bunch of injuries from my fights.
My jaw was dislocated in one big fight and it never healed properly, so my smile is slightly crooked and my jaw pops whenever I chew bubblegum or yawn or open it real wide.
My right shoulder was popped out of socket (I think) in another fight and it also didn't heal right and it hurts every now and then and also pops if I move it too far.
I have a scar on my forehead from when a guy threw me down some brick stairs. It cut me between the eyes at an angle, giving me a nice "Squall Leonhart" look.
I got stabbed in the arm by a punk with a knife. It left a nice slash mark there.
I have several scars on my hands from my fights. In movies, you never see a guy cut up his hand as his fist scrapes against the other guys teeth and bones. I have nice discolored scars on my fingers and the back of my hand from the torn flesh and bitemarks.
One fight knocked the cartilidge out of my ribcage (that hurt) after I got kicked in the sternum.
I can't see out of my left eye as well as my right after I got punched there.
That's it. Believe it or not, no broken bones. Fun times. I miss them already.

I could eat corn on the cob for every meal for the next five years and my shit still wouldn't even be remotely as corny as you. Ten bucks says the only "fight" you've ever been in was when you spoke out of turn at your friends hentai club and the leader was forced to distribute spankings.

wow
LOLLLLLL!!! OMFG LOLL!
This one was pretty the funniest post.
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EmmKayEss
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 •03/07/2006 02:49 PM (UTC) •
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Dammit, why did I find this thread right when I have to gofurious


The examples listed so far are definitely "funniest"-worthy, but I'm sure any post referencing a truly embarassing incident (Neo/Isis, for example) would also be worthy.
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Raining_Smoke
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 •03/07/2006 05:54 PM (UTC) •
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Siduu and I had a fight in this thread and we only used pictures. Like the ones from ebaumsworld. That was pretty funny and ultimately resulted in my demise (a ban at the time).
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GrinningEvilDeath
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To anyone who cares, I'm not banned. I left of my own accord. This place is dead to me now.

•03/07/2006 06:05 PM (UTC) •
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Raining_Smoke Wrote:
Siduu and I had a fight in this thread and we only used pictures. Like the ones from ebaumsworld. That was pretty funny and ultimately resulted in my demise (a ban at the time).


I ran across that a while ago. All of Siddu's pics were deleted.

There was this one user who cracked while he was online sometime last year. Totally cussed out Siddu and just about everyone else here. Shortly thereafter he made a post about a bodily fluid that rhymes with "rum". He like got ten skulls within as many minutes, I think. Pretty good shit.
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Afghanblade
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 •03/07/2006 06:27 PM (UTC) •
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Raining_Smoke Wrote:
Siduu and I had a fight in this thread and we only used pictures. Like the ones from ebaumsworld. That was pretty funny and ultimately resulted in my demise (a ban at the time).


I wanted to find that thread the other day. Link me up?
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DrCube
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 •03/07/2006 06:40 PM (UTC) •
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Anything involving JunkBoyToy.
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 •03/07/2006 07:37 PM (UTC) •
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i might have to say gunther4u. his post were just plain awsome
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TheKrypt
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 •03/07/2006 09:02 PM (UTC) •
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When MKF said something about baseball in the winter olympics thread. Then Afghanblades reply to MKF's message.
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 •03/07/2006 09:22 PM (UTC) •
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I see this thread getting offensive, fast.
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 •03/07/2006 09:28 PM (UTC) •
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Same here, Keith. Anyways, I thought Professor Ahnka's threads (I hated him too) were hilarious and ridicilous in a way (He acts like a 10 year old!) and he got banned (HOORAY!)
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 •03/07/2006 09:31 PM (UTC) •
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TheKrypt Wrote:
When MKF said something about baseball in the winter olympics thread. Then Afghanblades reply to MKF's message.



Yeah lol, I admit that I neglected to see Winter by M_C's thread.

I thought he meant summer, then they recently announced that they rejected baseball/softball lol.

They say it's because the world wouldn't be interested yet they have curling.sleepsleep

Truth is they're afraid to see America own everyone in Baseball or American football which is why they don't want them in the Summer Olympics.wink

This thread will turn to the darkside shortly I predict.tongue Every post by 1 Tru King concerning how he knows everything like a God or something lol.
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Master_Chief
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 •03/07/2006 09:33 PM (UTC) •
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Oh yeah,Boonnoob had some crazy posts as well.
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overkill_78
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 •03/07/2006 09:38 PM (UTC) •
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One of my favorites was Hyuga's "Theodore Huxtable" thread. It quickly turned to a talk about porn stars.
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GrinningEvilDeath
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To anyone who cares, I'm not banned. I left of my own accord. This place is dead to me now.

•03/07/2006 10:14 PM (UTC) •
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Master_Chief Wrote:
Oh yeah,Boonnoob had some crazy posts as well.


I CRUSHE YOOU!
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