mkflegend Wrote:

Right....more like wanna be MK fans like you, Tru King etc.
BTW, rap blows and I know I suck at rapping.It's just poetry with music.

mkflegend Wrote:
LOL, dude I really don't care.Poetry isn't my thing nor is rap.

MK, Sculpting, Art, Voices are my thing.Challenge me in those and you won't win.

mkflegend Wrote:
did you say there was an old anime porn thread way back?.... Some people really get off on that??

Scorp748 Wrote:


You're gonna love this then, MKFs rapping skills:

" I will call this rap song "MK Style" because MK is the main theme of the rap.
LOL, ok well here's mine:

Ok, ok, I need to get paid, as well as getting laid,

(Does he get either one?)
Kitana is my own, and I love making her moan,

(You do realise Kitanas fictional, yes?)
money is my honey, and my wife is my bunny,
I was born with a deepass voice, because
I had no freaking choice, Ed boon makes MK, from night
until today, knowing thats his life, he has a big fat knife,
to cut em up and make em bleed while he's drowning in his
greed, he knew that his birth seed was to make people bleed,

(rhyming bleed with bleed, nice touch...)
To some they see my name and know it's freaking sweet,
it's means M.K.F. baby, the mortal kombat Freak?
no, no, no, thats a different user name, to some they sound
the same, I am M.K.F. not a geek or a freak or a panic in the
street, I'm a Mortal Kombat Fanatic and I'll make ya panic
especially in MK, I'll pick Ermac and slam your ass up and
down, making you go around and around, spinning like a top
I will make you drop, drowning in your blood, it's thicker then
any mud, Mortal Kombat is my life, it's a roll of the dice,
I will rap and I will rhyme because I'm running out of time,
Soon I will compete and prove to be Elite, jimmyscorp seems like he's nothing but talk ,I'm going insane in
the brain and I'll never be the same, All I have to do is play
and you will see, then I will have my victory,
Well, as you can see it's time to go, it's white outside and I
live in the snow, why oh why, because my name is Sub-Zero
knowing that in the end he is MK's hero"


(Ouch.....)

mkflegend Wrote:



Right....more like wanna be MK fans like you, Tru King etc.

mkflegend Wrote:
LOL, dude I really don't care.Poetry isn't my thing nor is rap.

MK, Sculpting, Art, Voices are my thing.Challenge me in those and you won't win.

jimmyscorp wrote: Wow, an eleven year old makes better poetry than an adult.

Chuckles_the_Clown Wrote:
Does anybody remember that one giant kick ass post ::::: made in the drive by post thread. i'm not sure if it was the funniest post of all time (although it did have a lot of funny parts), but it certainly was one of the greatest. i'll try and find it and post it in here next time i get a chance.

::::: Wrote:
There's quite a lack of spam threads right now. Where's LouisTypo when we need him.
I'm bored and i'm going to rant.
I'd also like to use this opportunity to laugh at the Shadow Priest's who insult people, then skull others for doing the same thing. Nice going. I'd also like to ask, can Shadow Priests be skulled?
Why does everybody make such a huge fucking deal about their signatures? I swear some people make a bigger deal of how flashy their sigs are than the actual content of their posts. Nevermind the fact that 98 percent of everybody's sigs at this site are complete unoriginal shite anyway. You know who has the best sigs? TheKrypt does. And he doesn't follow the same shitty photoshop cookiecutter design that the rest of you do. He should win every sig contest instead of the rubbish "take a game render, slap it on a flashy background, add some obvious text like the name of the game it's from, then slap some shitty "trademark" or "studio" name in the corner as if you were a one man professional deisgn studio" formula based entries. On top of that, he doesn't make a big deal out of it either. Come here to post, not to show everybody how cool your sig is.
Also, the deletion of posts annoys me. And so do onions, and child proof caps.
Yoyo geeks rule.
There is zero logic behind disallowing console discussion (ie: "consolewars"), but allowing religious discussion (ie: people flaming each other over their beliefs). This is a videogame site, and we're not allowed to argue about videogame consoles because that might cause flaming, but we are allowed to argue about who's God is a dick even though that causes flaming right off the bat? What a fucking joke.
Chrome is a dick.
wtflegend is still a dick.
Siduu should post more.
I miss SS again.
I don't visit #mortalkombat anymore, but I wonder how many sarcastic comments get made about how this site is overrun by "noobs?"
I need a hair cut.
The Midway boards are still the most shit place on the internet. Continue to avoid that place.
MKD still sucks.
People need to stop posting shit forum images to cover for their lack of intellect. I know we're all lazy, but please, try at least a little bit.
I'm a hypocrite, and everybody here who has the intellect to actually create a decent thread wastes it on petty fights, lame insults, and complaining.
All the regulars at this site appear to be depressed.
Citra Coke is bullshit. Don't buy it, they're lying, it's just regular Coke.
I don't get why half of everybody here is in love with Jessica Alba. AussieNinja hit the nail on the head. I've both seen and done better myself.
Most of the matchups so far in MKO Idol have been quite underwhelming to me, because I feel no connection to anybody here anymore now that most of us are exactly the same.
You're not Japanese, get over it.
The wrestling thread is by far the best discussion thread on this site, as it has the most posts that actually have substance or are thought out (albeit often markish opinions), rather than just "cool sig/guy/avatar/ 8 out of 10."
Which is kind of funny considering wrestling isn't intended to be that taxing on the brain.
Too many people make birthday threads. It's cool that it's your birthday, so happy birthday and all, but does every single person really need a thread about it? Why not just have one thread that we can check to wish people a happy birthday, with a title that can be changed sa birthdays happen? Granted, it would be filled with 700 of the exact same post of "Happy birthday!" over and over again, but still, that's better than 700 threads of that sort of thing.
More girls should collect transformers, comics, and other nerdy crap.
I have too much time on my hands.
I'm really, really surprised nobody has posted anything about my username, outside of that one time Blade posted that pic of my old avatar.
I'm glad BL666 doesn't post here very much now, I'm rather enjoying not having to hear angry rants where the word "fuck" is abused more than it should be, where he thinks he's a moderator, and where he's never wrong about absolutely anything ever. Remember that time Hyuga was all "Get the fuck out of my country"? That was funny, I wish I could find that thread.
Nobody pays any attention to the songs anybody else posts in the "What are you listening to" thread because nobody gives a shit about what anybody else likes, so it's really just a waste of time, even though we all want people to congratulate us on having good taste in music, which again, isn't going to happen because nobody cares about what you listen to and probably doesn't even read the other posts. I know I don't.
I made a sparkler bomb tonight and it ruled. I also burnt myself trying to make a glass bottle explode, which it didn't.
I can't keep up with who's who anymore because so many unestablished people keep changing their usernames after hitting about 500 visits.
Celebrities suck because i'm not one.
This site has decayed as the MK series has decayed. Coincidence?
I'm surprised anybody actually visits the Pocket Kombat board at all, let alone buys the games.
I can't decide if i'm English or American.
Most of the regulars who post on the Xbox and PS2 Online forums are dickheads.
I wish people would stop typing "you" as "u." It's two fucking keystrokes.
The entire internet community feels stale, like everything has been done before, which I know sounds stupid, but the word "owned" is old, those "how about a nice cup of shut the fuck up" pictures are old, leetspeak is old, calling people "noob" is both old and stupid, webcomics are old (apart from that one comic which rules), intentionally crappy and "random" drawings are old, homestarrunner.com is old, and everything has been ripped off from everybody else 500 times already.
The word "random" is stupid, stop saying it.
Same thing goes for "good times." Think of something else to say, fuck, it can't be that hard. You don't need to say "good times" after every single time you recount something that happened to you.
My head hurts from that shitty Vino.
Almost everybody who claims to know something about martial arts on the internet is a child trying to act like a movie star, and it shows by the way they talk like cheesy Raiden impersonators. Most of them have never been in a real fight, and have no concept of how useless what they're saying is, because if they ever fought anybody who knew what they were doing then these kids would probably get choked out in mere moments by somebody who just ploughed through their second rate psychology and "HIYA!!! I'M t3h tiger kung-fu expert!!!1" bullshit. All your history and "knowledge" doesn't matter at the end of the day anyway, because if somebody wants to hurt you then they're going to pick up a pipe and swing it at your skull and no amount of knowing the origins of Karate, knowing the correct way to pronounce "gung fu," standing in horse stance, or doing chain punches is going to save your naive ass like it does in hollywood and old legends. Drunken kung fu is not effective either. Try flopping around like an idiot next time you're in a fight and see if you aren't mounted and pummeled into submission with half your face left on the pavement. I dare you.
I'm a horrid typist.
Majindragon/Majindrag0n/Kaizudragon is a dick. And is possibly Fuzzdork, I don't know exactly.
If somebody can make a topic that hasn't been made before i'll give that person a lap dance.
Hardcore porn sucks. Softcore is far better.
Nobody is prepared to admit that Pac-Man actually sucks but everybody thinks it.
Videogames suck. Read a book.
Entertainment isn't designed to entertain you, it's designed to make money, which is why most of it sucks in general.
It's laughable the way none of the higher-ups are willing to admit that the dragon point/skull point system STILL doesn't work. It's not going to be corrected no matter HOW many Shadow Priests we have, just admit it. It's bullshit and it hasn't worked for years. It's flawed at the most basic level and everybody knows it, so there's absolutely no point in trying to fix it because it'll always be screwed. We know it doesn't work. We all know it. Stop insulting our intelligence by expecting us to believe that it's going to be corrected in the future when everybody KNOWS it's an uphill battle you can't ever possibly win. Disable the system and save about 2489643759 more posts about it. Put it to rest already, please, for the love of Christ.
My throat is really dry.
The fucking PM system pisses me right off. I keep getting told to take things to PM or PM moderators, but I simply can't.
The DS sucks, and no amount of anybody ever trying to convince me that it's "innovative" or "better" than the PSP is ever going to change my mind because it only has 2 titles, which I already played in 1997 anyway.
I miss Nova.
Gamespot sucks and most of their subscribers are idiots with poor taste in everything.
I don't expect anybody to have read all of this rubbish.
That's all for now.

TheKrypt Wrote:
Haha that long ass post was worth reading. Best Rant Ever.

Afghanblade Wrote:
the "you're not Japanese" line was just so great.

Scorp748 Wrote:

Dude, I don't think making a deformed, horribly inaccurate Sektor model out of what would appear to be Play-Doh, counts as sculpting.

mkflegend Wrote:

UMM, it's not play doh genius. second off it is very accurate so I'm not sure what you're smoking.Perhaps, you have no clue what Sektor looks like.
Lets see you try to make a better one?What's that, you can't thought so....
So, one person doesn't like it, WOW my feelings are so hurt lol.Gotta love the newbs that know nothing just come into a random conversation.BTW, your avatar sucks.I have seen much better Family Guy ones.
Alpha, lol ok so you're a "classic MK fan" that works for me, but I think you misunderstand my obsession with mk.
I wonder sometimes when people bring things up like "getting off to Boon's pic"? Where did that come from? lol
Hey, note that I wasn't the one that said that.

Scorp748 Wrote:


Ok, it's not play-doh....maybe run-of-the-mill plasticine?

Scorp748 Wrote:


Ok, it's not play-doh....maybe run-of-the-mill plasticine? Perhaps, being that I'm a member of an MK site, I do have a clue what Sektor looks like - I'm pretty sure he doesn't have random lumps, scratches and dents on his head and torso......but whatever. And by the way, I could make a better one but:
a) I have a life, and am not going to make a model out of plasticine of a video game character just to prove a point
and
b) you always get humiliated in other threads anyway, so I don't need to join in to get the benefit.
You say your feelings aren't hurt? Why did you post a long ass reply then? And my avatar sucks - coming from the guy with a big question mark......need I say more? Go get off to Boon's pic and don't come back.

::::: Wrote:

You mean this one, or another one?

::::: Wrote:

You mean this one, or another one?