Shit, I'm surprised I even read all of Dibula's post. Gave me some nice pointers.


Good show sir, good show.

We all know Dibula is the man of all men on this site.

Handsome, agile and knowledgeable in bit-I mean women.

You guys :')....

I did forget a point though. A lesser known handy tip.

*Make physical contact.

By this, I don't mean run up and grab a strange girl by the arm and say "HI UR HAWT!". That'll get you pepper sprayed.

I mean wait until the conversation is in a solid state of mutual interest. Then do a subtle form of contact. Pull a "fuzzy thing" from her shirt. Playfully bump her arm after a joke. Maybe you want to show her something in the distance? Do the whole "Put your arm on her shoulder, get in close, and point directly at the diversion. " Whatever you do, be subtle and smooth with it, or it just gets awkward.

People respond to contact. Think about it. Are you more likely to remember the person who said hi to you passively, or the person who shook your hand and introduced themselves?

Oh, and if you ever see a girl in public that you really want to talk to, go for it. The people all around you, quite frankly, don't care about you. They are doing their own business. They wont laugh at you if you get rejected or judge you for trying to talk to a strange girl. Hell, if anything they'll admire it.

Okay. On that note, I really am done now.

Dibula, as usual, wins the thread. There isn't a single thing I can improve on from his post.

*brofist*

m0fist^

Thanks for the advice so far. A lot it good advice and stuff, I've heard it before, but most of it seems to only apply to in person interactions. This girl is done with her internship and I'm most likely never going to see her again in person unless I asked her out online.



It appears her number is no longer listed online. I'm not sure if it was some kind of glitch on Facebook or if she blocked me from seeing it.

I've tried to make small talk with her online, but never got any response to my messages.


Since turning 30 a few weeks ago, I've been trying to have a new outlook life and trying not to get worked up over things I can't control. If she's not interested I can't control that and if things are meant to be, it will happen somehow. It just sucks when it comes to women because I tend to be picky about who I like and in the past 12 years there's honestly only been 3-4 girls that I could genuinely see myself with.

Patience my friend. Don't get discouraged. I'm sure she will reply soon enough. Trust me, patience pays off.

Dude, It sounds like you're psyching yourself out with girls. Sometime's even if they don't seem like "the one" you can see yourself with it still don't hurt to date them, just so you can have the experience under your belt so that when you find a girl that you really like you'll know exactly what you want and don't want in another person.

Try not to be so serious, at the end of the day it's just another person and you can't really mesh with everyone. So you don't get this girl with her internship, big deal. You walk away knowing that the next time you won't wait so long.

My advice for you is to put yourself out there. Head out to a bar or a lounge with a buddy and see what the night life can bring you, that's not your scene? Then take up an aerobics class, or a hobby where you can meet a bunch of different people. The possibilities are endless. At the end of the day don't try so hard but don't forget to at least attempt to let a girl you're interested in hanging out and it can just branch off from there.

Get her intoxicated.

Fuck her great.

She'll come

back.

So, I'm supposed to sit around and wait for something that may or may not be happening soon? We've resolved this somewhat, but it still bothers me and makes me hesitant to start a relationship with her if given the opportunity.

What do you guys think? I'd especially appreciate some feedback from Rockchalk and Keyara.

I'm telling ya, this advice is awesome! All right, there is a girl at my school who is my friend and I like a lot. Every time I see her, I want to, you like hug her or kiss her. I tried to go to my friend for help, but every time he tells me to ask her, I turn away at the last second. We had a argue ment and now I hate him, but now I can't go to him for advice.

It's hard to explain, but I'll try any ways.

Every time I see her, I picture her like she's mine. I like, no, I love her, but I'm afraid she'll say no and never talk to me again.




WHAT SHOULD I DOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

I joined a dating site where I wrote "any converts?".. And I get girls that wanna have one night stands or fuck buddy type.. Damn I'm not that kinda guy never have been never will.. I'm not that religious but religion is important to me. I don't mess around with girls, so why are they messing me about??

Sometimes when i eat potato chips they crumble and break and make a mess. Usually it's not a problem because I have paper towels. One time I had a cat that sneezed everytime it used it's kitty-litter. After that though I will eat a turkey sandwhich with cheese, mayo, mustard, ketchup, salsa, and pickels. Penguins can't legally drive vehicles but that doesn't stop them from riding in radio flyer wagons during the winter.

Charm them using all the fashion advice you got from us.

Get one pregnant. Instant longterm relationship

We need some kind of user rep system. Never thought I'd see the day that coltess became better than everyone else.

I'm Muslim. And I've had girls give me attention in the past. I know that only converts attract me at the end of the day.

Nevermind that, this is the X-th time I see hankypanky make an independent thought.

Am I allowed to say "was it because you were firing wildly into the air?" I've been gone for a bit and I don't know how strict MKO is nowadays.

I second this.

Go for it, if the islamist right gives you trouble we'll send a couple of ghurkas down their country.

I love it when a thread devolves into Fun Size Drive-By.

Icebaby wanna hook up lol jk jk

I don't think she's into pictures of hot Asian women.

Or dressing in chain mail bikinis...