drank Nikolai

died from cancer.

^ Fell into a woodchipper.
Managed to escape, legs shredded and dangling as you crawl.
You get punted by a guy with a bionic foot and fly into a sea of mousetraps and rubbing alcohol, eventually crawling your way to the door at the bottom.

It's opened, and you roll through into a street. A bus comes and slams into you, making you stick to the front.
This bus is hit by a train, doing the same effect to you, but facing it this time.
A highjacked airplane manages to hit the back of the train, sending you flying onto the top of an abandoned building.
]There, a guy running from the police stomps on you're chest as he runs along rooftops, shaking you more.
A swarm of fire ans come up and crawl inside you're gaping holes of wounds, biting your internal organs, poisoning you.
You eventually die when you drown in your own vomit.



Have a nice day.

Died from suicide when you figured out Drive By got closed

From laughing at your last post.

died because his music career took off and smoked all the weed in the world and then was so sad it was all gone that he refused to keep his life going

Joker did his Injustice victory animation on you

A possum ate you.

^ Raped and throat-slashed. Also had a heart attack upon seeing the new Smash Bros. Trailer.

^ Choked on a lego.

^ died because I am now a Skilled Warrior and I killed his mere mortal self with my skilledness.

Got smashed by my troll hammer

Duke Nukem ripped your head off and shat down your neck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKV87994GH4

Died from double posting

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Died in a martial arts demonstration freak accident.

^ Got sick from emu flu. Went to the hospital, was stabbed repeatedly with a spork. Managed to survive, went on a tour to support other emu flu/ spork-stabbing victims. Accidentally fell into a volcano due to improper footwear.