sex! sex! sex!

Spend the last 24 hours with my family. Say farewell and goodbye, and do everything i possibly could for them in the last bit.

I'd obtain reconciliation, and tell my friends and family that I love them all.

I'd strap myself with TNT and walk up in City Hall and take all them sucka's with me...


It'd probably end up with me at the Pussycat Ranch in Nevada.

Try and score with my girlfriend, drink as much cherry coke as I can, and play guitar.

...get it over with.

I'd take Bush with me.

Go to the bathroom.

play mk:D

Tell all my family goodbye, then break every law I can in an hour, and ask as many girls around me to **** my ****

id GTA vice city my town meaning id try to get 6 stars, and fuck hookers and stroll the public park naked. I'd start vicious rumors, sleep with girls and tell them i have a std afterwards ( promise me i dont). I'd microwave silverware, drown a baby, and set things on fire. I'd casuaLLy walk into a bank and yell things like FREEZE, and HOLD EM UP but then say i was practicing a play. Id play hopscotch with the neighborhhod kids, take a bath in vasoline jelly, and call up every 1800 number known to man. ID complain like i never knew i cuold and tell the MAN in f it in his face. Lastly id wanna die by having a dude fatality my ass via sub zeros head rip off.

Make sweet, sweet love to the love of my life. In between each fornication, I'd write a big-ass thread here where I'd write what I think about each and every one of you.

Bid my farewells to all of my family and friends. From there I would spend the rest of the day tracking down that one girl that I've always cared about, but never had the nerve to tell her how I really felt. It doesn't matter what her response would be, as long as I know she finally knows the truth. Then I'd spend my last few minutes alone with a radio playing Pearl Jam's "Yellow Ledbetter" as loud as possible and watch the sun go down with a smile on my face.

Hello everyone, it's me Gunther again! I would have sex with everyone around me, man or woman (or transvestite), cat or dog, chicken or goat - it wouldn't matter. You have to remember that sex is the driving force behind my life. Without sex I would be nothing.
Love,
Gunther

ShingoEX Wrote: ...get it over with.

Damnit, what did I say about that kind of thinking?!




Anyway, I'd kinda, heh.. rape, and kill and stuff.
Yeah.. 1337.. I'll go have a day-dream about that now.. yeah..

drink liquor

kill random people

bust down peoples doors and wreck their houses

hijack a car and rush down the interstate shooting peoples windshields and tires out

smack someone through a wall then proceed to masturbate on them, then piss on them and shit on them, then throw them out a window

blow up the police station

blow up the hospital

blow up the chamber of commerce

blow up the court

blow up houses

blow up the local tech school

blow up the local walmart

blow huge potholes in the main road through my county with a rocket launcher

smoke crack rocks one after the other until i see afterimages and my ears ring extremely loud and my neighbors can hear my heart beating and veins are pulsing like a madman and my vision and body shakes 6 inches from normal position. before doing this though, mainline a shitload of meth.

I would drink 3 bottles of Viagra, go to vegas, get an escort limo full of 20 hot women.. bada bing, bada boom.

Ehh... thats a hard one.

I'd problably eat some good food, then automutilate because I like to see my own blood.

Then I'd try to speak to everyone I care about and tell them last words(gotta be dramatic), I would choose who gets my stuff when I'm gone (DVD player, TV, NGC).



Either that or I'd go mad and run around naked in the streets doing naughty things :O

I'd blow up buildings(including my school), I'd screw people and kill people, commit every crime under the sun, and for my last 5 min., I'd go to Confession and cleanse my soul so I'll go to Heaven instead off Hell(and considering the sins I'll commit with those 24 hours, Hell seems inevitable). Then I will be banished by Heaven and Hell and become an immortal being, doomed to walk the Earth for eternity. Then I'd do all of the above again!

Rape Rape Rape

Kill Kill Kill

Drink Drink Drink

See CKY in concert again

Die

Convince a bunch of hot girls that I only had a day to live so that I could have sex with them, say by to family and friends, then I'm not sure what I'd do. Maybe get really smashed.

I'd go to Hollywood and beat up Frankie Muniz. By the time I get back home, my time would be up.
So there you go.

See if my best female friend would get it on despite her having a boyfriend. shoot people I didn't like with a paintball gun. Find some ex gfs and shoot the ones I didn't like with a pb gun. Get high for the first and last time. Try to go SSJ1 then 2 then 3 then 4.... and if I have time 5(if it existed)... get my band together and play a final show that would destroy all other bands in its wake... later

Have sex with Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, and Shakira for 24 hours Ps- Im the 24th post