Hmmmmmmm.... nobody can dig up dirt on me. Mostly because I've paid a lot of people off! I'm sqweeky clean, so the other side won't be able to touch me.


GD

All bush does is play golf while a war is going on, instead of being in the white house doing some real work.

kingjolly Wrote: All bush does is play golf while a war is going on, instead of being in the white house doing some real work.

And how does that relate to ]ombat's question mate?


GD

The paparazzi would have a field day with some of this if I was running:

-I almost killed a friend of mine;
-I started dating my girlfriend when she was 15, me being 17.

ghostdragon Wrote: kingjolly Wrote: All bush does is play golf while a war is going on, instead of being in the white house doing some real work. And how does that relate to ]ombat's question mate? GD

good question.

Kingjolly, seriously, that was uncalled for. Judging from your sig, I don't expect you to be fair and talk about how Kerry missed 80% of all intelligence meetings and missed 2/3 of all Senate Votes (worst record in senate history). But that's not what this thread is about. Please keep any one-sided political statements out of this thread from now on, thanks.

They'd find my Cosplay photos. That wouldn't go over well with the general public. ^_^

my bad

I suppose they'd probably be able to find all the porn sites I've visited.

Perhaps they could point out the time I kicked someone through a window (well, not THROUGH it...long story...).

Nothing I've done that's illegal can be proven, as it's not documented, as I've never been caught.

if I was president they'd dig up my 6,7,8, and 9th grade report cards.

boom boom done. I don't have anything on a criminal record yet though.

Get off it, it's better than supporting a canidate who admitedly new about the worst terrorist attack on American Soil ever, and is currently being sued for involvment. It is support for W that is sick, Nazi'esq.

]0MBAT Wrote: Kingjolly, seriously, that was uncalled for. Judging from your sig, I don't expect you to be fair and talk about how Kerry missed 80% of all intelligence meetings and missed 2/3 of all Senate Votes (worst record in senate history). But that's not what this thread is about. Please keep any one-sided political statements out of this thread from now on, thanks.

I'm gay, and I've got too unpleasant of a mental health record to be considered for federal office.

Heh, whatever happened with that Window incident, that other guy and his family would probably come out against you. Proof or not, this would be horrible for you.

Any other interesting stories, anyone?

xcarnagex Wrote: I suppose they'd probably be able to find all the porn sites I've visited. Perhaps they could point out the time I kicked someone through a window (well, not THROUGH it...long story...). Nothing I've done that's illegal can be proven, as it's not documented, as I've never been caught.

]0MBAT Wrote: What kind of stuff do you think you've done throughout your life, that the other side would bring up to make you look bad? For every guy Presidential candidate, you've got thousands (probably more like millions) of guys that will try and dig up every bad thing you've ever done... so what do you think would be said of you?

Other than my radical hatred for stupidity and fascism, I don't think they could find much against me.

Cheers,
VQ

hmmm "If I were running for President"...Oh NO here comes Ryu AGAIN!(refer to any thread about a bad movie idea to get it)

Good Thread..

If I were to vote for president I'd be as honest as I could with the people. I'd expose all of the bad things I have done in the past to the people and show them that I redeemed myself. I would be a prime example on how a man could redeem himself and actually become a candidate in the election.

I'd deal with issues in this country, not foreign policies. I'd concentrate on the energy crisis that we are going through and try to find another means on gettning energy from fossil fuels. I'd end this damn terrorist threat once and for all and most importantly i'd clean up all the streets in America. I would not make a shit load of speeches telling what I would do.

I would tell the people how I got to this posistion and tell them I started out just a regualar guy and reveal all my plans to make this country greater.

My job history and/or inability to hold one down for long might be a factor..

]0MBAT Wrote: Heh, whatever happened with that Window incident, that other guy and his family would probably come out against you. Proof or not, this would be horrible for you.

Well, let me clarify what happened: I told a friend of mine in school about something that was devastating to me. Someone else overheard and started laughing at me. He was sitting on a ledge with a window behind him. I lost my temper and kicked him in the stomach, and his back broke the window. He didn't go through the window, and we were at ground level anyway, and I didn't kick him hard enough to hurt him. I got suspended for a couple days, but the school never made me pay for the window, and the kid obviously didn't sue me or anything.

When I said I kicked him "through" the window, that was really just an exsggeration everyone used in reference to the incident.