"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass....And I'm all out of gum..."rowdy roddy piper.from "they live".

dude i was gonna say that one, damn, u better be glad ur coo by me

corylee Wrote: "I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass....And I'm all out of gum..."rowdy roddy piper.from "they live".

Ghaleon Wrote: dude i was gonna say that one, damn, u better be glad ur coo by me corylee Wrote: "I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass....And I'm all out of gum..."rowdy roddy piper.from "they live".

I am glad I'm coo by yoo...

"Imagination is more important than knowledge..." - Albert Einstein


"There are people to whom you could give the very stars in the sky, and yet they would not be happy because you left out the moon." - bezou

"Laws alone can not secure freedom of thisthingisdisabled; in order that every man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population." - Albert Einstein

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science." - Albert Einstein

"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible." - Albert Einstein

http://www.quotationspage.com/

"tell someone there are billions of stars in the night sky and they will believe you...but when you tell that someone theres wet paint, they will touch it."

one of my so called associated amigos

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."- Former President William jefferson clinton, THE man

"Some muther fuckers are always trying to ice skate up hill." -Blade

"The mind's the measure of a man." -John Mereck

"By any means necessary." -Malcom X

"Daddy don't like taddle tails." -They Live Since some one was good enough to use the "bubble gum" one already.

"You got a dick. You DO have a dick, don't you? All right, the dick lines up straight. To the right of it and to the left of it are pockets, right? In those pockets are money. Look in either one of 'em, pay the bill." -Training Day

[Ray is wearing an "FBI" t-shirt]

Marshall Sisco: Hey Ray, do you ever wear one that says "undercover"?

Ray Nicolet: [pause] No. -Out Of Sight


GD

"They call them fingers, but i've never seen them fing." - Homer

"This calls for a celebration, were going out to eat an expensive dinner." pulls up to drive through talks into speaker, "yes, we'd like 300 chicken fah-jai-tahs" - Peter, Family Guy

"Oh, the fat man made a funny." - Stewie, Family Guy

"Fate is a cruel mistress" - Raven

"Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend." - Albert Camus

"Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it." - Cullen Hightower

"The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one." - Elbert Hubbard

"The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught." - H. L. Mencken

"Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself." - Lois McMaster Bujold

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs" - Lily Tomlin

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on" - Dean Martin

"Alright Hamilton!" - Jeff Spicole

From The Last Samurai:

Katsumoto: "The Samurai are no longer neccessary..."

Algren: "Neccessary? What could be more neccessary?"
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From Kill Bill vol 1.

O-ren Isii: "Silly caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords..."

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Also Kill Bill vol.1

Hattori Hanzo: "Very goooooooooooood."

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Kill Bill vol.2

Pai Mei: Ha! Only Jap fatheads use samurai swords! (or something like that)

"I could care less, but then I would be six feet under."

I have no idea who said it, but ever since I heard it I tell the 'floor leads' once in a while when they get on my case for doing their job.

From Pottytang:
"Sign your pitty on the runnykine."
"Doin the deli's on the cappitai."

"let the wolves stay in the hills and the women in our beds!!!" troy

"how'd you get that scar? eatin pussy?"
"man how the fuck you get a scar from eatin pussy? I got in a fight man"
"and he did that to you"
"you should see what i did to the other guy"
scarface

"bogity bogity bogity!!" darrel waltrip

Hey i'm Bart Simpson who the hell r u-do i need to say

If u dont like it goto russia-Homer

Thank god i got out before i started going insane cya later sparkling fairys(something to that extent) - Homer

MMMMMM organized crime-Homer

Will- My family doesn't talk about that kinda stuff since a few christmas's ago(somethin like that)

Grace-what u told ur mom u didn't like her fruitcake?

Will-No i told her i was a fruit cake-Will And Grace


"I'm just a regular guy, you know? There's no leotard and cape under my clothes. I shit, I piss, I drink too much and throw up, just like everybody else." - Chester Bennington

"My favorite jellybean is the pink one with the flavor inside." - Chester Bennington

"If it ain't broke, break it, then superglue it together. When you're done, give it to a friend." - Joe Hahn "The best way to save a dime at a fast food run through is to have fans who work at the place that's serving the food so they can hook you up." - Mike Shinoda

"I came, I saw, I conquered"-Alexander the Great(by the way, this was uttered in ONE of my ancestral homelands, Anatolia aka Turkey)

"An eye for an eye leaves the world blind"-Ghandi

"Always seek knowledge, even if you must go to China"-Prophet Muhammad(peace be upon him)

"He is not strong and powerful who throws people down, but he is strong who controls himself from anger"-Prophet Muhammad(pbuh)

"Beware of envy, for envy devours good (deeds) like fire devours firewood."-Prophet Muhammad(pbuh)

"Leave what you have doubt about for that you have no doubt about; for it is truth that brings peace of mind and it is falsehood that brings doubt."-Prophet Muhammad(pbuh)

What you see is the truth. What you remember, that is the illusion.-Sepiroth, FF VII

Noone quite knows who or what they are. The memories you have, and the role you were assigned were burdens you had to carry. It does'nt matter if they were real or not, that's never the point.
-Solid Snake(Hideo Kojima), Metal Gear Solid 2.

You want eternal rest? I got it right here.*Takes safety off M4 assault carbine*-Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid 2.

I will show you,the greatest nightmare!-Nightmare, Soul Calibur 2.

Jack, my clone brothers and i are called monsters, replicates of evil genes. You, are one of a kind, but still a monster, shaped by a dark and secret history. We need to decide wich monstruosity will have the privilege of survival...
-Solidus Snake, Metal Gear solid 2

Fighting was the only thing i was good at, but at least, i always thought for what i believed in.
Grey Fox/Cyborg ninja, Metal Gear Solid.

The most recent one that I can think of which is great btw ,is Ed Boon's quote from his E3 2004 MK: Deception presentation. He said " Mortal Kombat Deception is rated E for everyone". I thought that was pretty funny.

"The god of men is dead" - Friederich Nieztsche

"100 percent of the shots you dont take dont go in" - Wayne Gretzky

"Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person." - Jeremy Roenick

"why are there so many songs about rainbows, and whats on the other side, rainbows are visions but only illusions and rainbows have nothing to hide...someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and me...whats so amazing that keeps us star gazing, and what do we think we might see, someday well find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and me..."

- Kermit the FROG ladies and gentlemen. damn he's pimp with the ladies

"Yes, the Golden Girls. I love the one where they all eat contaminated Geritol and die." -Zorak

"Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself for money. It always...ends...BADLY!!!" --The Argentinian, Moulin Rouge

"CORDELIA: Darla?!
FRED: Who's Darla?
GUNN: Angel's old flame.
FRED: The one who died?
GUNN: No. Well...no...she's the other one of Angel's blonde ex-girlfriends who died and got ressurected.
FRED: Do...do you guys have a chart or something?" --Angel, Offspring

"DAWN: Oh my God, you'll never guess what happened today!
BUFFY: Everyone started singing and dancing?
DAWN: I....I gave birth to a baby pterodactyl.
ANYA: Oh my god...did it sing?" --Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Once More, With Feeling!