Memorable Quotes

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Pele + Ronaldo: "Scoring a goal is better than sex!"
Jason Kidd after being drafted by Phoenix (I think??) "We're going to turn things around, 360 degrees."
Homer: "Turkey, the only animal smarter than man."
(on the monorail)
Leonard Nimoy: "A solar eclipse, the cosmic ballet goes on."
Man sitting next to him: "Does anybody wanna switch seats?"
Yesterday, BBC website:
'Ledley King and Jamie Carragher got the nod as centre-back cover, while in midfield Joe Cole beat off Chelsea club-mate Scott Parker...'
Jason Kidd after being drafted by Phoenix (I think??) "We're going to turn things around, 360 degrees."
Homer: "Turkey, the only animal smarter than man."
(on the monorail)
Leonard Nimoy: "A solar eclipse, the cosmic ballet goes on."
Man sitting next to him: "Does anybody wanna switch seats?"
Yesterday, BBC website:
'Ledley King and Jamie Carragher got the nod as centre-back cover, while in midfield Joe Cole beat off Chelsea club-mate Scott Parker...'

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I have to write some quotes from Ron Atkinson, who used to be a soccer player, then became a coach, and now does TV work. Enjoy:
'I would not say that he (David Ginola) is one of the best left wingers in the Premiership, but there are none better.'
'I would also think that the replay showed it to be worse than it actually was.'
'If Glenn Hoddle said one word to his team at half time, it was concentration and focus.'
'They must go for it now as they have nothing to lose but the match.'
'Woodcock would have scored, but his shot was too perfect.'
'Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.'
'You half fancied that to go in as it was rising and dipping at the same time.'
'Now Manchester United are 2-1 down on aggregate, they are in a better position than when they started the game at 1-1.'
'Huddersfield will want to win this one.'
'There's a little triangle - five left-footed players.'
'For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field.'
'When Scholes gets it [tackling] wrong, they come in so late that they arrive yesterday'
'Ryan Giggs is running long up the backside'
'Liverpool will think we could have won this 2-2.
'I'm sure Bobby won't want them to be losing the match before winning it'
'Think of a number between 10 and 11'
'He had acres of time there'
'You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past they'll take the ball.'
-And another former player, who is now a coach, Kevin Keegan:
'They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Heighway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different'
'You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw...
'He can't speak Turkey, but you can tell he's delighted.'
'There'll be no siestas in Madrid tonight.'
'...using his strength. And that is his strength, his strength.'
'One of his strengths is not heading' (of course, one of Keggy's strengths is not talking)
'I'm not disappointed - just disappointed.'
'The tide is very much in our court now.
'Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose.'
'The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game'
'That decision, for me, was almost certainly definitely wrong.'
'In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.'
'The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful.'
'It could be far worse for me if it was easy for me.'
'Argentina won't be at Euro 2000 because they're from South America.'
'They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.'
'You're not just getting international football, you're getting world football'
'Luis Figo is totally different to David Beckham, and vice versa'
'I want more from David Beckham. I want him to improve on perfection.'
'The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23'
'Shaun Wright-Phillips has got a big heart. It's as big as him, which isn't very big, but it's bigger'
'You need 88 points for the title and weve got 61 at present with 16 games to go, but if you set targets you limit yourself'
'I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again'
'We managed to wrong a few rights.'
- I guess they headed the ball too many times...
'I would not say that he (David Ginola) is one of the best left wingers in the Premiership, but there are none better.'
'I would also think that the replay showed it to be worse than it actually was.'
'If Glenn Hoddle said one word to his team at half time, it was concentration and focus.'
'They must go for it now as they have nothing to lose but the match.'
'Woodcock would have scored, but his shot was too perfect.'
'Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.'
'You half fancied that to go in as it was rising and dipping at the same time.'
'Now Manchester United are 2-1 down on aggregate, they are in a better position than when they started the game at 1-1.'
'Huddersfield will want to win this one.'
'There's a little triangle - five left-footed players.'
'For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field.'
'When Scholes gets it [tackling] wrong, they come in so late that they arrive yesterday'
'Ryan Giggs is running long up the backside'
'Liverpool will think we could have won this 2-2.
'I'm sure Bobby won't want them to be losing the match before winning it'
'Think of a number between 10 and 11'
'He had acres of time there'
'You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past they'll take the ball.'
-And another former player, who is now a coach, Kevin Keegan:
'They compare Steve McManaman to Steve Heighway and he's nothing like him, but I can see why - it's because he's a bit different'
'You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw...
'He can't speak Turkey, but you can tell he's delighted.'
'There'll be no siestas in Madrid tonight.'
'...using his strength. And that is his strength, his strength.'
'One of his strengths is not heading' (of course, one of Keggy's strengths is not talking)
'I'm not disappointed - just disappointed.'
'The tide is very much in our court now.
'Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose.'
'The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game'
'That decision, for me, was almost certainly definitely wrong.'
'In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg.'
'The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful.'
'It could be far worse for me if it was easy for me.'
'Argentina won't be at Euro 2000 because they're from South America.'
'They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.'
'You're not just getting international football, you're getting world football'
'Luis Figo is totally different to David Beckham, and vice versa'
'I want more from David Beckham. I want him to improve on perfection.'
'The Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23'
'Shaun Wright-Phillips has got a big heart. It's as big as him, which isn't very big, but it's bigger'
'You need 88 points for the title and weve got 61 at present with 16 games to go, but if you set targets you limit yourself'
'I'll never play at Wembley again, unless I play at Wembley again'
'We managed to wrong a few rights.'
- I guess they headed the ball too many times...


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Oh, by the way, my local sex shop in santa cruz had a sign that read, "May is National Masturbation Month."
**After shooting a girl, who crashes into a table, paralyzed**
"Please, don't worry. It's a psychological complaint, common amongst ex-librarians. You see, she thinks she's a coffee table edition. Mind you, I can't say much for the volume's condition. I mean, there's a hole in the jacket and the spine appears to be damaged. Frankly, she won't be walking off the shelves in that state of disrepair. In fact, the idea of her walking anywhere seems increasingly remote. But then, that's always been a problem with softbacks."
"Look at him now. Poor fellow. That's what a dose of reality does for you. Never touch the stuff myself. Find it gets in the way of the hallucinations."
-both from The Joker (The Killing Joke TPB)
"There's an old Cat saying: Better to live one hour as a tiger, than your lifetime as a worm."
"There's an old Rimmer saying: Whoever heard of a worm-skin rug?"
The Cat and Rimmer, Red Dwarf
"Please, don't worry. It's a psychological complaint, common amongst ex-librarians. You see, she thinks she's a coffee table edition. Mind you, I can't say much for the volume's condition. I mean, there's a hole in the jacket and the spine appears to be damaged. Frankly, she won't be walking off the shelves in that state of disrepair. In fact, the idea of her walking anywhere seems increasingly remote. But then, that's always been a problem with softbacks."
"Look at him now. Poor fellow. That's what a dose of reality does for you. Never touch the stuff myself. Find it gets in the way of the hallucinations."
-both from The Joker (The Killing Joke TPB)
"There's an old Cat saying: Better to live one hour as a tiger, than your lifetime as a worm."
"There's an old Rimmer saying: Whoever heard of a worm-skin rug?"
The Cat and Rimmer, Red Dwarf
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My favorite quotes...




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You got it a little backwards...
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubbl gum...and I'm all out of gum."
"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubbl gum...and I'm all out of gum."
corylee Wrote: "I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass....And I'm all out of gum..."rowdy roddy piper.from "they live". |

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"The Fault Lies Not In The Stars, But With In Ourselves."--William Shakespeare
"When You Absolutely Got To Kill Every Mother Fucker In The Room; Accept No Substiutes." -- Jacky Brown (Quentine Tarrintino)
"We are in now, Now" "Well What Happened To Now?" "You Just Missed It." "When?" "Just Now." -- Space Balls (something like that)
"When You Absolutely Got To Kill Every Mother Fucker In The Room; Accept No Substiutes." -- Jacky Brown (Quentine Tarrintino)
"We are in now, Now" "Well What Happened To Now?" "You Just Missed It." "When?" "Just Now." -- Space Balls (something like that)
"Glory is fleeting, Obscurity is Forever." - Napoleon
"God is on the side who has the most Artillery" - Napoleon
"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it."
-Voltaire
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
-Voltaire
"If we admit that human life can be ruled by reason, the possibility of life is destroyed."
-Leo Tolstoy
"I Dont know how World War III Will be fought but Im sure World War IV Will be fought with sticks and stones."
- Albert Einstien
"Bones Break, Chicks did scars, Pain is Temporary, Glory is Forever."
- Unknown
"God is on the side who has the most Artillery" - Napoleon
"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it."
-Voltaire
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
-Voltaire
"If we admit that human life can be ruled by reason, the possibility of life is destroyed."
-Leo Tolstoy
"I Dont know how World War III Will be fought but Im sure World War IV Will be fought with sticks and stones."
- Albert Einstien
"Bones Break, Chicks did scars, Pain is Temporary, Glory is Forever."
- Unknown


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More Family Guy
[The Griffins have inherited a mansion. Stewie is being waited on]
Stewie Griffin: You. Cut my eggs.
[waiter cuts his eggs]
Waiter: Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie Griffin: Now cut my milk.
Waiter: Uh,I can't sir, it's liquid.
Stewie Griffin: [slaps him] IDIOT. Freeze it, then CUT it. And if you ever question me again, I shall put you on diaper detail. And believe me, I will not make it easy on you.
Chris Griffin: Yo, did y'all check me when that hottie was all up in my Kool-Aid? Yeah, I was looking to break off a little somethin' somethin' but my crew gave me the 411 on that skank and she's all about the bling-bling.
[The Griffins have inherited a mansion. Stewie is being waited on]
Stewie Griffin: You. Cut my eggs.
[waiter cuts his eggs]
Waiter: Your eggs are cut sir.
Stewie Griffin: Now cut my milk.
Waiter: Uh,I can't sir, it's liquid.
Stewie Griffin: [slaps him] IDIOT. Freeze it, then CUT it. And if you ever question me again, I shall put you on diaper detail. And believe me, I will not make it easy on you.
Chris Griffin: Yo, did y'all check me when that hottie was all up in my Kool-Aid? Yeah, I was looking to break off a little somethin' somethin' but my crew gave me the 411 on that skank and she's all about the bling-bling.

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"There was a time in my life when being with the Tony Soprano crew was all I ever dreamed of."
-Michael Imperioli, THE SOPRANOS
Paulie: "How about you? You remember your first blowjob?"
Silvio: "Yeah."
Paulie: "How long did it take for the guy to cum?
-Tony Sirico, Steve Van Zandt. THE SOPRANOS
"This ain't Negotiation time, This is SCARFACE, FINAL SCENE, FUCKING BAZOOKAS UNDER EACH ARM! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
-Michael Imperioli, THE SOPRANOS
"My friend Brendan, You shot him in his bathtub naked, no chance to run!"
-Michael Imperioli, THE SOPRANOS
-Michael Imperioli, THE SOPRANOS
Paulie: "How about you? You remember your first blowjob?"
Silvio: "Yeah."
Paulie: "How long did it take for the guy to cum?
-Tony Sirico, Steve Van Zandt. THE SOPRANOS
"This ain't Negotiation time, This is SCARFACE, FINAL SCENE, FUCKING BAZOOKAS UNDER EACH ARM! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
-Michael Imperioli, THE SOPRANOS
"My friend Brendan, You shot him in his bathtub naked, no chance to run!"
-Michael Imperioli, THE SOPRANOS

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Movies:
"There can be only one!"-Highlander
Videogames:
"Don't blame us. Blame yourself, or God."-Delita, FFT
History:
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."-J. Robert Oppenheimer, quoting the Bhagavad-Gita
"There can be only one!"-Highlander
Videogames:
"Don't blame us. Blame yourself, or God."-Delita, FFT
History:
"Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds."-J. Robert Oppenheimer, quoting the Bhagavad-Gita
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