Might just be my preferences (well, of course they're my preferences), but to me it went a bit different. I thought Vab did good in round one, about on par with Blade. I couldn't make up my mind if it was just that one round. Round two, Vab cut things short and got to the point, and had some good rhymes, but lacked the "rhythm" or subtle nuances that Blade replied with, so, while it was close, my vote goes to Blade, but Vab did quite well, too. Fatality.

Blade.

now why can't more people vote like that...?

Blade_Sung.

this rap is ridiculous.

I need to sign up to show you guys what rap is.
The raps lacked flow and I wasnt feeling the competitors disses or punches.

But if anything I'll.....whatever...........Blade.

Sign me in man Ill show you guys

If you really want to prove it, then rap away, but do it in Kitana4ever's thread. Or, just hang on till MKO Rap Battle 3 (or is this 1 1/2? I don't know. The first one was never finished. Whatever.) Fatality.

why is ther always some cat who thinks he can join by dissin everyone else...
Sitting there contemplating sympathizing with himself
do not keep trying for your efforts are at a loss
do not PM me and do not spam my thread tryin to justify your cause
you're not cracking smiles, this is not a freestyle, you prolly think you can rap cuz you got the DVD of 8Mile
so I'l break this down to you like I would to a child
including every one else,
STEP OFF Till next time and quit fuckin around

I'll end it here... sorry Vab But Blade racked up more votes total...

NeoScorpion Vs. Kitana4Ever is next...

Blade and Jaybe stand as the finalists...

......
who did I dis?

I was telling the truth, and it holds true to that "sonet" you wrote. I want to be in this competition, that's all.

Neo baby, who goes first?

I shall sweet pea but I'll post later...

i gotta go eat...

In the beginnin
just the thought of you got me all grinnin
the thought of us got me thinkin of sinnin
cuz I planned to make your sences get all tense between the linen
but now I realize that that was all just juice n ginnin
the offers on the table if u happen to be willin
you're thinking to yourself 'Neo Babyboy I'm still lettin you in'
now you've submitted to my smile and you can't seem to get a word in
your blood starts flowing and your speech start slurring
while I whisper in your ear some shit you find reassuring
I'll take off my shirt now you can't help but feel me alluring
so you try and catch your breath as you watch all this occurring
as I snap my finger and ask you 'Baby, What are you doing?'
'I'm sorry I musta spaced, I'm such a blonde ain't it boring?'
So I tell it's OK as you begin to giggle
but just keep being cute, you're doing nothin Illegal
in throughout the night your knees begin to get more and more feeble
so you compose yourself because you starting to shrivel
I don't want you uncomfortable so babygirl lemme level
I'm a lyricist so I'll go ahead and post my verse
but I'm a gentleman first so trust I refuse to curse
this is something apart from what is mine or yours
and I'm above all your pretty words and belittling lures
so why not tell MK5 as we call it the thruth
quote end quote 'baby, George Clooney has nothin on you'

who loves you?

Nice baby! I like. This rap verse is a lil more risque than my normal lyrics, but I figured, eh, why not. Lol

Neo and I are the perfect type,
Young, talented, in full ripe,
Always ready to throw it down,
Always ready to start a fight,
Looking good, always dressed to impress,
Walking in fashionably late,
Making an entrance like a Prince and Princess,
The bouncers don’t check us,
Like Terror Squad we walk around the metal detectors,
But its not all about the club,
It’s all about the bling that blinds the rest,
I’m always stylin it in the vera wang,
Got Gucci’s black lace bra makin you wanna feel my breasts,
You know how I do my thang,
Turnin up ‘dip it low’,
As I’m cruisin down the road,
Perfect image of a barbie dressed in bvlgari,
Nobody can catch my pink ferrari,
Puttin it in 5th and peelin out,
Leavin the losers in my dust to pout,
And you know I got Neo next to me,
Double clickin the mouse,
Goin at high speed, with his internet connection,
Shiftin into 6th gear the wind in my hair,
Blowin all the red lights, I don’t really care,
Gotta get to where we need to be,
Gotta make others jealous, we need to be seen,
Always makin a cameo at all the hot spots,
Neo lookin GQ, me lookin hott,
Goin at it in the corner of the club,
Really heatin it up,
The strobe lights makin it all in slow mo,
But before you call me ho,
There’s one thing you should know,
I own mister Neo,
He gives me what I want when I want it,
No matter what I need kissed, bitten, or licked,
All I do is tell him to jump,
And he says ‘how high’,
And while his charm can make normal girls melt,
I’ve been a playa all my life,
I’m far from ordinary as you can see,
A normal bitch doesn’t run with rappers and hoodies,
I got more game than Michael,
More endurance that Lance,
More style than Paris,
More moves than Britney,
I’ve got things you’ve never even seen,
Just look at me, lean and mean,
And I can lay it down on Neo so good,
His eyes’ll roll back into his head as I’m ridin his wood,
Screamin my name over and over again,
Always gratifide in the end,
Got’em strung out for another hit,
Doin anything to see my tits,
Beggin to fuck me wit his big dick,
He gets it so deep its got me feelin sick,
Got my stomach turnin over, my pussy doin flips,
And I love it when he teases me with the tip, ah
But I can pop, pop, pop it on a brotha,
Making him beg and plead for his mamma,
But nothin can rescue you you this time,
Hold on because its almost time,
I’m cummin close so keep on pumpin,
I’ll swivel my hips and get my thighs rockin,
C’mon and just show me what you got Neo,
Gimme the 411, let a bitch know,
That you’re the man that can start a flood,
Make a bitch wash away just from thinkin of you,
I put the challenge to you, thats wassup,
In your next rap, show me all you can do.

Wow I guess I didn't realize how long that was. Lol

Wow. Never seen that side of you before. So far, Neo, as much as I like you and your stuff, she's gotten my attention. You might wanna step it up a notch for round 2, 'cause she IS pulling punches, and it hurts already. But, both, so far, so good. Fatality.

WTF was that sex ridden stereotypical female 'rap' I just read?

Something different, to be sure. I liked it, 'cause it shocked me, even if it didn't have the technical finesse of a Tupac or 50 cent rap. I don't know. Both of them are good, but as a battle, they're being too nice (IMO). Although, given the same situation, I'm not sure if I could have done differently. Fatality.

That was the point. To just throw something you wouldn't expect from me out there like that. Just to change things up a little. And it is hard for me to rap against Neo. He's a good friend of mine.

So we both have hidden sides to each other, eh? Regardless, I liked it anyway. Different isn't always bad, and it still had bite, which I like. Forget Mariah Carey; you're the next Missy Elliot or Khia. Fatality.

kitana wow i think u broke neo

oh Baby, gimme some of them *smooches* that you always handin out
matter o' fact gimme em all, my you got a pretty mouth
Hey the instrument of love is beginning to get stout
I realize that you recognize that it's easier for you to patronize
guess all I gotta do is stare you in the eyes
how'd a honey bee like you appear from all these dirty flies...?
a paradox in saying that this nigga never lies
a pair of poems written in your thread to hear the sighs
a girl that never had me already pretelling my size
I shooulda been more humble, but too often do I rise
I gotta tell you girl that I am now beyond this simple crush
but I'll still do things to you that could make Dr. Ruth blush
sit down, lay on your back, grab the seat and feel the rush
your soul being shaken thrust though thrust to brush to brush
as I put my finger on my lips I signal you to shush
there's a dude in the other room asking me for second slops
theres a couple in the other threatening to call the cops
girl quit makin noise I ain't tellin you again,
eventhough you're being taken by quite the strapping man
I guess I can allow that you make a little noise
an outlet for your ecstacy, you really have no other choice
Goddamn 5 minutes in and I'm already feeling your shudders?
and yeah baby I lied when I said there was no rubbers
but you didn't try to deny me you always seemed eager
'Everybody look Neo's getting some beaver!'
it's about that time for the end is near
I'll sit and watch you go to sleep telling sweet nothings in your ear
so you're smiling at me lying 'honey you weren't bad'
I'll still lie to you and say you're the best I ever had...

*MWAH*

this was enjoyable even if I don't pass I'm still glad I got to battle someone great...

Well, if nothing else, this is a nice breather from the "F*ck you and your mother" raps that have been flyin' back and forth. I guess we can throw out the whole "Battle" part of this. I still thought it was good, Neo. Fatality.

yeah... thnx I was honored but never humbled I got blade in my sights..

Damn babe that was good.

Don't matter what you do,
It don't matter what you say,
A princess to the core,
It's gonna go my way,
Lookin too good to stop now,
Defeat me? I don't see how,
I got the moves that it takes to rock your world,
And I got that innocent look of a little school girl,
I got the *Smooches* to make a man melt,
I got skin smooth as silk when felt,
And its true you got the chest and the lips and the arms, and the eyes,
That can get a girl like me to be hypnotized,
But don't come around thinkin you pulled one over,
Because I'm gonna snatch that ass and make you bend over,
Because I'm in charge and I'll get my way,
Someday I'd become a Queen and today is that day,
I'm a ruler of the world,
A crown of chanel pearls,
You can be jester and entertain me when I call,
But a few knock knock jokes ain't gonne be all,
You're gonna have to slide up in this and make me real proud,
Make scream your name out loud,
Show this MK Queen that you gotta what it takes,
To stand at her side, put out all the stakes,
And now I can't come out and diss you,
I'll just come out and say that I love you too,
And even though I've found my King,
The one who makes my heart sing,
I'll gladly be the one you call,
To catch your fall,
You're a good man,
And you understand,
How to treat a woman right,
Holding her all through the night,
Telling her shes beautiful no matter what may come,
Hell or high waters, till the day your lives are done,
And so I gracefully bow, and accept defeat,
To a man that someday, I'd love to meet,
Sexy and charming, full of life and love,
Truly an angel sent from Heaven above,
Good luck Neo as you move onto face the rest,
Thank you for helping this Queen evolve from a Princess,
So as you move on and destroy the others one by one,
Here's another *Smooches*,
And now my rhyme is done.

that may have just been the gayest thing ive ever read, if i hadnt known you were a girl that is.

Well, it was ok, for both. Lines could have been longer, and flow a little smoother. There were out of place lines that messed the whole thing up a couple times but whatever.

vote............bleh..........K4E I guess

I'll vote for K4E. She really was the only one who made an attacks at all, so the battle element WAS there... just not a lot. And I liked her rhymes, too. But Neo was pretty good as well (and makes me wonder why I never see his stuff as much in the Poem/Song Lyric thread.) Fatality.