Jaybe, have some fucking respect. He wasn't wussing out, he was telling me not to flip out. A battles just a battle, and however low it is, in the end, you can still be friends.

Anyways, I'll spit now.

Don’t think you’re going to get off scot-free
After you spit that shit, next you’ll be screaming “He shot me!
He’s fucking crazy, someone arrest this man!”
But it won’t phase me, the only thing I do is jest in rants,
And crush dreams of cowards like yourself, hiding behind your computer
You wanna be a rapper? You’re more likely to be a trouble-shooter
Cause I can see you when you’re forty, sittin at your desk
Still fantasizing about being the best, and maiming the rest,
But they’re just dreams, and dreams they always will be,
As long as emcees as ill as me come along an just start killing
Verses, Cause I’m a typical miracle when the subject is lyrical,
And the target is fearin’ ya, when I drop I’m just killin’ em,
Why even try, you don’t stand a sliver of real chance!
You winnin’ this battle is as likely as Christopher Reeves getting up to dance!
Listen Akonkid, You don’t want to be here when I drop my shit,
Cause Like an Atom bomb my rhymes explode and astonish kids
Like yourself, who never had any real rhymes to spit,
And just boast up themselves when they try to win,
But inside, their sins are like hydrogen,
Light and innocent, How can you spit about dying, Kid?
But I’m thankful, cause I didn’t actually have to HEAR you flow,
But why do you all me vain for wantin to know your rhyme wasn’t written years ago?
You speak of killin me, but the nearest you come to cutting my neck
Is typing it out on your computer and hitting ‘CTRL-X’
This battle was over long ago, why was there a second round?
Only more chance for me to really reck this clown.
But it’s all over now, and I think it’s pretty obvious,
That my metaphors and punches killed this Kid’s sloppy spits.

Great battle Akon, lest get some votes in.

That was hottt.I never would have thought there would be talented rappers on a MK website.That was beautiful.Both of yall did great.

It's close but,I have to vote for Lucid.You both did really good.I was surprised.But I vote for Lucid.

Lucid_Ninja Wrote: Jaybe, have some fucking respect. He wasn't wussing out, he was telling me not to flip out. A battles just a battle, and however low it is, in the end, you can still be friends.

?? wow, you must have a huge chip on your shoulder or something... you took that way sideways... I wasn't saying he was wussing out, just saying that it sounded like that and could make him lose votes... in actuality the point I was trying to get across was the same as yours: it's simply a battle, and you don't need to release a damn disclaimer before... in my opinion, that cheapens the battle, because it breaks the illusion of drama and animosity between battlers... anywaze, I'd love to vote for you just to disprove your prediction about losing due to a popularity contest, but imo akon won with his second verse

EDIT: and wtf is this respect bull? why do I need to respect this dude who i don't even know? has he given me a reason to respect him? surely I don't dislike him or hold a grudge against him (i don't know him) but by that same token, I don't fuckin respect him

You don't know him; do you have any reason to disrespect him?

I'm sorry if I took that comment the wrong way, I thought you were implying that he was being a pussy by saying it... My bad.

1-1, uppin for votes.

Where the hell did this battle come from? I'm blown away by the newbies. Anyway, both of you guys were great, but I'm gonna have to go with Akon for this one.

Wow. Guys, I'm impressed. Not only was that some really good stuff, I'm impressed by the mutual respect that you two have for each other. That's the way this battle should have been. Both of you had great stuff, replies, metaphors, and style. Both of your stuff flows very well. It's close... too close. I'm gonna have to read your stuff over again a couple of times and make my decision later. But, wow; kudos to both of you. No shame in losing, no glory in winning. Both of you are lyrically and stylishly equal. I'll vote in the morning. Fatality.

Hello, everyone I would like to participate in your little urban slang hip hop competition.

Thamuz Wrote: Hello, everyone I would like to participate in your little urban slang hip hop competition.

HOLY FUCK!

Are you a fucking retard!? We're not accepting anyone else! Get it throught that tiny little mind! Even so, you should have known that if you had acctually read the posts.

Take some time out of your schedule (even if that means taking out some whore time) to read the whole fucking thread before you start posting shit like that!

I don't see whats so fucking hard about reading a tiny thread, to even see what your even entering!

I swear to god, one more fucking post like that, and I'm going to lose it! I'ma flip out, and go down to the fuckers house, with a fucking shotgun to his' or her's head, and fucking make sure they read the god damn thread.

Woah, woah, woah, woah! Calm down, torchia. I could easily see how he thought he could participate ('cause weren't akonkid and Lucid_Ninja last-second stand-ins?) Don't go about flaming the poor guy. Anyway, back to the topic:
I've read both over and over; still good stuff, but my vote goes to Akonkid, but Lucid_Ninja, you did a much better job of painting a visual picture. Given a bit more time, I'm sure you could easily improve everything else. You have talent. Good luck. Fatality.

no new contestants unless someone needs a replacement... wait until the 2K5 tourney...

So far the tally is 2-1, Akon

this went along nicely... they both gave proper statement and when one seemed to be in more control the other one was not gonna let it get to him... should the voting prove difficult I could ask the participant for another round...

Torchia: a simple 'no more participant' would have sufficed, and a warning to EVRYONE ELSE,

A N Y outbursts like that and I will disscualify you, regardless of how far you're in...

Damn! It's hard to tell who won. They both layed down tight flows! Errrrrrrrr... i say Akonkid won.


AFLAC!!!

GD

Both of you did well, but my vote is going for Akon.

We could really use some vote explaining.

So far, all I see from everyone except Garlador is 'I vote for (blahblah).'

why do you vote for them, though? With those types of votes, we don't even know that you read both raps... or either of them.

Gar has said numerous times that he had read them both through a number of times, then gave us each plusses and what we each did wrong, instead of just voitng. I'd like to see more of that happen around here.

Nothing like I did for Vab, of course, but a little explaining never hurt. :p

4-1 Akon, Uppin for votes

Im voting for lucid on the strength of his first rap. It made me laugh so I give him the vote.

"Your good rhymes are like aliens- they’re yet to be seen! The nearest you come to beating me is hitting your computer screen."

"You couldn’t fit two bars together if you was packin’ twix. And your punches are as off target as a blind man playing pool, You winning this battle is less likely than a pedophile staying in school! But It doesn't matter how bad I punch and jab, I can't have any hope, 'Cause a while back I voted for Vab, and that's where I lost all my votes."

"Why even try, you don’t stand a sliver of real chance! You winnin’ this battle is as likely as Christopher Reeves getting up to dance!"

Those were some funny lines.

Thank you, George Jung, for explaining your vote.

2-4, uppin for votes... again.

let me explain mine then.I feel as though your punch lines were very well put together.When your rapped you pointed out his flaws.One of the mistakes he made was faling to mention you. Your rymes hit him ,instead of just rapping constantly.It was good rapping.4 A ALBUM.You rapp like a free styler not a writer.

I'm gonna vote for Lucid just cause I like his style a lil better.

If Akon moves on, I won't be upset however, he was good too

I think I had better explain my vote.
I think Lucid_Ninja was the better rapper,
But I think Akonkid was the better battler.
And, since this is a rap battle, I go with the later. Lucid, though, has huge talent, and where this just free-style rap without the battle content, he would have gotten my vote.

I think Akon had better raps and Lucid better metaphors. Hmm. It's close. I really like Lucid's, but I really like Akon's, too. Just a moment (*flips coin*)... AKON it is. The penny explains all, lol.

score: 3-6, Akonkid

Count Nizzy in, I rap as a career.

Let's do it

Sorry, bud, but the sign-up date has past. You'll have to wait for MK Rap Battle 3. Fatality.

Well then, a tipped hat goes to Akonkid for the great battle, and good luck in the tournament.

Thanks. I need my dignity back after I just got my ass whipped by that new JunkBoyToy chick. She destroyed whatever pride I had. Oh well. I guess I need to battle to vent a bit. And thanks, Lucid. It was a blast.