Look at frodo/eager to prove hes got no flow/ to go with his no growth/ except the hair on his feet/ at least hes letting us share his defeat/ with a hearty laugh/ hope he didn’t think hed make our party crash/ or that we’d regret starting rap/cause the second he gets the mic he should drop it/ his rap skills are microscopic/ he can’t even accurately change topics/ lemme sum it up/ he fuckin sucks/ hope he doesn’t reply an tell me to “suck a duck/ or to “hug a truck”/ his rhymes are so bad I bust a nut/just from laughin too hard/ like someone pumped that gas into my heart/ its got me rollin non stop/and he thinks he’s scrollin to the top/ just because he came from the south/ letting out shit that’s lame from his mouth/ with his mutha fuckin golden teeth/ wasn’t he ever told at least/ that he couldn’t rhyme worth a shit/and should waste our time with his spits?

Alex~Vab

bitch im from the south and i aint got no gold in my mouth im still sporting enamel
i kinda player i get humpped like a cammel

but to get back on the topic aint this suppose to be about mortal kombat?
and how i play it on my screens in the back of my cadillac?

see thats how we do it in T-e-x x-box and ps2 in my e-x-t
i aint slacken on my hussle still about my currency

know what im talkin bout ridden 22 in shoes
bitches wanna hear me sing my interludes

whats with all this bullshit cousin
my trunk is rated r cus of the speakers cussin

lol, aight lemme try sumn...

Man, I got no flow/ But still bust a rap better than crap flow from Frodo

Ay yo, you useta rap on a Fresh Prince forum/ But they kicked your ass out cuz all you did was bore 'em

Frodo, youz a joke, stop actin a fool/ Go suck a dick, but first you gonna need a steppin stool

And about the Will Smith joke, I take that back/ Cuz your ass more like Lil Jon on crack/ Admit your shit's whack, and stop talkin smack/ You'll get smacked if you even attempt to rap back

My skills you lack, and my rhymes you'll prolly bite/ Just to steal the limelight/ You know my lines tight

You don't write, rhyme or rap/ Don't pimp, slang or mack/ Get your shit and go home, I'm on the attack/ Than once you got some new shit, just try and come back/ Before you do tho, go visit a 'How to Rhyme' FAQ

hey you guys had enough time to sign up...
if you wanna come in here and start typing random shit, K4E has a great thread for poetry and lyrics and such...

where the fuck was eldersin the entire time???
No-shows make me sick...

- R O S T E R -

Garlador
Blade-Tsung you up homeboy...
MK-Freak
Torchia
Kitana4Ever
error-Macro
Jamheads
LuoisTypo
JustIncredible 1st!
ItsVab
Elder_god
and NeoScorpion

Bajar < SubZedox (RIP to your homeboy by the way)
ShaolinChuan < UREIKO
Eldersin < Saxtard

NeoScorpion Wrote: where the fuck was eldersin the entire time??? No-shows make me sick... - R O S T E R - Garlador Blade-Tsung you up homeboy... MK-Freak Torchia Kitana4Ever error-Macro Jamheads LuoisTypo JustIncredible 1st! ItsVab Elder_god and NeoScorpion Bajar ShaolinChuan Eldersin

Son of a BITCH!!!
I was PM'd about it being my turn the other day and I came here all F*CKING day checking to see if Saxtard finally did his little rap. And what did I see? NOTHING! I would've gone first BUT it said that HE was up first! That's some ho ass sh*t right there. If I'm not mistaken.... I came here and checked for updates for... 2 DAYZ and there was nothing. This kind of bums me out. I wasn't expecting to do well seeing as how I don't like rap/hippity-hip-hop, but I was willing to try and cure my case of boredom. Oh well.... this is just a case of bull$hit that got smeared on my nipple.... errrr something. Oh well. Good luck to everyone else participating.

yo i said it once and ill say it once again
in my area code yall aint holden my glock twins
on a scale of 1-5 im a 10
a plus me with out yellas is like rimpy with out stin
aint none of yall better
then this boy from the north
reck so hard mics got restraning orders on my mouth
aint nona of yall betta
then this young fly dude
only order hot drinks cuz i be spitten ice cubes
whats the deal
now my cd hit the shealf pockets increase to wealth
im in mk so boys wanna take my health
with u on top boys decieve on your stacks
plus u pull up in a lack and you jersey thoed back
man they hate that what can i say im thoed partner
candy paint drippen of the slab be attrackting plenty boppers
this boy on top aint no question
i be recken
itll blow dog itll only take a second
see ive been on the map no need for introduction
trunk open and it sound like a live percussion
i aint hard to miss in i pull up on glass
spokes sticken out like retards in an honors class
swung through houston and knocked down some cattle
ho's heard im off the chain now they ridden my sattle
yeah i know my trunk rattle
dont mind the commosion
so hot onfroze sub zero and turned him to an ocean
not bosting
but hos lick my d#$% like stamps
got ho's the same color as sponge bob square pants
leave noobs in a trance, cuz my flow so nigga
my mouth peace the reason hos spread legs like jordan symbols
dont know bout u but ji in the majors
shaving cream on the block cuz rims cut like razors
trunk paid for 2000 dollars cash
now my trunk hop like kangaroos in a tae bo class
JI

NEO - I'm at work right now, I'll be posting mine later on tonight, PLZ don't skip me over or anything..

Good show justin, see ya tonight for my turn

Flows so advanced Jay-Z's son sent a Teminator back in time to get me,
He's outside the door right now wit a lazer gun, wanna bet me?,
i'm loadin two shotgun shells now yellin, 'U wanna test me?',
nigga got a red eye and liquid metal where his tissue be,
lucky i got two red eyes from my 'magic sticky tree',
outside the apocolypse starts to begin,
i take one last puff and a sip off the Hen,
here these nigga's go, wily'in off again,
all cause of some shit i jotted with a pen,
or typed on an IBM notebook,
when I died they buried it and the whole ground shook,
the demon of rap i'll walk when i'm dead,
i'll have the livest concerts in Hell, even without a head,
the oceans will boil and the mountains will crack,
the 4 horseman on fire fly from the clouds screaming THE RULER IS BACK,
buildings on fire and cities destroyed,
none will be left when my rap demons are deployed,
ya'll nigga's really better hope I live foreva,
so you won't die cause blade tsung - blade stung ya

*clap, clap, clap*

props to my man Tsung that was some fine example of metaphors, justin better hurry with his reply cuz I wants to hear the rest!!!

hello....i went first

then i went...so now u go again....

u talk about the intents of Jay-Z's son
but u dont wanna bet me cuz my pockets are as big as big pun,
get the pun? how could i test u?
u over look the real issue
u problly sucken neo scorpis dick so this battle u can get through
u damn lucky this aint a stage
cuz everyone would realize your flow is only good enough for minimum wage
see i aint be knocken at your door to sing a fucken carrol
the only reason i came is to get blood on my aperral
when what comes out my barrol
goes through your bone marrow
im come to clean to lose, u can call this boy starrol
u the say you the king of hell
well im the light that pearce
and ill come more fearce
i be shoppen for gucci you still shoppen at sears
see my dreams ima persue it
u wanna see me get thoed ima hop right to it
if the rims got any bigger under the candy fleece id need your personal assistance to lift me in my seat
plus my trunk is past beat,cuz it was me that cruzed by tombs and woke the 4 horsemen out they sleep
my jeans startched up and neat
infact took a swisher sweet and split it on my crease
no top on the foreighn
knocked the horseman off the saddle now i got plex with ralph lauren
hos the same color as tanyas clothes be adourin
maybe thats why im as fly superman chain got more hang time then mike jordan
now that i exit the crowd can get back to snorren

JustIncredible Wrote: u talk about the intents of Jay-Z's son but u dont wanna bet me cuz my pockets are as big as big pun, get the pun? how could i test u? u over look the real issue u problly sucken neo scorpis dick so this battle u can get through u damn lucky this aint a stage cuz everyone would realize your flow is only good enough for minimum wage see i aint be knocken at your door to sing a fucken carrol the only reason i came is to get blood on my aperral when what comes out my barrol goes through your bone marrow im come to clean to lose, u can call this boy starrol u the say you the king of hell well im the light that pearce and ill come more fearce i be shoppen for gucci you still shoppen at sears see my dreams ima persue it u wanna see me get thoed ima hop right to it if the rims got any bigger under the candy fleece id need your personal assistance to lift me in my seat plus my trunk is past beat,cuz it was me that cruzed by tombs and woke the 4 horsemen out they sleep my jeans startched up and neat infact took a swisher sweet and split it on my crease no top on the foreighn knocked the horseman off the saddle now i got plex with ralph lauren hos the same color as tanyas clothes be adourin maybe thats why im as fly superman chain got more hang time then mike jordan now that i exit the crowd can get back to snorren

Shit yeah!

it does pay to piss off these aspirors... new found respect for Justin, never judge a man by his nick, no matter how goofy it is...

she i even be allowed in this battle ive been rappen since six i think ill annihilate everyone?but who knows someone could shut me up?

JustIncredible Wrote: she i even be allowed in this battle ive been rappen since six i think ill annihilate everyone?but who knows someone could shut me up?

don't cry out victory my man's is not done postin yet... but thats all right the higher you put yourself in your throne the harder I'll bring you down...

JustIncredible Wrote: she i even be allowed in this battle ive been rappen since six i think ill annihilate everyone?but who knows someone could shut me up?

I will need u all to sing along,
- *


This nigga claim he got a 2 million dollar deal??
He's alright but he's not real, *
This nigga ain't old enough to get behind the wheel??
He's alright but he's not real, *
got blazed the last round but still thinks he's trill?
He's alright but he's not real, *
flowin since six? nigga u spell like you four,
hooked on phonics? didn't work nigga better u get more,
we coulda kept it civil but u asked for war,
come on in, have a seat and close the fucking door,
I could wear pink and steal all ur whores,
and how the fuck u gonna talk bout the way i dress?,
ppl always ask me if I'm part owner of Mitchell and Ness,
should call u LaMont Sanford nigga cause u a hot mess,
have u ever seen a kevlar vest?,
sittin in ur room beatin off to pixels of breasts,
u best stick with quoten Chappelle with ur faggy friends,
this is mans shit here not for kids with no ends,
u a dapper dan doll type nigga,
i'm a clapper bang ya'll type nigga,
have u on my dick wantin to hype a nigga,
and suckin dick with Neo? nigga ur mind is gone,
u know damn well either of us will outflow you in ur own lawn,
ur done nigga get, go, be gone,
this is fight u know damn well u couldn't have won,
I give u props for coming back for a second time,
but u better go back to 8th grade with them incoherent rhymes,
this isn't a joke and I'm not playin,
i've got real steel and i've done real sprayin,
you can fake the lifestyle and perp if u wanna,
knowing damn well ur a wanksta and i'm a stunna,
One last time then I promise I won't tell,
He's alright but he can't spell *

PWNED

blade-tsung Wrote: JustIncredible Wrote: she i even be allowed in this battle ive been rappen since six i think ill annihilate everyone?but who knows someone could shut me up? I will need u all to sing along, - * This nigga claim he got a 2 million dollar deal?? He's alright but he's not real, * This nigga ain't old enough to get behind the wheel?? He's alright but he's not real, * got blazed the last round but still thinks he's trill? He's alright but he's not real, * flowin since six? nigga u spell like you four, hooked on phonics? didn't work nigga better u get more, we coulda kept it civil but u asked for war, come on in, have a seat and close the fucking door, I could wear pink and steal all ur whores, and how the fuck u gonna talk bout the way i dress?, ppl always ask me if I'm part owner of Mitchell and Ness, should call u LaMont Sanford nigga cause u a hot mess, have u ever seen a kevlar vest?, sittin in ur room beatin off to pixels of breasts, u best stick with quoten Chappelle with ur faggy friends, this is mans shit here not for kids with no ends, u a dapper dan doll type nigga, i'm a clapper bang ya'll type nigga, have u on my dick wantin to hype a nigga, and suckin dick with Neo? nigga ur mind is gone, u know damn well either of us will outflow you in ur own lawn, ur done nigga get, go, be gone, this is fight u know damn well u couldn't have won, I give u props for coming back for a second time, but u better go back to 8th grade with them incoherent rhymes, this isn't a joke and I'm not playin, i've got real steal and i've done real sprayin, you can fake the lifestyle and perp if u wanna, knowing damn well ur a wanksta and i'm a stunna, One last time then I promise I won't tell, He's alright but he can't spell *

so who do i battle next?

blade-tsung Wrote: JustIncredible Wrote: she i even be allowed in this battle ive been rappen since six i think ill annihilate everyone?but who knows someone could shut me up? I will need u all to sing along, - * This nigga claim he got a 2 million dollar deal?? He's alright but he's not real, * This nigga ain't old enough to get behind the wheel?? He's alright but he's not real, * got blazed the last round but still thinks he's trill? He's alright but he's not real, * flowin since six? nigga u spell like you four, hooked on phonics? didn't work nigga better u get more, we coulda kept it civil but u asked for war, come on in, have a seat and close the fucking door, I could wear pink and steal all ur whores, and how the fuck u gonna talk bout the way i dress?, ppl always ask me if I'm part owner of Mitchell and Ness, should call u LaMont Sanford nigga cause u a hot mess, have u ever seen a kevlar vest?, sittin in ur room beatin off to pixels of breasts, u best stick with quoten Chappelle with ur faggy friends, this is mans shit here not for kids with no ends, u a dapper dan doll type nigga, i'm a clapper bang ya'll type nigga, have u on my dick wantin to hype a nigga, and suckin dick with Neo? nigga ur mind is gone, u know damn well either of us will outflow you in ur own lawn, ur done nigga get, go, be gone, this is fight u know damn well u couldn't have won, I give u props for coming back for a second time, but u better go back to 8th grade with them incoherent rhymes, this isn't a joke and I'm not playin, i've got real steel and i've done real sprayin, you can fake the lifestyle and perp if u wanna, knowing damn well ur a wanksta and i'm a stunna, One last time then I promise I won't tell, He's alright but he can't spell *

ladies and gentlemen you have awoken a monster!

it's time's like these I'm glad I started this thread, at this point the voting will commence, this for you no0bs is simple... you just say the name of the person you think deserves to advance!
Voting will end at 11:59 on July the 12th...OR the first one to 10 votes...
holler

My vote goes to Blade-Tsung. Sorry JustIncredible.

Whoa! By far, Blade-Tsung

lmao@justinsdenial


Hate cocky fools.


Blade Tsung advances, down to earth, and much better *not to mention sensical* attack.


Alex~Vab

neo, if you couldn't tell by what I said a few posts ago, my vote goes for blade_tsung, without a doubt.

Well I've seen enough! Blade-T, take a seat and prepare for your next opponent. JustinCerdible, take those two wack flows use them for pillows when you got bed tonight, cause that's how soft they were son.

Blade-T wins.

So says the Ghost!


GD

ghostdragon Wrote: Well I've seen enough! Blade-T, take a seat and prepare for your next opponent. JustinCerdible, take those two wack flows use them for pillows when you got bed tonight, cause that's how soft they were son. Blade-T wins. So says the Ghost! GD

O shit... laugh out loud!
no acronyms that was some knock...