WA-TAA!!
You gonna eat dat fist of fiyahh

You gonna feel my iayahh
When I make you eat my fist of fiyahh!!
WA-TAA!!

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'


15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.

Wow.

Reading this thread, you might have never thought there was alegitimate rap battles thread not even three years ago.
EDIT:
Found it. 4 years ago. Bite me.
http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/content/forum/showmessage.cds?id=104330

released from a mental asylum with bizzare visions,

walk the streets with a new premanition,


pull a fatality on innoccents with determination,


a insane man here to cause human exitnction,


plays special with mental retardation,


kidnap a man in a wheelchair push his ass into deadly raditation,


go home look up some nude models and get to the masterbation,


hit the bed and look forward to hybrination,


wake up in the morning to rob a gas station.

fataly wounding the worker dissapear afterwards looking to fight scorpion so we can clash swords.

not needing steven spielberg im bringing my war to his world,


just like shang stung im gona take his soul,

find kitana so she can suck on my pole

walk through outworld beating reptiles ass turning him into a tadpole.

come across johnny cage taking a play from his page

hit him in the nuts and throw a shadow kick,

and the result is he got caged
im the real deal and dont need a movie stage or speacial effects, im stommping through outworld like a tyranusaures rex, hoping to get to meet jade so we can get to the sex, take a quick detour to hit smoke with a suplex, taking pride enjoying the fight unlike tito ortiz i dont do it for the checks, im excepting all challenges but be warned your gona bounce harder than an ecw check.

I ain't a gangsta, I'm just angry as fuck wit' a firearm/tryna
find a fuckin' midget wit' muscles to fire on/to
prove that I'm tough the world ain't enough, I want the galaxy/
after the planets, my gluttony made Galactus mad at me/who
wanna battle me suffer the same fate as cake/feel the
heat, and when I get baked organisms get ate/
Spitta the great dodge ghouls beggin' for quarters/I'm wishin'
it change, but that on the government's order, u dig?/
but then again them habits gotta kicked/but like
playin' B.O.B. around me, they ain't tryna hear dat shit/
I tell 'em kill dat shit, I'm out to cop a drink/to sip on
my to the studio to push it to the brink/now I could
make u think, but then again I refused to put any into this/
for instance judgin' by the startin' line I bet you thought I was pissed/
But I'm a end it, admit it my shit was splendid/ now it's
time to take the last of my severance pay and spend it/

im in the position to do a termination,

i got game man i dont need the playstation,

go on the hunt for chris down just to beat him down,

drag his knocked out body around the town,


im the king baby so give me the crown,


watch me throw his body into the the lake and watch him drown

i shed no tears and show no fear so you'll never see me frown,


pick a fight with drake get arrested go to court and beat the case,


just like president obama i can care less about a fan base,


mr protestor against the idea of a police state,


im the type of american who will walk up to ben bernake and smack him in the face,


unlike him i believe gold is a currency and trust me people im no conspiracy theory.

My dick is waaaaay to big
to fit in my pants
I just sit back relax
with no pants on
watching a sitcom
put in the cd rom
go on mortalkombatonline.com
I see some serious people
everybody so lethal
trolls be trollin
haters be hatin
but im just fixating
and concentrating
on annihilating
the competition
just kidding
we be chillin in this site
black or white
it dont matter
whatever
Im not high enough
to rhyme
effectively
or even mediocrely
I be so down down
walking around
looking for somebody
feeling what im feeling
i wont stop believing
still receiving signals
from fuck it
I aint a radio
but I turn it up
then burn up burn it up
baby
I just waanna end this shit so bad
right now
but how I wanna
end it on a good line
make it rhyme
at a high level
stay real
like a million dollar deal
dont sell out
for money
i feel sunny
when I ride
I shout out
I feel like monay
hey honey
take a seat in the back
wait yoour just a crack head
Im thinking to much
Just gotta go clutch
and get through
but right now I just wanna
hit the drive thru
if the girl there is hot
bang her in the back seat
dont attract no heat
no stop
look I hear a cop
at my door
knock knock
I wake up from daydreamin
I hear my breathing
but im not fearing
is the end nearing?
I thought I steered clear of that route
too late now
shoot
bam door breaks down
but I dont look around
I just sit sound

Cruisin down the street in my six fo

Jockin da bitches, slappin the hoes

bla bla bla hey everyone look it's a fake eazy e,


1, 2, 3, and to the 4,


about to bust through his door


kid lacks talent and is a straight up bore,


dude keeps talking is gona get me to snore,

pick a fight with him just to drop him to the floor,


the situation is real and im not from the jersey shore,

your sitting in your bathroom with a magazine
slappin, strokin your tiny dick
while looking at pic
of a a fat ass bitch

Sheeet nigga, I don't need no magazines

I just kidnap a bitch and throw her ass on a guillotine

Chop her fucking head off so she don't shout

Once I'm done with the hoe, I'mma throw her ass out

Dump her in a trash bag, I don't give a fuck

Throw her in the dumpster and wait for the garbage truck



OOOOOOOOOOOOH

breaking every law to install my order,

broke into the mans house looking for a role of quarters,


dressed in black looking to put this kid on his back,

mans rymes are wack and dosent even have a nutsack,

if you were a cigarette i wouldnt pay 5 bucks for you as a pack,

take you out back into a shack,

cut you up into pieces and mix you with herbal spices,


my veins are as cold as ice so forget guns im all about slicing and cutting murdering and gutting,

leave a witness hanging from a tree from his large intestine,


a twisted man who loves to hear the sound of people screaming,


im out in your neighborhood hunting everyone down,

no this isnt a scary movie so dont expect questions,

the only thing you should be asking are you staying or dying,

master infiltraitor here to sneak up on em,


knock ns922 out with a head lock,

throw his ass out the window and drag him to a car down the block,

smash his face in with a rock,


pull out a 9mm glock shoot him point blank take his wallet then hit the bank,


go home download some porn and enjoy a good one hand spank

I just ordered from fresh meat
But your soft ass meets my need
Im the chef now
You just shut the fuck up
you sorry ass cunt
stay steady get ready
as I sharpen the knife
debone your ass
dont give a fuck
about your life
now I dont play nice
ill grill your ass
on high heat
make it fast
as I have myself a glass
perhaps
Now I take your fresh meat
deepfry that shit
im such a bitch
serve it on a plate
as I reminisce
and destroy the evidence
Ah but I forget I got some left over bits
ill just freeze it
so cool
I bet no one will give
2 shits about you

:sigh:

i got a busta ass rapper trying to say he isnt wack,

26 year old white boy about to smack crack and pop this kid,beat his ugly ass up and down skid row,

face it boy your just a medicore artist and im death row and about to deliver the death blow, you cant match my flow now bow down and suck me ho,

ever mess with a serial killer ill put ya 6 feet under alive out in my backyard underneath the back portch, it isnt a cave man so you wont need a torch, wheres my deal someone get me a deal with scott stortch,

first paycheck im gona buy me a porche,

drive that son of a bitch into a crowd of pedestrians taking my rage out because your moms a lesbian, dont confuse me boy i am no humanitarian,

your about tech 9s im about razor and blades and passing around aids,

you might as well just call me the king of spades,

i aint corny junior because im not david spade,

its been 45 years since the last time you got laid,


im still young and ready to get some money maid,



im amazing with the ladies and they like to ride the pipe,

when there ex boyfriends come around im ready to snipe,

shoot them each in the leg smash em over the head with a beer keg,


finish them all off with a elderly womans wooden leg.

If I may, I'd like to add another list:

Babble, Babble
Bitch, Bitch
Rebel, Rebel
Party, Party
Sex, Sex, Sex,
Don't forget the Violence
Blah, blah, blah
I got your Lovey-Dovey
Sad and Lonely
Stick your stupid slogan in
Everybody sing along




Credits to: Marilyn Manson

manson = lady gaga......

wouldnt be shcked if she was he

.....JAY Z! WHY HAST THOUGH FORSAKEN ME?!?!

I think I can rap
when they're really full of krap
Yu kno how I be
cuz no one even likes me

I'm one of da few n00bz
dat was discovered by none [of my kind]
i found other forums than da MK two one-one
Boobz.

Yea yu hatin on my skillz
but I need me some mo' pillz
but who dat when I bring da pain
after blazin dat mary jane.

hahaha

*Nicki Minaj Voice*

Yea I'm da illest
Yea I'm da realest
Bxtch you aint shiii-
you juss askin to qet hit [slap dat ho]

come on now, you aint ready for no mo'
jus cuz i be new
you still aint qot nothin
come on now, you know I'm lookin for sumthin

*end Nicki Minaj*

I am undiscovered cuz dats da way it shud be
keep dem niqqas of da world hidden away from me


[[Points if you get it ]]

heading to the kitchen to grab the meat cleaver,

doing everyone a favor by killing justin bieber,


stab him in the neck with tweezers to cut the dudes neck from left to right,


it's friday and im here to bring the fright,


im not christian bale but label me the dark knight,


im so quick i can fuck a chick murder her boyfriend throw him into a ditch, and avoide being in your sight,


go back home and crack open a miller light,


go to bed and wake up the next day writting down my next victims to snipe,

You had to mention that lil bitch, huh? The thread was going well until you brought that thought into my mind.

Anyway,

I got money, hoes, and clothes

I punch you right in yo nose

And stab you in the toes

Cuz your rhyme skill blows


HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

A Majority of today's rap is utter crap.


^....Well it DID rhyme so I see no harm. don't get me wrong, i listen to rap but alot of today's rap is just bad.

ill drop you fast to make you see the stars,

im the deal and about to cut a track with bruno mars

the bars your spitting are bitten from biggie,

just like a ghost you cant see or beat me

im hear to crush thee ,


just like rocky instead of going 15 rounds ill drop you in the three,


open your mouth because i have to pee,


this kid is soft and he watches glee,

if it ever came to shoot outs my guns kick in like jet li and i'll chose the one,
im satans son and just dropped the bomb,
this battle is over boy because your not fun so your done

HA! Props to you for knowing that was from Biggie.

*clap clap clap*