I got the idea for this in a topic on the Deception board and thought it'd be funny to make a little story... Anyway, I couldn't think of a board to put it so here we go.

On a sandy beach, Raiden is giving his mighty and powerful speech about the Deadly Alliance...

Raiden: We MUST stop this...Deadly..Alliance!! *stands motionless for a moment and frowns as he only sees a few of his warriors nodding their heads* What's a matter people? Don't you understand that Earthrealm is in trouble?!

Sonya: Yeah! That was a great speech but... Not everyone here speaks English... o_o;

Raiden: You're kidding...

Kung Lao: Well, I know English but I don't know about her.. *points to Frost* Or the others.

Raiden: Uh, ok... *takes out a Spanish dictionary* Uh.. ¡Earthrealm está de nuevo...uh..en peligro! *looks at Kung Lao* Did I say that right?

Kung Lao: *shrug* o_o;

Raiden: *sighs as he doesn't get a response from any of the warriors, he puts away the Spanish dictionary and takes out a German one* Um.. Noch einmal ist Earthrealm in der Gefahr...?

Warriors: *blank looks of confusion come across them all*

Raiden: Do ANY of you understand German? =/

Johnny Cage: *raises his hand* Uh, I learned a little in high school...

Raiden: Ah! Excellent! So... Did you understand what I said?

Johnny Cage: *shakes his head*

Raiden: *eyebrow twitches*

Sub Zero: *stands up and pats Raiden on the back* Hey, you ok, Raiden?

Raiden: GAH! FUCK IT! YOU'RE ALL COMING WITH ME TO OUTWORLD TO FIGHT THE DEADLY ALLIANCE WHETHER YOU UNDERSTAND ME OR NOT!!!! >O

The Warriors: *blink their eyes*

Raiden: *sits down and whimpers* I try so hard...

Sub Zero: *pats Raiden on the back again* There, there, Thunder God. Why don't we just go to the Lin Kuei HQ and Frost and I can make everyone popsicles?

Raiden: *sniffle* Honest?

Sub Zero: *nods his head as he and Frost lead the Warriors back to the Lin Kuei HQ*

The End.

Stupid, yeah, but whatever.