If I knew that nobody would object, I'd give this post 5 DPs. Seriously. Fucking awesome post man.

So much angst in this post that I channeled the ghost of Kurt Cobain through my penis and jizzed Soundgarden lyrics. I need to clean up.

This had me rolling.

Stupid Internet Folk That Type Like This Because They Think They Are Being Smart And Proper

Every fuckass on Youtube that posts a thumbs-up related comment.

People on the Interwebs that call others "retarted" or "morans".

People that replace g with q.

People that act like they like something just because you like it, when you know that deep down inside, they could care less.

Needy greedy ass hats that ask you for shit all day when you barely have anything for yourself.

Pop "music".

Idiots that sing every song on the radio, yet they sound like a dying cat.

Emos.

Tab soda.

Oh, I've got another one...

I hate when someone makes a statement, and some other idiot has to remark on it like the first person asked a question

EXAMPLE:

I remark about how the first weapon you get in the game is counter intuitive to most FPS', in that it ends up being the most used weapon in the game (The game in questionSTATEMENT is Tron 2.0, and the weapon is the disk

someone else says: The disk is only a good weapon because BLAH BLAH FUCKITY BLAH, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, I WASN'T ASKING A FUCKING QUESTION

NOTE: The caps represent what I think.

Bezou, from this day forward, you can do no wrong in my eyes....just know that.

Pet peeves are as follows....

People who speed. You better be in labor or some other life ending event, otherwise, fuck off.

People who do anything below the speed limit. 17 in a 35 is a dick move...just sayin.

People who cover for idiots. How will they ever learn their lesson if you don't let them fall on their face?

Politicians...seriously fuck off, I sell my vote to illegal immigrants anyways.

Fergie, and by extension, the Black Eyed Peas.

The fact that Raul Julia's last movie was Street Fighter.

The fact that I can't drive a honda civic without some asshole with a vagina queef exhaust trying to race me.

Married With Children didn't get a final episode.

Friends...got a final episode.

Horror movie remakes.

I'm sure I'll think of more later.

Bezou just unleashed the fury. Its worth a DP right?

My only pet peeve are turtles. They serve no purpose

People that hate a band they never listened to or that only heard one of their songs

People who talk shit behind your back

People who spam in fighting games

Children who have learned the word no...
Also girls who think all guys are cheating bastards.

people making smart ass remarks for no reason

For example, last night I went to club. I showed door man my id and out of no where he said "nice signature" in sarcastic way. It was uncalled for, I didn't do anything to him and wasn't being drunk. The guy was being cunt for no reason.

I think it should be imperative that anyone who posts in this thread includes at least one MKO Pet Peeve.

Anyhoo:

1. People who only rebel when "authority" is nowhere to be found

2. Narcissism

3. People who do good deeds merely for rewards

4. When a person does whatever it takes to avoid taking responsibility

5. Bad liars

6. When people belittle others

7. Lil' Wayne

8. PETA

9. When people misuse the word "ignorant" (which is all the fucking time).

10. When people attempt to justify the actions of a youngin' who is obviously intelligent enough to not only understand the difference between right or wrong, but the consequences that follow

11. When people lie about their age

MKO Pet Peeve: When people argue about something that is either irrelevent to the thread, or is incontrovertible. Ironically, I do this sometimes, and I am not proud of it.

Ooh I have one!
In time traveling episodes, when the guy goes back in time and asks what year it is... and gets an answer!
I'm not ever answering anybody that asks me what year it is.
Also on that same note, why do they always find a damn newspaper with the date near by? Usually within a brief moment of getting there?
Make the time traveling asshole suffer a little before they find out "Oh, I'm in 1852!"

Trolls.

People who ask "do you work here?" while I'm at work in my work uniform.

people who use my shower towel! It's mine and it's hard to dry off with a damp towel that you rubbed all over your nasty body! lsdjflaksjs;lfjsl;fj!!!

m0s3pH, I think you Made Toxik mad....

Hmm...

People who try (or in this situation "tried") to change my beliefs. It got so bad on the old website, that I just hauled off and left his ass! Here, I've learn not to even bring it up, for it gets so controversial.

People who blare their music as loud as they can get it. If I try to turn Disturbed up as high as it can go, everyone tells me to turn it down!

People who don't care about others. For example, my cousin and her car. If I'm with her, she just turns it to their favorite radio station, and cranks the volume knob to the right. I understand it's your car, but you could at least be nice to guests and ask them if they would like to listen to something on the radio.

People who call themselves either carnivores or herbivores. You make yourself sound like an animal.

People who read those little severe weather warnings that scroll on the TV out loud. Yes, I understand that we're under a severe thunderstorm warning. You don't have to let the people in China know that.

Speaking of which, those annoying people in the car that read billboards out loud. I think the driver knows what's on the billboard, and if he/she would have some common sense, he/she wouldn't have even brought you along anyway. My little brother does that a lot.

People who stereotype. Just because someone looks Gothic or Emo, doesn't make them one. I dyed my hair black one year, and everyone asked if I was going Emo. I only did what I did to show my love for metal.

Just if anyone asks, no I don't have personal problems, but these are the most common ones that I come across.

Ok. I can't stand people who walk slow in front of me, or when people are in line for food and they go very slow. I'm wayyy too fast paced it always kills me a little bit on the inside. I know it's wrong for it to be bothering me. If only I could slow down a bit.

I thought about this topic for a while. Maybe I could be funny and say threads about bitching? Naw. Maybe religion? Too obvious. Complaining about the mods? That's so 2004. And after careful consideration, comparing all the negative things I could find that annoy me with their various details; I've come to a simple conclusion:

You

Yup. You reading this right now. You're what's wrong. So I hate you for the problems and bullshit that you bring with you. If it wasn't for people like you fucking things up for the rest of us, there wouldn't be problems. Now get the fuck out.

-Shoe

1. People who walk slow. Or people who walk slowly and line up all the way across the sidewalk/hallway. I just want to punt them out of the way.
2. People who look at me the wrong way. I will pop off.
3. Smacking your food/chewing with your mouth open. Nasty.
4. Old people driving 20 mph.
5. People who don't call/text you back until hours later.
6. Toilet paper/paper towels put on the wrong way.
7. People who don't cover their cough. Sorry, but I don't want your malaria/flu/bubonic plague.
8. People who try to get on the bus before I can get off.
9. WHISTLING.
10. Prudes. I will smack that ass. At any given moment.
11. Excessive bumper stickers. Your car sucks. We get it.
12. Men that try to get my attention in traffic by honking/waving/yelling /trying to hit my car/trying to get IN my car. Go away. No one wants you.
13. One-uppers. IE: "Man, my day was awful, someone stole my car!" One upper: "Aw man that's nothing brah listen to THIS shit...!"
14. Roommates that eat your food and never replace it.
15. People who slam doors/break things when they're mad. Inanimate objects don't have feelings. If they did, they would think you're a dick.
16. Men (and women!) who talk a lot of shit with nothing to show for it.
17. People who hate on my accent.
18. Really, really, really loud people.
19. Policemen who nearly kill you and don't come to see if you're still alive in the hospital.
20. Closed-minded people.
21. Youtube advertisements. If I wanted to watch commercials, I'd go watch tv.
22. Dial-up internet. It still exists.
23. Unfriendly midgets.

Complaining about the mods was so 2004, though.

I mean, me too.

Call me crazy, but I sense a story behind this.

You probably wouldn't like being around me then. I love whistling.

Nah we'd be cool. I'd probably just punch you every time you did it. :)

I've compiled a good list of things that piss me off or annoy me. Just some background info: I'm a 17 middle class guy, living in an upper class town. I hope you enjoy :)

People that think twitter is cool - It's not. It's quite stupid actually. I also dislike when people 'tweet' (that term annoys me as well) about something when im doing something with them. It's annoying

Facebook - Facebook has basically become twitter

People that text in school - you're not cool and no one thinks you're cool (Im in high school)

People that take forever to respond to a text - Don't expect me to text you back if you respond every 10 minutes

People that make planning difficult - Im like the organizer in my group of friends. I love doing unplanned, random stuff, but there has to be general organization. My friends fail to understand that.

Overprotective parents, specifically my girlfriend's - we're not going to have sex. calm the fuck down and let your daughter live her life

Vague memory of dreams - I like to write down my dreams, cause I think they're interesting. It's the worst when you only have a vague memory of your dream, like you just know where you were. and you know it was a really cool dream, but you can't remember it

Laying in bed not being able to sleep - I couldn't sleep for days after I saw paranormal activity and the fourth kind. also the first time i watched marble hornets

Dressing up for dances - I fucking hate wearing a suit

My parents telling me to get a haircut - I'll get one if I want to. I especially one won't get one for some stupid, minimum wage job

People that overuse movie quotes and such I never really liked Tropic Thunder in the first place, but i now hate it because of these kids that quoted it non-stop. It's alright to quote stuff a little bit, but it's not funny after the 10th time

The grades below me - I don't like any of the kids in the grade below me. They all come off as douchebags to me. Plus, they seem to be getting extremely short or extremely tall. I don't get it

Tools - It's pretty self-explanatory

Saying you'll do something, and then you don't - Stick to your word, don't make false promises

Poeple that bash 'emos' - I hate people that hate 'emos' just because they're 'emos.' they're actually pretty cool once you talk to them. so sorry they don't dress like you

Fake emos - Don't try to be an emo when you're clearly not one

People that think a B is a bad grade - What the fuck is wrong with you?

People playing their DS in school - Yes, i understand the new pokemon is out, but you look fucking retarded. Don't get me wrong, i love pokemon, but Im done with it. Pokemon is not what it used to be

People that don't try at all in school, and get a 4.0 - I envy you

Interruptions - When I'm talking, you wait til i finish. You do not talk over me. I also hate it when you're just about to say something, but then someone else talks and you have to wait til they're done. but then it happens again, and again, and again.

Obnoxious people - Everything you say, makes me want to punch you in the face

Super religous people - You know, the ones that try to convert you to their religion. Or the ones that talk about their relgion non-stop. You can have your religion, just don't blab about it. I don't care about your religion

Jocks - The majority of them are douchebags. All they care/talk about is the sport they play. I hate them all

Schools sports concerned solely on winning - I used to play football, and I was pretty good. I played linebacker/defensive end. But then when I moved (about like 7th grade), they put me at cornerback. I suck at cornerback. that meant i got no playing time. i realised that the coaches only cared about the kids they liked. My school ruined my football dreams :(

People that sing along to a song - I don't care if you're jokingly sing, just don't try to say that you're a good singer when you're not

Boxing someone out of a conversation - It's a dick move

Texting while you're hanging out with someone - Im hanging out with you. Go hang out with the person you're texting since you obviously have more interested in them

Waiting for a better offer - Don't expect me to keep hanging out with you if keep waiting to see if someone else gives you a better offer

Southern accents - They'[re unpleasant to my ears

The south - There's something that not right about that place. I will do anything I possibly can to avoid it

Pittsburgh - It is filled with hipocrates. Truly, thats all it is

Western Pennsylvania - Filled with selfish, republican douchebags. Im getting of here as soon as i graduate

Those that try too hard in school - Calm down, and take a chill pill

Moochers - Do something on your own

Kids getting cars for their birthdays - Buy your own damn car

Expensive phones - do you really need all that fancy stuff? and what is all this 3g, 4g, and 5g? to my knowledge, i think it basically means that you dont need wifi? woohooo. woop dee fricking doo bazzle

Kids in high school that have expensive phones - you especially don't need all that fancy crap. you dont need games, internet or all that other stuff on the go. enjoy cruising on the stuff that you're parents buy you while you can

Little kids with expensive phones - I was a counselor at a summer camp last year, and, at least half my 5th grade kids had iphones. thats ridiculous. why the fuck would little kids need a cell phone? they don't. it just shows how the generations are so sucked into technology and how parents spoil their kids

Little kids with expensive technological stuff - My neighbor, who is in....3rd grade i think, has an iPad. a fucking ipad. i don't even know what to say

Rich kids that complain about not having something - You are rich. You're parents buy you everything. Don't complain

People going on random vacations - It just pisses me off. Like, just wait til there's a break or something. this one kid i know randomly went to a beach on a normal weekend (i live in pittsburgh)

Kids that smoke before high school - I really don't care if they do it, but, it's stupid. one of my best friends did and now she's addicted. it's sad

People that brag about what they're gonna do over the weekend - No one gives a fuck, we don't want to hear you

Yeahh, im drawing a blank after all this