People who complain.

Atleast you didn't say "Pet Peeve Threads"

-Disrespect
-Arrogance (you can't figure out how to master Warhammer 40K in just 3 hours, my friend...)
-People who are over 10 minutes late for anything
-People who see racism in EVERYTHING

I do have some aeropostle shirts that have 87 on them. It's my birth year. But I hate when people put toilet paper on the holder wrong, and yes, there is a wrong way. IT'S OVER TOP!!! Also, when the shower curtain isn't closed after someone gets out of it. I don't know why, but it drives me up the wall when I see it open...

I actually was going to post a serious response, but the opportunity was too good. I'll type something up later.

You had a good opportunity and you took it; I don't blame you.

When people on welfare have nicer shit than me.

They don't deserve it.

- People who litter.
- People who are disrespectful.
- People who completely change their personality depending on who they're hanging out with.
- People who start drama.

My pet peeves are so powerful and so numerous that they threaten the very fabric of the realms.

I will attempt to formulate a top 10 list though. When I do, I'll edit this post.

People who assume mainstream=good.

Not a hipster, just speaking truth. Goes for music, merchandise, anything.

^ I also hate when people hate something once it is mainstream.

Lloyd Blankfein not being dead or in prison really puts the piss in my strawberry jam.

People who write needlessly in colors.

Ugh, me too! I find that a lot of my friends that are techno fans are like that. I don't think someone's music should be judged on whether they're popular or not...

I have three:

Hypocrites - Such as if you whine about how people don't vote, but you don't vote either, what's the point? Don't bitch about something and then do a 180 and do it yourself, it's just stupid.

Liars - Lie to my face, lie in general, I don't like you. I'd rather be hurt by the truth than believe a lie. I've been lied to by so many people now that I've parted away from a lot of people. Sorry, but you're a retarded liar.

Pointless arguments/fighting - People who have to start arguing with me for stupid to no reason at all, have to try to pick some dumb stupid little fight with me, you're just an idiot in my books. I don't get it, I don't want to understand, but it gets real annoying, real fast.

I can understand these two. I love seeing people change who they are when they're around others. To me, that's like lying to me because you're changing yourself due to the people surrounding you. You don't need to change anything about yourself to impress others.

It's like this scenario: If you're a tiny little pipsqueak and you see this group of tough guys, you're going to pretend you're this tough guy just to impress them and see if they can be your friends. You try to react everything they do, dress like they do, even when you know that deep down inside, this is not the way you act in life... Basically, it's like the Spongebob episode where he's trying to get into the Salty Spitoon. How many different personality changes did he undergo to try to fit in? Lots.

This website is filled with drama itself. I laugh at those who likes to try to draw attention to themselves or honestly needs to start something up because they're that full of themselves. Which I truly believe that even while they act like drama llamas on this site, that they are one in real life too. Some might say I like to draw attention to myself due to writing in colors... It's an art thing, I like being the odd one out, and it's fun to see:

white white white white CYAN white white white white... Pink... white white white Pink (only because they quoted the pink lettering due to them doing the coding of the color change wrong) white white white.

So yeap.

^InB4Flamewar

Also, let me clarify. I don't hate the mainstream. I hate how the mainstream is so limited and overdone. Some mainstream music is great, but not if I have to hear it 203 times every hour.

Love the way you lie cough cough

Anyway I hate people who follow there's a guy who copies anything me and my friends do. One of them got a haircut he gets a haircut one guy brings cofee he brings coffee. I wear a beanie he wears a beanie.

If that isn't annoying this one will get ya. We wear a lot of band t shirts si he brings an overseer t shirt I start singing one of their hit songs and he asks me what band plays that. "facepalm"

Kinda random, but when people in front of me walk RIDICULOUSLY slow and its too crowded to get around them. I got shit to do, move motherfucker!

This also applies to driving. Where I'm living now is right near the border of Idaho and i swear to God every car with an Idaho license plate drives at LEAST 5 under the limit and makes a complete stop before turning regardless of traffic or which direction they're going.

I'm not even generalizing here, this is absolute fact (probably) rooted in science with many test tubes of bubbling liquid and fancy beakers and big equations and solar winds reflecting off lunar landscapes PROVING people form Idaho are permanently never in a hurry. God forbid you ever get picked up in an Idaho ambulance...you will die. Bloody nose, concussion, broken finger, headache, doesn't matter, you will die. Most likely of blood loss or just plain old age.

So yeah, I could rant about Idaho and the nothingness of eastern Washington for days but I won't bore you guys with that shit. Carry on

Warning: the following contains coarse language, extreme hatred, malice, hypocrisy, ignorance, bigotry, violent suggestions and more than a few complete lies.

Here's the short list of my pet peeves. It's currently only 53 items long.

1) Old people

Seriously. You think because you've been on this planet longer than me that I have any interest in hearing about your long, boring-ass life?

2) Cripples

Yes, life has shit on you and you're not the person you once were. I don't care. I don't feel bad for you. If it happened to me, I'd wish I was dead.

3) Old Cripples

Best of both worlds. Boring and useless. Die. Soon.

4) Teenagers

Loud, obnoxious and full of shit. Like politicians, but everywhere.

5) Children

Loud, obnoxious and out of control. As bad as they are, they're not as bad as Teenagers, but they will grow up to be:

6) Fucking morons

Almost everyone could fit into this category. But there's a special sub-class of morons that can only be described as fucking morons.

7) Fucking retards

Like fucking morons, but more annoying.

8) Evangelical Vegetarians

Yes, you enjoy the taste of wheatgrass and tofu. I eat meat. I'm not going to stop.

9) Evangelical Organic Food Enthusiasts

It's food, assholes. I don't give two shits what the hell they do to it between when it stops being alive and starts being my dinner. Organic food is overpriced and looks like shit. And you assfucks don't even buy it so grocery stores end up throwing most of it out. Fuck you.

10) Pro-Lifers

There are too many people on this planet. If someone wants to have an abortion to prevent even more brainless cocksuckers from being here, I say go nuts.

11) Pro-Choicers

You people should've been aborted. Besides, most of these fucktards are:

12) Feminists

I believe in equal rights for all people. Unfortunately, most feminist cuntrags seem to think that they can't be equal unless they break men down to their level. Men and women are different. Men and women are better at different things.

13) Misogynists

I'm not lettting you cock-knockers off the hook. The actions of a few bitch feminists do not justify treating women like shit. You need to be castrated with a rusty spoon.

14) Misanthropes

Where do you get off hating everyone? You think you're better? Fuck you!

15) People who believe in causes

Seriously. How could you possibly think that you can make a difference in this world? You can't. We're fucked. Accept it.

16) People who seek to convert you to their religion

Everyone has their beliefs. You won't change them.

17) People who use Windows

There's options.

18) People who repeat themselves

Seriously.

19) People who repeat themselves

Seriously.

20) Myself

I'm a fucking prick.

21) YOU

Chances are, you're a fucking moron.

22) Your mother

Why? She gave birth to you.

23) Assholes

Stop treating people like shit, douchefuck.

24) Nice guys

You know why you finish last? Because you don't have any fucking balls.

25) Chicks with more than 1 piercing

Shooting a metal rod through any part of your body is stupid, self-mutilation.

26) Guys with any piercings

I've learned to accept earrings. That's all. Guys have no fucking excuse.

27) Nerds with tattoos

You're a fucking nerd. Tattoos don't make you less of a nerd. They expose your level of nerdiness in greater contrast.

28) People who vote Republican

You're a fucking moron.

29) People who vote Democrat

You're also a fucking moron. Maybe even more so because you think you're better than the moron who votes Republican.

30) People who vote

It's funny because you think you matter.

31) People who don't vote

Get off your lazy ass.

32) Stephanie Meyers

You no-talent piece of shit. You ruined vampires for an entire generation of moron teenagers.

33) Every member of any boy band in the history of the universe

You rape music.

34) Homeless people

Get a job you lazy drunk fuck.

35) Lazy assholes pretending to be homeless people

Get a job you lazy sober fuck.

36) Customers who come into a store 5 minutes before it closes

We're closing. Get the fuck out. Come back tomorrow.

37) Customers who come into a store 5 minutes after it opens

What the fuck is wrong with you? You have a serious mental condition.

38) Customers who come into a store and won't fucking LEAVE

It's a place of business, asshole. Not a social club. Buy your shit and get the fuck out. We are only interested in your money.

39) Customers who come into a store as a substitute for a social life

Stop talking to the staff. Just because they're paid to stay in the store doesn't mean you're entitled to bore the fuck out of them with your bullshit. Buy your shit and get the fuck out. We're only interested in your money.

40) Micro-managers

Chances are the staff actually knows what the fuck they're doing and they don't need you standing over their shoulder every step of the way. This never helps. Don't you have your own shit to do?

41) Macro-managers

I don't know what this term means but I hate them, whatever the fuck they do.

42) Smokers

Fucking assholes polluting their air with their death sticks. Get cancer and die.

43) Non-smokers

I'm not talking about people who don't smoke. I'm talking about people who are anti-smoking. People who have forced these poor smoking cocksuckers into a corner where the only place they're allowed to smoke now is outside. In specially designated areas. Assfucks.

44) Every teenage moron assfuck who bought a Twilight book

Congratulations, retard. You are contributing to the ruination of our culture. Every dollar you give to this no talent cuntstain helps convince moron publishers to make even more books like this. You fucking assholes.

45) Chicks with fake tits

Fake tits are a crime against nature. Every single tit, big or small, looks better in its natural state than it does puffed up and deformed by implants.

46) Chicks who wear too much makeup

You look like a fucking clown.

47) Chicks who think they're hot

You're not.

48) Chicks who think they're not

You fucking suck. Chances are that you're hotter than the chicks who think they're hot but your self-loathing kills any chance of you being able to show that hotness.

49) Gay people who have nothing to talk about other than how gay they are

Yes. You're gay. We get it. I'm straight. I don't go on about how straight I am. Fuck off and die.

50) Transgendered people.

Self-mutilated body, self-mutilated soul. Kill yourself, whatever the fuck you are now.

51) Advertising executives

You approved this shit we have to watch. Did YOU watch it?

52) Advertising writers

Stop catering to the dumbest fucking people in the world. If I based my buying decisions on commercials, I would never buy anything again.

53) Musicians who sue their fans

Hey, assholes. Aren't you rich enough? Metallica, you guys are assholes. Taylor Swift...way to use up all the sympathy you got for that Kanye thing.

Lol @ the above! good shit. Its funny that as hypocritical as some of it is, I find myself agreeing or at least sympathizing with both sides. That post should get made into a bumper sticker, a giant angry bumper sticker, except fuck bumper stickers.

Ignorant people...

Oh, and people that insult my intelligence without knowing me...

AND... douchebags

oh, and some of what Bezo said...