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posted12/24/2006 06:24 PM (UTC)by
Well, the concept is to write down your "Quote of the day", you post ONE per day.
My quote of the day:
My quote of the day:
TonyTheTiger Wrote:
You see, I read a lot of comic books. And if there's one thing Batman has taught me, it's how to plan.
You see, I read a lot of comic books. And if there's one thing Batman has taught me, it's how to plan.
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Only one, well...

Femme-Fatale Wrote:
Matt your a really cool guy so I give you a 10
Matt your a really cool guy so I give you a 10
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And above all else i'm better looking than you.


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Poasty-Guy Wrote:
suicide.
only logical way
suicide.
only logical way
Zombi Invasion strategy.
Smart guy eh?
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Toxik Wrote:
coltess Wrote:
I am like a cockroach nothing will stop me.
I am like a cockroach nothing will stop me.
That's an old Quote, but it would be better if the thread works this way.

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This is a long quote, but reading the article it's from made my day as it's all so true!
Sony's strategy towards portable gaming seems to be to take the same shitty first generation Playstation games that weren't great to begin with, and make them portable so now we can take an example of Sony's utter-inability-to-stop-sucking with us everywhere we go. SNORE. Nobody wants to buy movies in your stupid proprietary format, assholes!
So why does a company that relies on consumer satisfaction and brand recognition treat its fans with such contempt? Because...
Sony hates you.
Sony would love nothing more than to see you and your family suffer. Sony is like that psycho-ex who you had a few good times with, but was too clingy and the sex got boring. Now it's over and Sony is still stewing about it by leaving you voice mail asking for another chance and promising it "can change."
Tough shit Sony. We've moved on. We're dating your younger, hotter sister, Wii. Even your fuglier step-sister, Xbox 360, looks hotter than you do. At least she's been around the block a few times and knows how to turn tricks. You've got nothing, and it's going to stay that way until you stop being a crabby old cunt.
Sony's strategy towards portable gaming seems to be to take the same shitty first generation Playstation games that weren't great to begin with, and make them portable so now we can take an example of Sony's utter-inability-to-stop-sucking with us everywhere we go. SNORE. Nobody wants to buy movies in your stupid proprietary format, assholes!
So why does a company that relies on consumer satisfaction and brand recognition treat its fans with such contempt? Because...
Sony hates you.
Sony would love nothing more than to see you and your family suffer. Sony is like that psycho-ex who you had a few good times with, but was too clingy and the sex got boring. Now it's over and Sony is still stewing about it by leaving you voice mail asking for another chance and promising it "can change."
Tough shit Sony. We've moved on. We're dating your younger, hotter sister, Wii. Even your fuglier step-sister, Xbox 360, looks hotter than you do. At least she's been around the block a few times and knows how to turn tricks. You've got nothing, and it's going to stay that way until you stop being a crabby old cunt.

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The Purple Bunny Wrote:
I didn't say there was no forum with retards. I said GameFAQs' forums are overpopulated with them. Meaning the retard ratio is higher than the laws of physics allow.
I didn't say there was no forum with retards. I said GameFAQs' forums are overpopulated with them. Meaning the retard ratio is higher than the laws of physics allow.
Lolz!


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This is pretty old but I found it quite funny.
Godzilla Wrote:
It's kind of like the Matrix sequels, in a way.
The Wachowski's evil lair:
"Wow, they really loved this movie, how can we improve upon it in the sequel?"
"More inane psuedo philosophical babble. Oh, and Agent Smith was pretty cool, so let's have a hundred Hugo Weavings!"
"But what about the fact that none of it makes sense?"
"Who gives a damn? I know, let's throw in a pointless rave scene too!"
"Brilliant!"
Ed Boon's evil lair:
"Wow, MK's pretty much the only thing making money for Midway now. How can we make a better seuqel?"
"Let's throw in every character we have!"
"What about the story?"
"Fuck it! And hey, let's throw in a Mario Kart Ripoff too!"
"Brilliant!"
It's kind of like the Matrix sequels, in a way.
The Wachowski's evil lair:
"Wow, they really loved this movie, how can we improve upon it in the sequel?"
"More inane psuedo philosophical babble. Oh, and Agent Smith was pretty cool, so let's have a hundred Hugo Weavings!"
"But what about the fact that none of it makes sense?"
"Who gives a damn? I know, let's throw in a pointless rave scene too!"
"Brilliant!"
Ed Boon's evil lair:
"Wow, MK's pretty much the only thing making money for Midway now. How can we make a better seuqel?"
"Let's throw in every character we have!"
"What about the story?"
"Fuck it! And hey, let's throw in a Mario Kart Ripoff too!"
"Brilliant!"


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Shyriu Wrote:
During the next year, don't die.
During the next year, don't die.


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DragoNEn3rgY Wrote:
I will make you a cake of human flesh and blood!
I will make you a cake of human flesh and blood!
theflock Wrote:
zip it. they rated it, and they didn't like it, get over it. its critizism and everyone has a right to it. i learned that the hard way. man wrestling may be fake, but if you tell them they suck right to there face in a bar, they don't go easy on you. i was in the hospial for a week.
zip it. they rated it, and they didn't like it, get over it. its critizism and everyone has a right to it. i learned that the hard way. man wrestling may be fake, but if you tell them they suck right to there face in a bar, they don't go easy on you. i was in the hospial for a week.
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Pink_Ranger Wrote:
Oh and you guys get to pee standing up! How friggin cool is that? Being a guy must seriously be the easiest thing in the world.
Oh and you guys get to pee standing up! How friggin cool is that? Being a guy must seriously be the easiest thing in the world.
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Toxik Wrote:
I know, but that quote is too funny.
Statistic Wrote:
That's an old Quote, but it would be better if the thread works this way.
Toxik Wrote:
coltess Wrote:
I am like a cockroach nothing will stop me.
I am like a cockroach nothing will stop me.
That's an old Quote, but it would be better if the thread works this way.
I know, but that quote is too funny.
You know, I actually kept typing that when I played my friends MOH game online. I was like a cockroach, but if I didn't get stopped, i don't know what you'd call it.


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Shyriu Wrote:
TOUCH MY PENIS! What?! I'm drunk! As a butterfly!
TOUCH MY PENIS! What?! I'm drunk! As a butterfly!
lol
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MKO Wrote
Cool
SubMan is awsome
Cool
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UReiko Wrote:
Lol, like he does... Pfft.
mkflegend Wrote:
Supertim, do you ever read what I type?What tiger types?or anyone who disagrees with you?
Supertim, do you ever read what I type?What tiger types?or anyone who disagrees with you?
Lol, like he does... Pfft.
Actually I do, LOL@ one side of the story...
Coltess Wrote:DAMN YOU , all three of you of you how dare you I made a thread that could be fun . I hate you, and dang didly damn this is not ABOUT CEREAL. and if the nxt person is off topic I will find them and jump on there nuts until the puke up blood.
I love this quote.
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