~Crow~ Wrote:
I wish I could be there to protect you.
I'm tall, creepy and gothic. No one would mess with me.

DrCube Wrote:The game is so damn slow. Sometimes it feels like you could tape down a directional button, go out, do some shopping, get a bite to eat, come back, and then finally see that you're close enough to your opponent to do some damage. Because, you know, a foward dash would make the game like Tekken, which is gay. So to illustrate the fact I only have sex with women, I must walk toward my opponent as slowly as possible. Simple everyday logic.

SickFreak Wrote:
Sonic Adventure 2

"I'll beat you!"
"You'll never defeat me!!!"

Satyagraha Wrote:
"Jill...don't, OPEN...that, DOOR......"
"You almost became a jill-sandwhich..."

Great game, shitty VO. -_-

Garlador Wrote:
Resident Evil's original voice acting... is classic. Who could ever forget such gems as "Jill-sandwich" and "the Master of Unlocking".

SubMan799 Wrote:
antifragalisticexpialidosous

What the hell does that mean? It's not even a word is it? Marry Poppins you sick son of a bitch. Teaching kids words they don't know.

Shyriu Wrote:

Please, instead of making thread for every stupid thing that goes through your mind, use the Drive By... it's like you really needed more than two replys for all the threads you have made until now and they are really random... This is mean trying not to go into an insult trantrum...

ScorpionMKSM Wrote:


My poo isn't that color! Have at yee! Huzzah!

Shyriu Wrote:

I can't express how I strongly beleive this is important for the n00bs to read.

Kombosus Wrote:



I hope you get shot in the face. Not because your right though.

c15ltd Wrote:
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BELOW HERE ARE SOME PRICELIST OF THE GAMES IN STOCK.
Portable Systems:
game boy ............. 30usd
game gear ............ 30usd
atari lynx .............40usd
sony psp ...............90usd

Modern Systems:
PLAYSTATION 3 WITH 60GB------$350
PLAYASTATION 2 CONSOLE-----$170
PLAYASTATION 1 ------------$120

AIR TRIX ARCADE------------$400

X-BOX 360 CORE ----------$150
X-BOX 360 PREMIUM---------$170
X-BOX 360 GOLD PACK-------$250

NINTENDO WII(WII SPORTS)---$700
NINTENDO WII CONSOLES------$200

SONY PSP VALUE PACK--------$90
SONY PSP GIGA PACK-------------$110

GARMIN 396........$130
Game boy latest edition..$100.

Shipping:We shipout goods via fedex and dhl and it takes 48 hours to get your doorstep after your payment confirmation and after 5 hours of confirmation we issue the tracking number of the goods after been shiped out.

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Thanks.

Shyriu Wrote:

If you ever want to suicide yourself, I'd be happy to assist you.

Somebody on the Amazing Race said:
What language do they speak in Morrocco? Morroccan?

[13:24] [Mick-Lucifer] You know how you get mad bitches when you're rich?
[13:24] [Mick-Lucifer] You know what sounds funny?
[13:24] [Mick-Lucifer] Ed Boon with women
[13:24] [Murdoink] HAHAHAAHAHSDHDGHAHA

Kombosus Wrote:


Y do you want to do "things" to my dead body? Necrophiliac. Judging by the picture in your profile I'd say so.

Barakaz_cuz Wrote:
The Prophecy of Mortal Kombat Online’s Armageddon


When the 1st Mod Sounded, The Fan Submission forum will be cluttered by crappy Sprite Comics and bad freehand drawings.

When the 2nd Mod Sounded, Members will return to the Mortal Kombat Deception Forums once again.

When the 3rd Mod Sounded, A Fallen Mod (and Raiden Fan) and his minions shall destroy the Mortal Kombat Armageddon Forum.

When the 4th Mod Sounded, the Server Busy message shall return tenfold causing much chaos and anger.

When the 5th Mod Sounded, The Beast known as Coltess will arise from the pit of Banishment along with those banished in the past.

When the 6th Mod Sounded, The finale battle began. The Mods and those loyal to them against the army of n00bs and Banished members, whose numbers were nearly tripled.

When the 7th Mod Sounded, The Battle ended. The Mods were triumphant and those who survived help return MKO to its former glory...MK5.Org

the_shirt_ninja Wrote:


This iz awesoem! Liu Kang falling off the rooftop on earth and landing in outworld! Makes sense to me OLOLLOL!!!1 And the punchline....I JUST FEL ON ME HED ROFLSAURUS comedy gold!! But teh train was the funiest part!!1

Maek more plz..

Shyriu Wrote:

That is so much what a kid whose balls haven't dropped yet would say. Instead of finding a real insult you had to say the first related sex thing you could find. Think your next at least for more than 5 minutes, you'll see it'll pay in the long run to look like something else than a retard.

Kombosus Wrote:
I refer to my previous posts.

DragoNEn3rgY Wrote:
I'm posting here cause I'm bored....