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I forgot a few:

south park: Let the jew do it.
south park: I'll flood the earth by turning on all the hoses in the town!

"You never know what you're capable of. I never thought I could shoot down a German plane, bu last year I proved myself wrong." -Grandpa Simpson, The Simpsons.
"And you want to be my latex salesman." -Seinfeld.

From my sign (click it for audio):
"You heard it too, didn't you? The voice of the wind." - Demon Eyes Kyo (Oni Mi No Kyo)

Others:
"A sword is meant to kill. Fighting techniques are ultimately used for killing. This will never change." - Rurouni Kenshin
"Aku. Soku. Zan." - Saito Hajime
"Your skills are satisfactory for the Meiji era, but had you been in Kyoto near the end of the Edo dynasty, your skills would have gotten you killed." - Saito Hajime
"Is this real? Or am I dreaming.." - Unknown
"Oro?" - Rurouni Kenshin
"Yare yare." - Rurouni Kenshin
"What lies beyond the furthest reaches of memory?" - Last Exile
"What lies beyond the furthest reaches of the sky?" - Last Exile
"I'm going to make you take responsibility for killing me" - Arcueid
"Define 'irony'. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died, in a plane crash." - Steve Buscemi

listen... do you smell that??

thank you when i rule the world your death will be quick and painless - stewie - family guy

Heres s'more:

(from a book not a show, oh well) - I think I am. Therefore I am. I think.

simpsons- How can he be the hulk? I've transformed before! I swear!
Family Guy- (peter is really fat at his point) "hey look over there "where...turn me around for a second will yah?"
Seinfeld- "hello newman"

Couple from my fav show:

- I may be dirt ... but you're the one who likes to roll in it

-I get it. The joke’s on me. Lots of laughs. Yeah. Bring the wife
and kiddies. Come see the show ’cause it’s gonna be a circus. This just the beginning, luv. A warm-up act. The real
headliner’s coming and when that band hits the stage, all of this
all this will come tumbling in death and screaming, horror and
bloodshed. From beneath you, it devours. From beneath

"The leprechaun tells me to burn things"

"Good now you have to burn down there house" The Leprechaun on the Simpsons

"I'm rich bit*h"!
-Dave Chappelle

"Excellent"!
-Montgomery Burns, Simpsons

"I'll take ANL BUM COVER for a seven hundred".
-S. Connery, Celerbity Jepoardy, SNL

"I pose a conundrum to you. A riddle if you will. What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a wh*re".
-S Connery, Celebrity Jepoardy, SNL

"I'll be honest. Fellas it was sounding great, but... I could have used a little more cow bell".
-Christopher Walken, Blue Oyster Cult skit, SNL

"I'm tellin ya. Fellas, you're gonna want that cow bell"!
-Christopher Walken, Blue Oyster Cult skit, SNL

"GUESS WHAT? I GOT A FEVER! AND THE ONLY PERSCRIPTION IS MORE COW BELL"!
-Christopher Walken, Blue Oyster Cult skit, SNL

"STRATEGERY"!
-Will Farrel, G. W. Bush, SNL

"I'll record it... just don't report it".
-Ares Spears, R. Kelly skit, MADTv

Just a few off the top of my head. lol

I'm Ghost!

Ghost Dragon

Alf from Home & Away: Flamin hell! or Struth Ailsa

"FUCK YOUR COUCH, (word that Chappelle likes to use a lot that I can't say here)!!"

"My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, pig, an idiot, and a communist, but he is not a porn star!"

"LOOK! I'VE GOT THE DOG! I'VE NICKED THIS LADY'S DOG!"

King Of The Hill:

*Hank Hill walks into his garage and then looks down and says*."Jesus Bobby now when people see that oil stain there going to think Im a drunk"

The Simpsons:They have the internet on Computers now?

Family Guy:Alllllllriiiiiiight!

will and grace:

*will holds grace's boobs while they are in a broken hydro bra*
*will lets goes and grace notices that water is squirtting out in both directions*
will: i maybe havent been with a girl in a long while but im sure they are;nt soppused to do that.

roseanne:

dan: do i have to spell it out for you all?
*dan does cheers during the next quote*
dan: she has P.M.S.
d.j.: OH MY GOD!
*d.j. falls out of chair*

on the newest episode of the simpsons:

homer: you don't understand boys... their stupid!

thats all i have for now, will post more later on.

"Hi, I'm Eddie. How do you like me so far?"-Keen Eddie

"There is nothing in this world to believe in."-Cowboy Bebop

"Peanut butter & crack sandwich, mmmm."-Chappelle's Show

Homer - "Hello! My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me..."

Mailman - "Yes sir, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?"

Homer - "I don't know."

"Look, it's Timmy, our son who never gags and/or strangles us!" ~ Mr.Turner from Fairly Oddparents

"If my dad's God, I must be Jesus." ~ Bobby Hill from King of The Hill

Homer: (drunk but has Bart and Lisa holding on his arms and he is dangling from a plane)
Lisa: Oh, thanks for saving us!
Homer: I could save you..nnggghh....if I had some money...
Lisa: Huh?

"This is Scarface! Final Scene! Fucking Bazookas under each arm! SAY 'ELLO TO MAH LITTLE FRIEND!" -

Christopher Moltisanti, THE SOPRANOS

"There can be only one!", Highlander: The Series.

LOL, now THIS is a thread I can post a lot on

There have been far too many great things said on "The Simpsons", so I'm gonna post every time I remember one (btw, unless I state otherwise, they're individual quotes, NOT a conversation):

Homer: "Save me, Jeebus!"


Moe: (after being covered in hot fudge) "Great! And I had just gotten all that gum out of my armpits!"

"Hello Wisconsin!" from That 70's Show, I just find this funny because I want my band to be famous one day and I'll be in Nevada or somethin' and say that to look like an idiot!

(It's not exact) "You think I'd just drive my feet into the man's couch? People had a lot more sense than that back then, they didn't do things just to do them. Yeah, I remember driving my feet into that man's couch." - Rick James - Chapelle's Show.

"What do the berries taste like Ralph?"
"They taste like burning" - Ralph Wiggum
"Come on, this is good travel music! Ridin' on a bus, liquid by my feeeet hope it isn't peeeee" - Peter Griffin - Family Guy