I'm Rick James, BITCH!!!

"The black people get to choose first"
"Wow this is like winning the lottery for them"
"Yeah and they will probably still complain"
(Laughs)
"F**k you man"

A couple of more Simpsons quotes:

Homer (ATTEMPTING to imitate Mr. Burns by doing his catch-phrase): "Exactly."


-Lisa (talking about Funzo, a do-everything toy):
"It's been programmed to eliminate the competition."
-Bart: "You mean like Microsoft?"

"Nevada Rules" My imaginary Televison Show

Dragonball Z:
"Big Bang Attack!" Japanese Vegita
"Fight you? No. I intent to kill you." Japanese Son Gohan
"Be well, Gohan." Piccolo from DBGT when dying.

South Park:
"You just can't buy people Mr. Potter. Well you know what you are? You're a little bitch, you're a little bitch and I bet you'd like to suck it, wouldn't ya." Jimmy Stewart in It's a Wonderful Life in Merry Chirstmas, Charlie Manson.
"Dude, this is pretty f*cked up right here." Stan, same episode.
"Protect my balls."

"Oh yeah? Well I saw Mel Gibsons movie The Passion, and he said you are LIARS, and you are SNAKES!" - Cartman.

Another favorite is on my sig...

All of these are from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which has the most creative one-liners ever written.

"I like you. You're funny and nicely-shaped, and dammit, it's absurd to have this neat interlocking bodies and not...interlock." --Anya

"SPIKE: Is it larger than a breadbox?
HARMONY: No. Three guesses left!
SPIKE: So it's smaller than a breadbox?
HARMONY: No...two left.
SPIKE: Harm...is it a soddy breadbox?"

"DAWN: You'll never guess what happened at school today!
ANYA: Everyone started singing and dancing?
DAWN: I gave birth to a baby pterodactyl.
ANYA: Oh my God...did it sing?"

"I may be dead...but I'm still pretty." --Buffy

Cartman-"C'mon Kyle, prove Mel Gibson wrong!"

I forgot-"You know what's better that winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded"

Musical Planet of the Apes-"Dr Zaus, Dr Zaus..."

Beavis and Butthead:
"I am cornholio! Me need T.P. for my bunghole!" -Beavis

From Gene Roddenberry's Andromeda. First, some context: Rommie (Lexa Doig - uberbabe) is commenting on Harper's newfound langauge skills after his "upgrade":

"Harper, I had no idea you were such a cunning linguist."

family guy: meg: "your hogging all the fans
chris: "well your hogging all the
ugly"

chappelles show: when the crack head looks into the camera and it says mind reading
Crackhead: "i need some crack"

all from red froman(that 70's show) DUMB@$$, u idiot

Here's another gem from "The Simpson's":

Homer, having spent his family's life-savings buying stock for a company called Animotion, calls a stock hotline to find out how it's doing:

-Computer-controlled operator (CCO): "Please state the company's name."
-Homer: "Animotion."
-CCO: "Animotion: Up one-eigth."
-Homer: "Woo-hoo."
-CCO: "Yahoo: Up six points."
-Homer: "Huh? What is this crap?"
-CCO: "Fox Broadcasting: Down seven points."

BTW, I'm not pretty sure about the exact numbers, but that's the gist of it

"aw crap!" -darian, invisible man

"all i need is five minutes" -bauer on interrogation time having shaved off ten minutes from season 1, 24 season 2

"Mr Hill please move to the right so we can put the you-know-what into your friends head" -swat guy to hank hill

"let me tell you about somethin i picked up in a little playpen called iraq.." -hobbes, ivisible man

"lemme tell ya something: i wasnt just in beruit, i WAS beruit" -hobbes, ivisible man

Anything by Ralph Wiggum...that kid is the best, some of my fav Ralph moments are:

"It tastes...like burning.."
"I bent my Wookie"
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
"I love you SuperNintendo Chalmers"
"The pointy kitty took the key!"

Actually the Simpsons could provide enough quotes for anyone to post 10000000000 times here.

"Whoah, Manny sure is busting out!"-Marco, Degrassi: The Next Generation.

"While you two were acting like David Beckham and-(gets cut off)"Ethan,Power Rangers: Dino Thunder

"I know a certain kitty kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight!"-Ms. Cartman, South Park

Here's one of my favorites from the ever classic Boy Meets World:

Joey the Rat: Hey Frankie, it's that kid from when you was gay.

One ep of Just Shoot Me had a line where fentch said he wanted his friendship rings back from everyone and they say they threw them away. He walks away and Nina says something like "I thought it was called clitoris?"