Chat up lines don't work at all unless your saying it as joke.

Oh and most pick up lines are more the equivellant of an openning joke in a speech. It's a conversation starter at best. Just be yourself, dont' be down on yourself or negative, you see something you want then go get it, you can if you tell yourself you can. Gonna get rejected? Probably, but just keep at it and have fun. Most of the time just go dance and you'll be fine even if you can't dance, no one cares, just move with it and you'll find hey you really can!! Just go talk even if it's here and there through out the night. Trust me. Good luck, kiddo

Pick up lines are all lame and will get you laughed at 98% of the time, unless it's a really outlandish or funny one. Also depends on the girl's sense of humor and what she'd find funny or not.

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Stand next to someone you find attractive, pull out your phone and pretend to answer it, then hand them the phone and say "excuse me, Cupid called and its for you."

Funniest shit on this thread isn't even a pick up line! HAHA!



Second best.

Don't say this:

-If I was your father, I would hire bodyguards for you, 'cause I'm about to sexually assault you.

-Hey, guess who puts the sensual back in non-consensual?

Good thing you have legs baby, other wise your vigina would get stuk on the dance floor and i have 2 pick your ass up all night and lead this shit.

"Would you fuck me?"

(starts putting on lipstick)

"I'd fuck me."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Now that's hilarious