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posted08/02/2004 08:57 PM (UTC)by
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NoObSaIbOt777
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"Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?"

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This is the Mortal Kombat Online Agression Against Mortal Kombat Characters Thread (had to monogram it because it would have taken up too much space on the forum). What you do here is post what you would do to any MK character that you don't like, or hate, for any reason (you just plain don't like them, they beat the crap outta you in a match, they have a better chance of getting a date then you, etc.). Here, I will give an example:

I beat Stryker to death with a brick.

There you go, I'm feeling better already! Be as creative as you wish, but nothing overly dirty or wrong, don't want to get in trouble for this (Though I probably will anyway). And for those people who are easily offended: this is meant in fun, just because someone types that they'd destroy Cyrax doesn't mean that they hate you, just because you are a Cyrax fan. So don't get offended.

Let the games begin!
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 •08/02/2004 02:32 AM (UTC) •
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ROFLMAO!!!

Oooooh man that was great!!!! grin I can't stop laughing!


I'd pour salt all over reptile and leave him in the dessert.


GD
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black_dragon
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Wow, I shrunk...

 •08/02/2004 02:34 AM (UTC) •
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I Tried to hit Reptile but he just moved and killed me...I heard a loud POW sound......













Reminder: Im Dead
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ShingoEX
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 •08/02/2004 02:36 AM (UTC) •
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I'd rid the universe of Noob Saibot and all evdence he ever existed, just so people would SHUT UP about him...
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noob_sareena
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 •08/02/2004 02:39 AM (UTC) •
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i'd take shang tsung behind an alley, watch him whipe out his straight sword, i'll take it, shove it through his ass and rip it out his back and golf club swing at his neck then UH OH HOT DOG his head over the fence.
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"Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?"

 •08/02/2004 02:42 AM (UTC) •
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I would cast Johnny Cage to star in Gigli 2, then he would commit suicide from embarrasment.
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 •08/02/2004 02:50 AM (UTC) •
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I'd fuck Kitana, Sonya, Li Mei, Jade, and Sindel to death.
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NoObSaIbOt777
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"Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?"

 •08/02/2004 02:54 AM (UTC) •
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SubScorpTile Wrote:
I'd fuck Kitana, Sonya, Li Mei, Jade, and Sindel to death.


Ooookay, that is what I meant by overly dirty. Please don't do that again, I don't want this thread closed.
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Stay classy, MKO.

 •08/02/2004 02:58 AM (UTC) •
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I'd give badges to cool characters like Bo Rai Cho, Stryker, and Tanya and I'd give bad characters like Reiko, Nitara, and Hsu Hao silly hats to wear.
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 •08/02/2004 02:59 AM (UTC) •
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I would make Bo Rai Cho drink all kinds of toxic alcoholic drinks, until he pukes his guts out, and die in agony and pain!!! (I am so EVIL). grin tongue
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 •08/02/2004 03:05 AM (UTC) •
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TheTinMan2005 Wrote:
I'd give badges to cool characters like Bo Rai Cho, Stryker, and Tanya and I'd give bad characters like Reiko, Nitara, and Hsu Hao silly hats to wear.


Someone's been listening to VCPR on GTA (All hail Maurice Chavez!). I would kidnap Reiko, chain him up, put him in Shao Khan's helmet, tell everyone on Earth that I found evidence of Reiko being Khan, then Reiko would be crushed by a stampede of gullible, Reiko fanboys.
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Stay classy, MKO.

 •08/02/2004 03:06 AM (UTC) •
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Thank you Noob, I was afraid the GTA reference might go unnoticed. Also, the Reiko one you just said is excellent. grin
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 •08/02/2004 03:40 AM (UTC) •
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I'd kill Rain with overly cheesy moves and combos and laugh in the irony infested bloodfest...
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•08/02/2004 03:55 AM (UTC) •
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Stryker: I'd feed him donoughts till he is a fat bastard bo rai cho wannabe and then throw him into the pit

Bo Rai Cho - I'll make him take all of his clothes and lock him in a room with Gunther4U

Ermac - I'd worship him

Kitana and tanya - You dont wanna know what would i do to this babes *drools*
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Hyukan
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 •08/02/2004 04:25 AM (UTC) •
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Liu Kang:

I'll rip out his tongue and piss in his mouth.

Li Mei:

The devil is waiting.
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"Goddamn the torpedoes.
It's time to run away with the sideshow.
Full speed, right ahead.
Don't stop, you can sleep when you're dead."
 •08/02/2004 04:46 AM (UTC) •
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Mk_FrEaK Wrote:
Bo Rai Cho - I'll make him take all of his clothes and lock him in a room with Gunther4U


people, i believe we have a winner!!!

lol, good god man, lol, i dont even think bo' rai cho deserves to be naked with 'i wore a thong on the beach to show off as much of my hairy little ass jejeje' man.
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 •08/02/2004 04:49 AM (UTC) •
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I'm also gonna have to agree with Korn if I woke up with Kitana or tanya in my bed I'd be in bed all day.
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•08/02/2004 04:51 AM (UTC) •
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noob_sareena Wrote:

Mk_FrEaK Wrote:
Bo Rai Cho - I'll make him take all of his clothes and lock him in a room with Gunther4U


people, i believe we have a winner!!!

lol, good god man, lol, i dont even think bo' rai cho deserves to be naked with 'i wore a thong on the beach to show off as much of my hairy little ass jejeje' man.


I still get shivvers when he posted his trip to greece, anyways LOL grin
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"Goddamn the torpedoes.
It's time to run away with the sideshow.
Full speed, right ahead.
Don't stop, you can sleep when you're dead."
 •08/02/2004 05:04 AM (UTC) •
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dude, after he told us all that story, we were all pretified!

thoguh he did want us all to be his little cum pie's... ugh.

anyway, alot more:

kai, i would push him of the cliff and tosses anna nicole smith on top of him.

tanya, i would take a gigantic stick and knock her the fuck out, the throw her into a gigantic mr. truck machine.

scorpion, i would take his spear and spear whip him to death... after he has died forty million idiotic times!

goro, i would take him, and toss him against a brick wall and smash his face in with a USAS-12 automatic shotgun... then when he's bleeding on the floor i'll unload the 20 clip drum in the back of his head!
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 •08/02/2004 05:24 AM (UTC) •
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I would program the Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 Arcade where all the charaters will do their fatalities and animalities to Nightwolf in Supreme Demostration.
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 •08/02/2004 05:55 AM (UTC) •
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noob_sareena Wrote:

tanya, i would take a gigantic stick and knock her the fuck out, the throw her into a gigantic mr. truck machine!


God shall curse you sad
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 •08/02/2004 02:18 PM (UTC) •
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id hang shinnok from the Empire State Building.
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 •08/02/2004 05:45 PM (UTC) •
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chainzofmisery Wrote:
id hang shinnok from the Empire State Building.


Forget hang, I'd cut the rope!

Anyway, I'd take Gangsta Jax (I prefer to think of him as a seperate person), tie him to a wall, then invite every REAL gangsta on the face of the Earth to come and bust a gigantic cap in his ass.
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 •08/02/2004 07:40 PM (UTC) •
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I'd use Stryker as a weapon to beat Reiko to death.
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NoObSaIbOt777
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"Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?"

 •08/02/2004 08:47 PM (UTC) •
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Sindel vs. Celine Dion

As soon as Celine reaches one of her "lyrical moments" Sindel's head would explode. Then, just for fun, I'd shoot Styker in the face with Gangsta Jax's machine gun.
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