They're ok I guess

TPBM has recently gotten a new pet

False. I've had my cat for 13 years.
TPBM wants a serious relationship with Sheeva

False, maybe a one night stand though

TPBM likes beef more than chicken

True. I love a good steak. But the ribs cut straight from a delicious fat pig are indeed the greatest food known to man.

TPBM has often wondered who the hell was the first guy too look at a octopus and think "Hmmmm, looks tasty"

Very fuckin TRUE

TPBM wishes they can strangle (at least) one relative in their bf/gf's family

True. Psycho step dad from hell

TPBM has acted in something before (play, shot film, whatever.)

False. But I'm an aspiring voice actor.
TPBM eats macaroni and cheese with their butt.

Man are you serious or is that an inside thing I'm missing?

TPBM knows the so called "Gangsta Rapper" who walked in the white house in the 90s.

False. 2Pac?

TPBM keeps their Windows 7 Taskbar to the left of the screen.

@packetman- that would be Eazy E

@totheark- False

TPBM can finagle a kuhbridal scopulator

wut?

TPBM eats cup of noodles cause he/she be poor and has nothing else to eat.

Oh, and it's by A Perfect Circle. Very good band.

True but not because I'm poor, but because I like noodles.
TPBM is left handed

Truth be told, yes.


TPBM can ride their bike with no handle bars

Psh EASY! Now without a seat... THATS a challenge!!!

TPBM had to think for a min before they realized what TPBM stands for

False, lol

The person below me has not gotten sick in the last year.

False, I've had a minor sickness or two when I was living in LA.
TPBM has played one Castlevania title.

Oh cool. I LOVE Tool, so I enjoy most Perfect Circle things too (The Outsider was by far my favourite song to play in Guitar Hero WOR). Must have missed that one, which album?

To the PAM, True. Played the recent Lords of Shadow and I thought it was great. Apologies to any Castlevania fanboys who seem to think it was shit and ruined the series.

TPBM has an unpaid traffic fine.

False.
TPBM has nightmares of Kabal taking off his mask.

LOL False

TPBM likes playing DDR

Not Really

TPBM uses the acronym TPBM

Really not.

PTMB either likes or dislikes my avatar (slightly at least).

Erm.. True i would like it better if it was a jaguar.
TPBM watches Cooking with Scorpion

False.

TPBM has watched the latest episode of Breaking Bad and was left feeling amazed.

False. I don't watch Breaking Bad.
TPBM wishes they had smoke's hair.