Flase.

TPBM slept well.

Nope got woken up by sister's alarm and couldn't fall back asleep.

TPBM plays chess

True

TPBM is up early.

True.

TPBM loves weekends.

Saturdays are fine, I am not too keen on working on Sunday though...

The person below me thinks the news leads need much improvement.

Damn right!

TPBM is not afraid.....to take a stand.....EVERYBODEH....*drops the mic*

What the... fuchsia? The legend below me thinks they're actually a panda.

lol False

TPBM wish they can choke people like Ghost Dad

True.
TPBM thinks Mavado eats hairy butts

Nope just shaved ones

The Person Below me is legally an adult.

True, 21 now.

TPBM can be found in the club sippin' on some bub, cause they're a sexy lil thug. (bonus internets for getting the reference).

False on all counts. My clubbing days are kinda behind me, I like whiskey and beer and (while the sexy part is debatable, will put picture in appropriate thread one of these days) I aint no thug.

Sounds like something 50Cent would "sing" ?

TPBM has seen their favourite band live and it was better than they could imagine.

True. And I am going to see them an 8th time on November 26th.

The person below me has seriously considered taking their own life.

Of course. I'd take it right to Canada. Canada is awesome!

TPBM is addicted to Subway (like me).

I'm a Panera man. But still addicted!!!!

TPBM has wondered at one point if their lives is a Trueman show type of deal

True, ALL THE FUCKING TIME!! I feel like there's an alien race using my life as a hit sitcom or something! lol

TPBM has a stalker that just won't quit

False, I guess that's a good thing.

The person below me loves eating tissues

False. I don't have the moves.
TPBM likes Stryker now

Nope and nope

The person below me watches the big bang theory

False strangely enough there was advertisement for it on the radio yesterday though.

TPBM watches the comedy, Happy Endings

Nope. Sounds dirty.

TPBM is sick of my tendency to turn phrases and make my "TPBM"s mostly referential.