Sub-Zero man, Sub-Zero man
Doing the things a Sub-Zero can
What's he like? It's not important
Sub-Zero man

Is he a freak, or is he a geek?
When he's underwater does he freeze up?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Sub-Zero man

Scorpion man, Scorpion man
Scorpion man hates Sub-Zero man
They have a fight, Scorpion wins
Scorpion man

Baraka Blade man, Baraka Blade man
Size of the entire Baraka Blade man
Usually kind to smaller man
Baraka Blade man

He's got a knife instead of a hand,
stainless steel hand and an bloodthirsty hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, Baraka Blade man

Ermac man, Ermac man
Hit on the head with a harpoon clan
Lives his life in a secret plan
Ermac man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with Ermac man?
Degraded man, Ermac man

Scorpion man, Scorpion man
Scorpion man hates Ermac man
They have a fight, Scorpion wins
Scorpion man