Urgent news from Midway..Boon chokes on pretzel!
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posted06/21/2004 04:55 AM (UTC)by
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ScorpianSkullFatality
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06/18/2004 06:20 PM (UTC)
Midway.com stated that today at 7:26 PM Ed Boon went to a strip bar. He ordered a steak from the diner across the street, and had a bag of pretzels on the side. It was then that he choked on the pretzel, and had to be rushed to the hospital. He is in stable condition, and stated "I hope this wont push back the release date on Mortal Kombat: Deception"

This has been an Urgent News report from ScorpianSkullFatality






:PS: None of the above is true, and I am protected by the freedom of Press. :P
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Ghaleon
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06/21/2004 04:23 AM (UTC)
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.....and u smoked what before u wrote this???
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Blade-Tsung
06/21/2004 04:23 AM (UTC)
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God dammit, you are so cool. God dammit all to Hell, you fucking secrete the foul sweet stench of greatness.

I love you, you fucking funny funny man.


go to hell and die
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MKSECRETS
06/21/2004 04:24 AM (UTC)
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But you aren't protected from skull points and/or flames/total disrespect from everybody else here.

Nor is this thread protected from being closed.

/me realizes few seconds remain before the thread is closed.


I'm talking to Ghaleon on MSN and none of you loosers are!!! LOL!!! U r da jealous!!!
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ScorpianSkullFatality
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06/21/2004 04:26 AM (UTC)
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Many...sleepless..nights.
Im bored.
So im starting up a false news MK page...were you make up a story about Mortal Kombat, and whoever has the best story wins. I need Judges and Participants.
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Ghaleon
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06/21/2004 04:26 AM (UTC)
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I call BOOYA on that one!!!
MKSECRETS Wrote:
But you aren't protected from skull points and/or flames/total disrespect from everybody else here.

Nor is this thread protected from being closed.

/me realizes few seconds remain before the thread is closed.


I'm talking to Ghaleon on MSN and none of you loosers are!!! LOL!!! U r da jealous!!!

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UReiko
06/21/2004 04:27 AM (UTC)
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Oooweee! Damn you're a dumbACE! What a waste of space you are... you turd!
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MKSECRETS
06/21/2004 04:28 AM (UTC)
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ScorpianSkullFatality Wrote:

So im starting up a false news MK page...were you make up a story about Mortal Kombat, and whoever has the best story wins. I need Judges and Participants.


If I can make extremely harsh comments about the participants that'll hopefully make 'em cry...count me in as a judge.
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06/21/2004 04:29 AM (UTC)
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Ok. so all of yous are gonna enter the fake news contest right?
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06/21/2004 04:30 AM (UTC)
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"CNN news lady: and in shocking news, MKO member ScorpianSkullFatality was castrated, decapitated, torn into bits and raped by a bunch of uSeRs in the MKO forum, the main guilty has been identified as MKSecrets, he was last seen in another suspects bed, known as Blade Tsung."

End Of TrAnSmiSsIoN. lol grin
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BEHOLD THE FURY OF THE 3LD3R G0D5!!!!!

06/21/2004 04:42 AM (UTC)
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Mk_FrEaK Wrote:
"CNN news lady: and in shocking news, MKO member ScorpianSkullFatality was castrated, decapitated, torn into bits and raped by a bunch of uSeRs in the MKO forum, the main guilty has been identified as MKSecrets, he was last seen in another suspects bed, known as Blade Tsung."

End Of TrAnSmiSsIoN. lol



lol thats funny. I got another one:

This just In: Sub-zero gets ponytail Mortal Kombat sales are down 86%!
Subzero eariler this Morning and called up John Tobias. Subzero wanted a look a new look, so Tobias mentioned his barber, Hubad Ha Mundah, who is a communist, to Sub zero. A witness(kenshi) says he saw the whole thing! This Hubad man cut off all of poor Subzeros hair. President Bush saw this as a potential threat and waged war on Canada.
Other news:: MK secrets has volenteered to be a judge.and he will say very harsh things to you and make you cry, kinda like simon cowell.
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06/21/2004 04:50 AM (UTC)
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Mk_FrEaK Wrote:
"CNN news lady: and in shocking news, MKO member ScorpianSkullFatality was castrated, decapitated, torn into bits and raped by a bunch of uSeRs in the MKO forum, the main guilty has been identified as MKSecrets, he was last seen in another suspects bed, known as Blade Tsung."

End Of TrAnSmiSsIoN. lol


Not only is this a blatant lie (it was actually in Redline's bed; damn I had missed him), but you've actually made him write ANOTHER one.

Punish yourself by trying to make sense of Marcel's first posts here.

Damn, I forgot the archive isn't done yet sad
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06/21/2004 04:53 AM (UTC)
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MKSECRETS Wrote:

Mk_FrEaK Wrote:
"CNN news lady: and in shocking news, MKO member ScorpianSkullFatality was castrated, decapitated, torn into bits and raped by a bunch of uSeRs in the MKO forum, the main guilty has been identified as MKSecrets, he was last seen in another suspects bed, known as Blade Tsung."

End Of TrAnSmiSsIoN. lol

Not only is this a blatant lie (it was actually in Redline's bed; damn I had missed him), but you've actually made him write ANOTHER one.

Punish yourself by trying to make sense of Marcel's first posts here.

Damn, I forgot the archive isn't done yet


My bad hermano, i was trying to be sarcastic but all i did was him replying with another one sad, and of course sorry for confusing your lovas!!!!lol.
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06/21/2004 04:55 AM (UTC)
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