What do you think were evolving into?
What do you think were evolving into?
First, I'm not aiming for a religion topic. Personally, I don't think one fully negates the other and I'm close to agnostic. So if there's any problems, just humor it.
In the current time, we're already seeing parts that are beoming useless. Such as the appendix, which I believe was used for digesting more raw foods.
If you look at the global population, people adapt to their land. Western Europe being more cloudy than other places made paler skinned people. While Africa with mostly deserts made darker skinned people. All areas with slight modifications to suit the environment.
Look at modern day man, what changes are we in store for in the next distant change?
No beards since the majority of man doesn't hunt in harsh conditions? One race due to a continuing "melting pot"? Built in shoes since we wear them all the time haha? The stereotype bigger brain no hair alien looking creature?
In the current time, we're already seeing parts that are beoming useless. Such as the appendix, which I believe was used for digesting more raw foods.
If you look at the global population, people adapt to their land. Western Europe being more cloudy than other places made paler skinned people. While Africa with mostly deserts made darker skinned people. All areas with slight modifications to suit the environment.
Look at modern day man, what changes are we in store for in the next distant change?
No beards since the majority of man doesn't hunt in harsh conditions? One race due to a continuing "melting pot"? Built in shoes since we wear them all the time haha? The stereotype bigger brain no hair alien looking creature?
My predictions for the future of the human race, by area-
Murikah: Fat as hell. Everybody will be at least 7 feet tall and will weigh at least 400 pounds.
Africa: They'll be the ones to evolve into alien-looking creatures with the big heads and skinny bodies. Just a lot darker.
Eastern Asia: No eyes. But super-extremely smart.
Western Asia: Skinny sasquatches.
Australia: Orange.
South America: Superbly athletic and nimble, with the ability to survive in the harshest of rainforests.
Europe: Large mouths with rugged jaws.
Murikah: Fat as hell. Everybody will be at least 7 feet tall and will weigh at least 400 pounds.
Africa: They'll be the ones to evolve into alien-looking creatures with the big heads and skinny bodies. Just a lot darker.
Eastern Asia: No eyes. But super-extremely smart.
Western Asia: Skinny sasquatches.
Australia: Orange.
South America: Superbly athletic and nimble, with the ability to survive in the harshest of rainforests.
Europe: Large mouths with rugged jaws.

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Americans put so much trash into our bodies that we'll evolve into a nation of Muks.
Chinese people into Kadabras and Alakazams, because their brains just keep growing.
Africans into Slakings. They're in the Vigoroth stage right now, especially Kenyans.
Chinese people into Kadabras and Alakazams, because their brains just keep growing.
Africans into Slakings. They're in the Vigoroth stage right now, especially Kenyans.
TheBigCityToilet Wrote:
Americans put so much trash into our bodies that we'll evolve into a nation of Muks.
Chinese people into Kadabras and Alakazams, because their brains just keep growing.
Africans into Slakings. They're in the Vigoroth stage right now, especially Kenyans.
Americans put so much trash into our bodies that we'll evolve into a nation of Muks.
Chinese people into Kadabras and Alakazams, because their brains just keep growing.
Africans into Slakings. They're in the Vigoroth stage right now, especially Kenyans.
I must say I disagree.
Americans: Pursian - just lazier, meaner, and greedier
Chinese: Nidoking - tough, no-shit taking folks, who've dumbed down due to a lack of giving a damn
Africans: Any Eevee evolution, depending on that area, only more eager to kill at will
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eventually become a doomed sterile race due to technology radiating our genitals into oblivion.


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What Do I think We're evolving into?????
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Probopass is a Jewish stereotype
TheBigCityToilet Wrote:
Probopass is a Jewish stereotype
Probopass is a Jewish stereotype
Gee whiz, first Jynx looking like a golliwog and now this. I'm starting to think Japanese people are the most racist on earth.
I was gonna say that I'm evolving into Charizard, but someone beat me to the Pokemon stuff.
So I say we're going to evolve into newts like in that terrible episode of Voyager.


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Bezou Wrote:
Gee whiz, first Jynx looking like a golliwog and now this. I'm starting to think Japanese people are the most racist on earth.
I was gonna say that I'm evolving into Charizard, but someone beat me to the Pokemon stuff.
So I say we're going to evolve into newts like in that terrible episode of Voyager.
TheBigCityToilet Wrote:
Probopass is a Jewish stereotype
Probopass is a Jewish stereotype
Gee whiz, first Jynx looking like a golliwog and now this. I'm starting to think Japanese people are the most racist on earth.
I was gonna say that I'm evolving into Charizard, but someone beat me to the Pokemon stuff.
So I say we're going to evolve into newts like in that terrible episode of Voyager.
Yeaaaa I noticed no one had posted a pokemon evolution yet and had to go with the most ridiculous one that had some similarities to a human face.
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People evolve?


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TheNinjasRock071394 Wrote:
Yeaaaa I noticed no one had posted a pokemon evolution yet and had to go with the most ridiculous one that had some similarities to a human face.
Yeaaaa I noticed no one had posted a pokemon evolution yet and had to go with the most ridiculous one that had some similarities to a human face.
You weren't the first one, TheBigCityToilet beat you to pokemon.
I won't evolve, I plan on Digivolving.
*braces for impact*
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