What do you think were evolving into?
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posted04/21/2011 07:53 PM (UTC)by
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First, I'm not aiming for a religion topic. Personally, I don't think one fully negates the other and I'm close to agnostic. So if there's any problems, just humor it.
In the current time, we're already seeing parts that are beoming useless. Such as the appendix, which I believe was used for digesting more raw foods.
If you look at the global population, people adapt to their land. Western Europe being more cloudy than other places made paler skinned people. While Africa with mostly deserts made darker skinned people. All areas with slight modifications to suit the environment.
Look at modern day man, what changes are we in store for in the next distant change?
No beards since the majority of man doesn't hunt in harsh conditions? One race due to a continuing "melting pot"? Built in shoes since we wear them all the time haha? The stereotype bigger brain no hair alien looking creature?
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04/13/2011 08:20 PM (UTC)
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My predictions for the future of the human race, by area-

Murikah: Fat as hell. Everybody will be at least 7 feet tall and will weigh at least 400 pounds.

Africa: They'll be the ones to evolve into alien-looking creatures with the big heads and skinny bodies. Just a lot darker.

Eastern Asia: No eyes. But super-extremely smart.

Western Asia: Skinny sasquatches.

Australia: Orange.

South America: Superbly athletic and nimble, with the ability to survive in the harshest of rainforests.

Europe: Large mouths with rugged jaws.

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04/13/2011 08:28 PM (UTC)
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Americans put so much trash into our bodies that we'll evolve into a nation of Muks.

Chinese people into Kadabras and Alakazams, because their brains just keep growing.

Africans into Slakings. They're in the Vigoroth stage right now, especially Kenyans.
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04/13/2011 08:42 PM (UTC)
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Have you ever seen Idiocracy?
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04/13/2011 09:05 PM (UTC)
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We ARE and WERE one race. It is called Homo Sapiens Sapiens.

Being German, Anglo-saxon, Chinese...those are not races. Neither are negroids, mongolids and europanids etc.
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04/13/2011 09:41 PM (UTC)
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Stupid. We're evolving into stupid.
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04/13/2011 10:04 PM (UTC)
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TheBigCityToilet Wrote:
Americans put so much trash into our bodies that we'll evolve into a nation of Muks.

Chinese people into Kadabras and Alakazams, because their brains just keep growing.

Africans into Slakings. They're in the Vigoroth stage right now, especially Kenyans.


I must say I disagree.

Americans: Pursian - just lazier, meaner, and greedier

Chinese: Nidoking - tough, no-shit taking folks, who've dumbed down due to a lack of giving a damn

Africans: Any Eevee evolution, depending on that area, only more eager to kill at will

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04/13/2011 10:22 PM (UTC)
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eventually become a doomed sterile race due to technology radiating our genitals into oblivion.

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04/13/2011 10:31 PM (UTC)
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I'm evolving into Scizor when i find my metal coat. Idk about you guys.
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KingBellsprout
04/13/2011 10:32 PM (UTC)
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What Do I think We're evolving into?????




^ This
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TheBigCityToilet
04/13/2011 10:34 PM (UTC)
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Probopass is a Jewish stereotype
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04/13/2011 11:35 PM (UTC)
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TheBigCityToilet Wrote:
Probopass is a Jewish stereotype


Gee whiz, first Jynx looking like a golliwog and now this. I'm starting to think Japanese people are the most racist on earth.

I was gonna say that I'm evolving into Charizard, but someone beat me to the Pokemon stuff.

So I say we're going to evolve into newts like in that terrible episode of Voyager.
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sss133
04/13/2011 11:50 PM (UTC)
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I have a feeling if someone gives birth to a physically evolved baby, we as a society would simply think its diseased and kill it or ridicule it
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Zentile
04/14/2011 12:00 AM (UTC)
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We're not evolving into anything because of our scientific advances. Meaning, the human beings who are genetically weak are no longer dying because they can just recover through pills and treatments.
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04/14/2011 01:00 AM (UTC)
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Bezou Wrote:
TheBigCityToilet Wrote:
Probopass is a Jewish stereotype


Gee whiz, first Jynx looking like a golliwog and now this. I'm starting to think Japanese people are the most racist on earth.

I was gonna say that I'm evolving into Charizard, but someone beat me to the Pokemon stuff.

So I say we're going to evolve into newts like in that terrible episode of Voyager.


Yeaaaa I noticed no one had posted a pokemon evolution yet and had to go with the most ridiculous one that had some similarities to a human face.
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04/14/2011 01:35 AM (UTC)
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04/14/2011 02:17 AM (UTC)
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We won't get the chance to evolve since 2012 is next year. :D
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04/14/2011 02:24 AM (UTC)
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Bezou Wrote:

I was gonna say that I'm evolving into Charizard, but someone beat me to the Pokemon stuff.



We might as well have the thread reference Pokemon.

We seem to be heading that way, anyway.

And as for what I'll be evolving into:



Yeah, I'm in my Igglybuff stage right now.
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04/14/2011 02:31 AM (UTC)
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Is this before or after Skynet goes online?

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04/14/2011 02:46 AM (UTC)
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GodlyShinnok
04/14/2011 04:08 AM (UTC)
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People evolve?
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04/14/2011 04:21 AM (UTC)
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Detox Wrote:


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Yes, that answer is *also* correct.
Toxik Wrote:
We won't get the chance to evolve since 2012 is next year. :D
One can only hope, right? :-\
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04/14/2011 04:22 AM (UTC)
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wouldent it be nice to evolve in a way that we can use the force.
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04/14/2011 06:30 PM (UTC)
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TheNinjasRock071394 Wrote:
Yeaaaa I noticed no one had posted a pokemon evolution yet and had to go with the most ridiculous one that had some similarities to a human face.

You weren't the first one, TheBigCityToilet beat you to pokemon.

I won't evolve, I plan on Digivolving.

*braces for impact*
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04/15/2011 04:58 AM (UTC)
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Maybe I'm showing my age a bit but I thought Pokemon and all that mess was for kids? I just dont see the appeal as an adult.
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