Best way to make someone feel better is downward comparison!

I'm not in college yet, but I'm gonna do what I can to be a High School History teacher, and coach High School Hockey. So I'll probably take courses to fit my criteria.

If someone comes to me saying they were raped, I'll tell them it could've been worse, they could've been tentacle raped.

That is actually a very noble path that many people fail to give proper respect to. The life of a high school teacher or, coach for that matter, is not glamorous but it gives you a chance to help people in their most formative years. Kudos

In college, I have a lot of subjects, but I don't like doing my homework so much ...

Impressive bump. I don’t even remember creating this thread.